The man woman list

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I got this list from anon poster as I was browsing:

How to make a woman happy

<span style=”line-height: 1.5;”>It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. </span>

A man only needs to be:

 

1. a friend

<span style=”line-height: 1.5;”>2. a companion </span>

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19 a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

 

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

 

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

 

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

 

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

 

1. Show up naked

 

2. Bring alcohol

[AlbertParticipant 646]

Interesting list I’m sure there are plenty of pussy whipped Mangina’s in the world who will actually try to follow it.

 

Here is my own personal list:

 

How to make a woman happy

1. Who the f~~~ cares.

2. End of list.

E=MC² Bitch

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Hahaha yes … that my preferred option also ☺

[Anonymous 42]

Albert wrote:

How to make a woman happy 1. Who the f~~~ cares. 2. End of list.

@albert, that’s also a feminist’s list for how to please a man, they say the same thing, but a little more, “who the f~~~ cares about him, Me Me Me!”, Albert, you’re a genius!

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Albert wrote:

How to make a woman happy 1. Who the f~~~ cares. 2. End of list.

An even shorter list…

1. Make yourself happy.

 

[experiencedParticipant]

I LiveAgain wrote, “I got this list from a poster as I was browsing: How to make a woman happy.”

In their self happiness quest, there’s no commandment, ‘thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s husband?’ as actually this isn’t a temptation for them ?

‘adultery’-both,

‘goods’-both,

‘spouse’ no just wife

 

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[hmskl’dParticipant 6414]

perfectly happy with some slices of pizza and an old zombie movie

[SmarchitectParticipant 28]

I could do all that if I was a character in the Sims.

 

But even then I’d ALT+CNTL+DELT myself.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[Anonymous 14]

 

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