THE man with a plan.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Since the first post is in Limbo, let’s do it AGAIN!

MEET the man who could just not get enough BITCHES!

This dude, GOT married 4 times. AND MAN it was glorious! The guy got away with it. And better than any of us!

Man accused of marrying 4 women pleads guilty

This undated booking photo released by the York County Sheriff’s Department shows Michael Middleton, accused of marrying women in multiple states including New Hampshire. Middleton, accused of being married to multiple women, pleaded guilty Monday, April 29, 2019 to bigamy in New Hampshire but will avoid jail time if he behaves for the next five years. (York County Sheriff’s Department via AP)

DOVER, N.H. – A man accused of being married to four women pleaded guilty Monday to bigamy in New Hampshire, but he will avoid jail time if he behaves for the next five years.

Michael Middleton, 43, married a Georgia woman in 2006, an Alabama woman in 2011 and a New Hampshire woman in 2013. That led to the bigamy charge in New Hampshire, but according to court documents, he also married a fourth woman in Kentucky in 2016.

Prosecutors say he used the marriages to gain access to the women’s assets. In court Monday, Assistant Strafford County Attorney Michael Rotman read a statement from Middleton’s New Hampshire wife, Alicia Grant, who blamed Middleton for her transformation from a compassionate person to someone with a “not-my-problem” attitude.

She said she was “satisfied” that he was facing consequences for his actions.

“When we got married six years ago, what I thought I had found in him was a life partner, someone that I could face life’s ups and downs with, someone my children could look up to,” Grant wrote. “Instead I got six years of pain and misery as I tried to free myself from the prison of his lies and manipulations.”

Middleton was arrested in Ohio in February. He also has faced domestic violence charges in Maine.

As part of his 12-month suspended sentence, Middleton was ordered to undergo screenings for domestic abuse and substance abuse, and comply with any recommended counseling or programs. Neither he nor his attorney spoke at the hearing other than to answer brief questions from the judge.

After the hearing, Middleton was asked if he was sorry for his actions:

He told reporters he felt “compassion and understanding” for his New Hampshire wife, Grant, after hearing her letter.

“It was a good outcome,” he said. “I hope to move forward with my life and everything, and abide by everything that was handed down to me.”

THIS dude DID IT RIGHT! He BEAT women at their own game. GOOD!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Man, how ugly and desperate were these woman? That guy is average looking at best and a long ways overweight. And obviously has no money. I’m curious what he has going for him.

As one of my friends would say. “He must have a pile-driving ass and a cute way of getting on and off…”

Order the good wine

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

I think he did well but he needs to take some lessons from the ladies still. You divorce them after you marry them. You do it in series not in parallel. That way you legally get their assets.

Isn’t it funny how doing the identical thing officially and unofficially gets you two totally different results. Bow to the big state and get divorces after marriages and you get legally handed the richer partner’s own possessions. Fail to get the divorce and you get nailed for bigamy and you don’t legally get their stuff. Stop and think about it and you will see how messed up the world is, Same thing with and without the big state but different results -reward versus punishment. Why the hell do people let the state get involved in their relationships at all?!

Still well played. Not bad goldigging -for a man.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[MonkParticipant 16995]

Putting his neck on the block 4 times doesn’t seem like much of a plan to me.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

This guy stole from 4 women after promising to marry them. He’s a grifter and a pretty good one at that. I say let him out on probation. His scam is minor league and ok in the scheme of things.

No jail time for the marrying likes of him.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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