The Grocery Store

[Non ServiamParticipant 91]

Is there any worse task in your weekly routine than grocery shopping?  I was standing in line at the check out (I refuse to use the self check out because that’s not my f~~~ing job!)  having to endure this disgusting little rat child with a mohawk who kept on trying to climb and rock the conveyor belt back and forth while bitching about not getting more junk food to his mother who has obviously given up on herself as well as trying to control her little future drug dealer.  That pretty much settled it, I’m getting a vasectomy as soon as possible.  Does anyone have any good stories?

[HitmanParticipant]

ok.. got 1 for ya.. local grocery store, aprox 60 yr old male w his 90 yr old mother.. he is her lifelong bitch.. he says ” mother! that c~~~tail sauce is BURSTING with horseradish flavor ! ”  she points her crooked old finger at him and says  ” now, now, ..” he slumps his shoulders , lowers his chin to his chest.. defeated..i was amazed this old c~~~ controlled him so completely..wow.. sucks to be him.. true story ..so sad , yet somehow i f~~~ing laffed for weeks at it! ..

[MOWsince95Participant 1446]

Not grocery store, but grocery related and a follow up to Zone.  A woman at the office is 100% vegan and a true nutjob, and has a fiancé.  She commented that her pet limpdick likes hamburgers and it really p~~~es her off, but he loves the flavor and can’t stop.  I mention to her that I also like the flavor but don’t eat much beef, and instead found that [a certain brand] Chipotle BlackBean Burgers actually taste damn good – very much like a real burger but are made with beans and veggies and so they fit the vegan bulls~~~.  So then goes off on me a bit p~~~ed saying … get this … that it’s not just that he is eating meat that bothers her, but she does not approve of him eating anything that tastes like meat!

So yeah, you got it.  The bitch feels the need to control the flavor that the guy puts in his mouth to satisfy his craving.  Not the content, but the flavor.  I considered talking to the dude and did finally meet him – he was such a pussified idiot I figured he deserved what he was getting.  I know that is bad of me, but if you had met this guy you’d agree, I am certain.

If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

I just went tonight and two whales followed me from one isle to the check out line I was in. As I paid and was leaving, I heard “Bye”. I never even acknowledged these cows, apparently I am supposed to look at them and say something to them because they are in line behind me and vagina? The last time I went the cashier was saying how tired she was and how she was about to get off and how she needed a bed. I am guessing she was wanting me to say something like “you can come back to my house and sleep in my bed”. F~~~ that.

I have had multiple women cold approach me in the last year at supermarkets, desperately waiting for me to bite and follow through. I say “thanks” to their compliment and walk off, or I say “yeah ok I am going to finish shopping now.” Women are getting more desperate for someone to help pay for their folderol, and it isn’t going to be me. You would have to pay me to f~~~ most of these women now, that’s just how it is. What the f~~~ is a woman adding to my life, but a vagina? The most annoying are the single mothers with kids running around. I try to avoid them like the plague and if cornered I give them the stink eye.

[RoyDalParticipant]

My strategy is to go as early in the morning as possible. At 5 a.m., there’s no one shopping except a few grumpy looking bachelors.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

The only thing I hate more than seeing children being spanked at the grocery store is seeing children not being spanked at the grocery store.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

RoyDal wrote:

 

Always weird to see when the back and the butt have merged into one…mass.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Really see some guys pushing cart that I pity being lead around by a woman at grocery store. I sometimes overhear what she says to him like one I heard recently where she said, “now let’s go and get your box of cereal” … I’m glad he’s getting his breakfast treat – but poor guy (i assume her husband).

Most recent trip to grocery at checkout line, woman in front of me was talking on cell phone all during emptying her cart with one hand and holding phone with other … could she be any slower? Even the clerk seemed visibly perturbed by her delays getting items on the belt and so were people waiting in line. She never even stopped her phone call while she paid for her stuff fumbling around with credit card in one hand and continuing with phone in other.

My question continues to be; who are these gals talking to nonstop on their cell phones? They talk while they shop and talk while they checkout and talk all across the parking lot. I see some of them continuing to talk as they drive away.

Don’t they ever come up for air?

[….Participant 305]

@Sjur…no, they don’t come up for air…they have developed gills behind their ears.

[Non ServiamParticipant 91]

hmskl’d wrote:

Really see some guys pushing cart that I pity being lead around by a woman at grocery store.

 

Seeing those pussy whipped castrated house bitch manginas in the grocery store is the main reason why I’m never getting married.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

A recently did a work program with the high school so after work I would go to this grocery store some students worked at and watch them and make sure they were doing ok. I to have seen the woman that comes in with a few kids that act up and she just seems to have given up. What is really sad is when you can tell the child has no father in its life and that is the reason he or she acts out is because they are trying to get attention from their drained mother while trying to compete with their other siblings. Another thing I saw were some couples that were around my age, late 20’s, or even younger and would sometimes have up to 4 or 5 kids. If I ever have a kid with a woman as soon as my daughter is born and I see she is alive and healthy and I have held her for a bit I’ll be like “I will be right back sweety. Daddy has to go get snipped so I only have to worry about you” lol.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

 

I was in line at a grocery store a few months ago, and the single mommy in line in front of me was having trouble controlling one of her little maniacs.

He kept grabbing a bag of Gummy Worms that were near the line and she kept putting them back and told him ‘We will get those next week. . . . ‘

Now, I don’t even eat those things but when the kid looked at me and made eye contact, I reached over, grabbed four bags of them, put them in my cart and smiled at him as if almost to say ‘ha, ha’.

He saw me put four bags of Gummy Worms in my cart, followed by me smiling at him and he instantly went absolutely nuts and started crying and screaming at the top of his lungs. ‘Aaahhhh!!!. . . ‘

By the time they made it through the line and I was putting my stuff on the belt, I took out all four bags and put them back where I got them.

Great victory for Team Vasectomy 2015

[Lord VatsParticipant 379]

Sky-O
That was cruel. I thought you got a bag to give it to the kid later when her mother wasn’t looking.

[DarthWParticipant 70]

LOL Sky-O.  I’m gonna do similar the next time I see some kid squealing for some toy or candy like that.

The single moms with the rotten monsters are the most interesting.   Usually worn down and dumpy and plump mom is showing how she wishes she’d made other choices.  Sometimes you can see that mommy was hot….once, a long time ago…but they’ve hit the wall.  Then they pull out the food stamps, and I’m glad I got the snip snip years ago.

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

I’ve mentioned this story here before but I’ll repeat here.

A couple of months ago I saw the last woman I was in a relationship before unknowingly embarking on my MGTOW path shopping in Wal-Mart. She has packed on the weight and has been UTTERLY devastated by the wall. She had a young 8 or 9 year old with her when I saw her in the aisles and would order him around like a monkey.

“Go get a tin of tuna” “Tuna! Not salmon, what are you stupid?” and “Go get Momma her soda.”

All the while her prodigious bulk was resting on the cart and she was using it like a walker. I was just completing my sale when I saw her, the kid and a dude with a “kill me” look in his eyes get into line and this feeling washed over me when I thought, that could be me.

That feeling was relief.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Sky-O wrote:

I was in line at a grocery store a few months ago, and the single mommy in line in front of me was having trouble controlling one of her little maniacs. He kept grabbing a bag of Gummy Worms that were near the line and she kept putting them back and told him ‘We will get those next week. . . . ‘ Now, I don’t even eat those things but when the kid looked at me and made eye contact, I reached over, grabbed four bags of them, put them in my cart and smiled at him as if almost to say ‘ha, ha’. He saw me put four bags of Gummy Worms in my cart, followed by me smiling at him and he instantly went absolutely nuts and started crying and screaming at the top of his lungs. ‘Aaahhhh!!!. . . ‘ By the time they made it through the line and I was putting my stuff on the belt, I took out all four bags and put them back where I got them. Great victory for Team Vasectomy 2015

 

Can’t. Stop. Laughing!!

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[Lazarus LongParticipant 365]

Sky-O If I could +1 that about a million more times I would. I really cannot stand people who cannot control their kids at the store.

Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self. -Terry Goodkind

[SofaloverParticipant 4]

I was in the supermarket recently about 5am stocking up coffee & huge amount of pot noodle type meals.  All I have is a kettle at moment.

The checkout ‘girl’, a heat damaged waxwork dummy with clown makeup started making comments that she’d kill her husband for buying these and he’s allowed one a week.  I realised then that I didn’t even give enough f~~~ to muster up a witty retort that I normally would.  It did cross my mind that I’d rather f~~~ a pot noodle.  It’s worth noting that even this obese c~~~ with funhouse mirror makeup actually thought she was something special and that I would listen to her s~~~.  I’m pretty fit and decent looking with good job and life, these f~~~ing Jabba blobs are so deluded they should cherish the beta wimp they have ensnared because they have literally no chance whatsoever of being anything other than a cum dumpster for immigrant gangs.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

Some of my experiences in Retail stores include horror stories involving the bratty turds conceived from the failure of other people to use protected sex when they should have in order to stop these hell-monsters from being made.

I used to work at a big Retail store, and I was pushing a pallet jack loaded down with hundreds of pounds of merchandise through the crowded aisles. I dropped the pallet off and was heading back when some stupid brat kid who was about 9 or 10 years old decided that he wanted a RIDE on the pallet jack and he jumps right onto the back of it while I was pushing it. Meanwhile, the stupid mother is 10 feet away chatting on her cell phone, looking in our direction, but not saying anything.

With the pallet jack moving, the stupid kid loses his balance after a couple of seconds. Feeling the weight of when he jumped on the pallet jack, I turn around to see him fall on his ass across the supermarket floor. Furious at a kid’s stupidity to do such a dangerous stunt, I yelled, “Hey, you do NOT jump on this pallet jack! It is NOT a toy, and you can get HURT!”

“How DARE you parent my child?!” the bitch mother screams as she stomps forward in a rage. Either she’s p~~~ed that I ruined her kid’s fun or that he happened to fall on his ass wanting to play around on a moving pallet jack as if it was a f~~~ing skateboard, and I was calling him out on his stupidity.

I was in no mood to play the usual “the customer is always right” game, and I retorted back, “If YOU would parent your child for ONCE in his life, then he wouldn’t be playing around with dangerous store equipment just so you can hope for an easy lawsuit settlement if he gets hurt! We aren’t going to be held accountable just because you can’t keep an eye on your kid!”

“I’m never shopping here again!” she screams, grabbing her kid and stomping towards the exit. To anyone who worked Retail, this is a bald-faced lie because customers like this literally have nothing else to do with their daily life EXCEPT to shop, so 99 percent of customers who say this are usually seen back at the store within a day or two. Luckily, my boss had seen the entire incident and he complimented me because he said he’d rather see a customer complaint about me “being mean” to a child instead of a lawsuit because some little s~~~ kid got his head cracked open playing around on the store equipment.

Story number two: Three months ago, I was pushing a pallet loaded down with almost 1,000 pounds of concrete bags(I work at a Home Depot). Many customers are seeing that I’m hauling this huge load with a hand pallet jack and they’re nice enough to get out of the way. Except for some stupid dumb ass brat kid who stands there from a side aisle watching me approach, and then he chooses to run across my path when my pallet is only inches away from him. I swerve out of the way to avoid hitting him because I have no brakes, and the damn pallet smashed up against my left ankle and giving me a wave of excruciating pain. I limped for three days afterward, and all because of a snot-nosed kid who ALREADY saw me coming and decides that he wants to play Chicken when I’m only a step or two away.

Story number three: This one is actually pretty sick.

I’m a customer this time, and I’m using the restroom at a Walmart before doing my shopping rather than leaving a shopping cart with stuff outside the room so I can do my business and then have some stupid customer take it in the meantime. I’m sitting in my stall and someone starts banging on the door of it from the other end. I say, “Someone’s already in here!” The door rattles one last time, then falls silent. 10 seconds later, as I’m standing up and pulling up my jeans, the face of some 11 or 12-year old boy(hard to know for sure)pops up under the door of my stall, grinning at me and taking in the sight of me with my pants down as he’s trying to crawl under the door into my stall.

I let out a yell, grab my backpack which is loaded down with at least 20 pounds of books, and swing it down , which smacks him full in the face as hard as it’ll go. As he’s pulling his head back, he smashes it against a corner of the door and Peeping Tom Junior runs out of the restroom in full flight. This happened three years ago. Ever since then, I’ve developed a paranoia about using public restrooms. I’m not exactly crazy about the next time I’m taking a s~~~ and having another disgusting pervert pop their head into my stall to get their jollies off.

And all of this…happening in the boundaries of a Retail store.

A famous guy said once that if you want to see the true nature of society, then you must look in it’s prisons. He was wrong…actually not really, because this was said before Retail supermarts and it’s trailer-trash crowds came into existence.

[ValleyFever101Participant 84]

I try to shop early in the morning if it at all possible.  Less crowded, the shelves are all freshly stocked.

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