The First Time Lesbians Kissed Someone

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

This video (as well as others by these two) have been making rounds on Tumblr and keep appearing in my YouTube suggestions for some reason.  One of these two have even been in nearly every ad that pops up before the videos I watch!  It’s getting annoying!  So, I decide to see what the big deal is with this blonde chick.  Then, I see THIS suggested to me.  It’s actually posted by the butch black girl you see in the video (I only know they both have the last name Hart), featuring this blonde obnoxious hippie hipster.

[It’s hard not to get annoyed by them, really.]

Isn’t it funny that both are lesbians now and yet both kissed boys as their first kiss, and both had an awkward or bad experience?  From the women I’ve known that swung that way for whatever reason (or made that stupid “asexual” claim), it was because they had a bad experience in their younger years with a boy/man.

Nevertheless, these “women” are paid TONS of money and are promoted by YouTube to make even MORE money, and are giving it to useless charities that are “social justice”-related.  What a waste, I think!

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Also, the comments are rather annoying, too.  Girls saying they WANT the women featured in the video, even though they’re straight.  Or, excuse me, “pansexual” probably.  It just shows the next generation gets steadily worse, as most comments are probably from high schoolers.  I already knew MY generation (i.e., people in their 20s)’s women were mostly “lesbian”, though I assume it to be “get whatever she wants, when she wants, because it’s all about her and her life.”

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looks like a fat version of Lister from Red Dwarf on the right

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’m so glad I understood that reference (most people I know don’t know what Red Dwarf is)!!  That, sir, just gave me one of the biggest laughs of the week!

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’m so glad I understood that reference (most people I know don’t know what Red Dwarf is)!! That, sir, just gave me one of the biggest laughs of the week!

it’s one of my favourite shows!

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