The Fake Female POF Profile

[Anonymous 11]

“Chrissy” is in a hurry as The Wall hits in 45 minutes. We’re at 383 unique sender messages with 663 meet me requests.

I’ve found a simp for our final exposition:

SIMP D (Fakin’ Being Bad)

Simp: Hi gorgeous

Me: RU you really bad

Simp: Really bad?

Me: been to prison bad

Simp: Lol no I’ve never been to prison. Have you??

Me: Noooo….i do like bad boys RU bad enough

Simp: Yes… Im a badass

Simp: But not bad enuff for jail. I keep an even keel

me: you could maybe make me feel safe

Do I smell a White Knight?

Simp: Are you in trouble?

Simp: But I’m a big dude if that’s what you mean lol(not fat)

me: I need a man to make me safe

Simp: I need a woman to make me feel wanted

me: who can luv and protect

Simp: I can definitely do both

Simp: Wanna text me? This messenger sucks. ########### my name is %%%%%%%%% btw

me: I need to be safe with a man who spoils me

This is beyond f~~~ed up. The die roll came up 6 so I blocked him. The random component was the only way I could come up with to emulate a Hamster.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

This is hilarious and sad at the same time.

Something went really wrong for us males if we went from building society to 383 pussy whipped idiot simps chasing one mgtow acting as an average woman.

Please do single mother experiment c-pig, i bet the result would be similar. Or pregnant. Or fat landwhale. Beta men are even more repulsive in their pussy whipped behavior as women. And why wouldn’t they be acting like they are if there is a pool of 2 full 747 boings lined up anytime to stroke her ego. Blue pillers are disgrace to manhood.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[Anonymous 11]

@freeman: She is a hot single mother. I even hit two guys with oops I’m 6 months pregnant per member suggestion so it’s even worse as neither fled. Thanks for letting me know you enjoyed it.

I will do a landwhale and an HB5 one upcoming. Also, the response of those two guys over me being pregnant has me very interested in doing a pregnant one too.

Edit: Chrissy has finally met The Wall. Final tally is 671 meet me requests and 389 unique messages over 48 exposure hours Here is her final received message:

hi, liked what I saw and read and hope u feel the same way and are open to dating as I am. love your smile, eyes, and your hair…wow, u r very pretty. your pic is soooooooooo cute, I like how it looks innocent and cute. there are a few good guys on here who would like to get to know you. i am old fashioned with old values and morals. hit me back either way and let me know u r interested or not, thanks, stay blessed.

[bagsofsandParticipant 1391]

To any non-registered lurkers landing from google searches who think ChauvinistPig is ‘wasting his time’ or is being ‘ridiculous/pathetic whatever’ with his trolling, I just say NO! This is the correct way, the only way, to behave on a modern dating site as a man! He is doing God’s work here!

Actually the only way is to NOT sign up on these cancerous scam sites in the first place, but scamming the simps brings a little balance at least in the train wreck that is ‘online dating’.
MORE men should troll the f~~~ out of the overwhelming amount of online SIMPS; these White Knights make modern women’s sense of entitlement even worse than it naturally is.
F~~~ man, I’m the only one that HATES these simps with a passion? GAWD, They’re so f~~~ing CLUELESS!!

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Hey c-pig, i just had an idea but dont follow up on this, lol, you dont want angry horde of blue pillers trying to track you down.

Imagine telling all 387 donks to meet “you” all at the same place and all at the same time. And they all have to bring flowers and wear green tie. And xou film this and stream online. ppv.

Weak simps are the true enablers of unchecked female nature.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[black_knightParticipant 2602]

Freeman_K wrote:

Hey c-pig, i just had an idea but dont follow up on this, lol, you dont want angry horde of blue pillers trying to track you down.

Imagine telling all 387 donks to meet “you” all at the same place and all at the same time. And they all have to bring flowers and wear green tie. And xou film this and stream online. ppv.

Weak simps are the true enablers of unchecked female nature.

I’m crying with laughter. I’d actually pay money to see this.

C-P, please do continue with the experiments. Besides the laughs it’s very educational and eye opening.

Try a big fat black disabled woman one day too.

[Red KnightParticipant 720]

bagsofsand wrote:

To any non-registered lurkers landing from google searches who think ChauvinistPig is ‘wasting his time’ or is being ‘ridiculous/pathetic whatever’ with his trolling, I just say NO! This is the correct way, the only way, to behave on a modern dating site as a man! He is doing God’s work here!

Actually the only way is to NOT sign up on these cancerous scam sites in the first place, but scamming the simps brings a little balance at least in the train wreck that is ‘online dating’.
MORE men should troll the f~~~ out of the overwhelming amount of online SIMPS; these White Knights make modern women’s sense of entitlement even worse than it naturally is.
F~~~ man, I’m the only one that HATES these simps with a passion? GAWD, They’re so f~~~ing CLUELESS!!

I don’t hate these guys, but I definitely feel a lot of pity for them. These guys are so brainwashed that they are trying so hard for the attention of some average looking chick who’s CAKED in make up and has the personality and intelligence of a rock (talking about the character, not the poster 🙂 ). That being said, even the hottest babe in the world doesn’t deserve the level of attention and deifying that this “girl” is receiving.

“I can be there for you.”
“I’m a big guy (NOT FAT)”. He HAD to point out he wasn’t fat. Trying hard to qualify and sell himself, like a good little doggie.
“I’m bad, but not prison bad.” Still trying to sell himself!

DON’T F~~~ING SELL YOURSELF. YOU ARE ABOVE THAT.

I think these guys need to learn about MGTOW. In fact, dating sites might be a good way to spread the word…

Formerly MoneyOverBitches

[Anonymous 11]

Red Knight wrote:

These guys are so brainwashed that they are trying so hard for the attention of some average looking chick who’s CAKED in make up and has the personality and intelligence of a rock

Thanks, I do try my best. It was a fusion of women I’ve known over the years and stories from this board of other female hijinks.

She’d totally be an albatross around any man’s neck. Yet, they came after her. Raw online vaginal power put on display for all.

Ask yourself, what did you learn from it?

Thanks to all members and lurkers for putting up with the madness. I hope someone, possibly even a woman too, finds it beneficial

[AstroParticipant 2045]

I just got to this thread, good work. You even almost got a date with TaxGuy X<D It was hilarious and yet sad because I remember how I was on the blue pill, I met my 2nd wife from online dating in 2001. At least I insisted on not raising another mans sperm, so I guess I could have been worse. This thread is a red pill unto itself, if you had posted as an 18 year old “10”, your phone might have fried. I can’t help but feel sorry for those guys but I guess we all have to learn, usually the hard way. I knew it was bad but it’s worse than I thought.

[Yojimbo RockfordParticipant 348]

I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH!!! hahaha. I have such a hate on for guys like this. I don’t know why, but I just have an innate revulsion for guys like that. I hate simps. Another reason I don’t pity guys like this is because there had to be at some point, someone said, “Hey quit acting like a bitch”, and they ignored that sage advice. So, f~~~ em.

I think the Chads are interesting. I have Chaded a few girls, and have been Out-Chaded by other Chads. But even these dudes seemed somewhat pussy beggerish. I don’t know, I would still call them pretty Simpish.

You will know when ZFG is starting to have a MeatWorld effect when your fake profiles started getting called out by a redpill s~~~lord. If I had the time and tenacity, I think it would be fun to make a Red Pill Chad Ghost, and just start scorching the earth.

Anyway, this was GOLD. Please, PLEASE, do another one soon.

[ShimEnkiParticipant 27]

Consider that this, even if it’s a temporary distraction you have offered, a service to our unawakened bro-manity by probably saving some or a few from outright financial despair and psycho-emotional dysfunction.

[markParticipant 451]

But of course. The world is full of simps. If 50% of all guys where 1% of what we have here we wouldn’t be on this mess.

Do you know who is the most famous simp? His name was Joseph.

Joseph – “Honey I am home”
Mary – “Dear, I am pregnant”
Joseph – “WFT?”
Mary – “It was an angel”
Joseph – “hmm…okey dockey”

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

mark wrote:

Mary – “It was an angel”

???

Don't care

[GetaPoasParticipant 73]

Awwww f~~~. Would you guys be down for doing a dungeons and dragons game of trolling beta simps? Me and a friend did that where the goal was to see who could catch the most suckers.

Technically he won. He played the just out of highschool scene kid slut. I tried a more exotic build of a neo-pagan radical feminist open to polymary but hating transgendered openly. That my favorite activity was writing Harry Potter fanfics and Voldermort is a trans rapist that hates womyn.
(Yes it’s meant to sound dumb…)

He got MORE orbiters…
But my orbiters were more undyingly loyal.

[markParticipant 451]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

mark wrote:

Mary – “It was an angel”

???

Divine conception.

[ironheartParticipant 942]

Engaging in these kind of games is as stupid as the women that do it.

"Women have become so full of hatred that they are blind to reason and humanity. That which they practice will be the end of humanity, long before any war that men may fight.." "Women are predators by nature. Why else do you think they are so quick to gang up and go after a man they hate for showing any sign of weakness?"

[Jim01Participant 6678]

somehow I managed to miss this thread first time around – was funny and scary in equal measure.

Freeman’s suggestion of inviting them to the same place, same time with the same clothes had me in stitches lol

C Pig – please keep these experiments up because they are another dose of red pills for us all. I am so pleased I am MGTOW and stuff like this just reaffirms why I am

[Anonymous 11]

ironheart wrote:

Engaging in these kind of games is as stupid as the women that do it.

It was very stupid yet educational. However, any man who ever reads this in the future will know exactly why his hours were wasted.

@jim: I’m waiting for a slowdown in work for my next job. I want to do a pregnant one next for I am “intrigued” to quote one of my subjects.

If you want my advice for online dating, shotgun message every woman on there exactly once. Immediately isolate any respondents from the site via phone number exchange. Be aggressive yet romantic in your pursuit. You must stand out from the other 275 simps competing for your very, very picky fair lady.

Hopefully, the countless hours you waste won’t leave you with an STD, a Cluster B, or a future divorce rape.

[JayjaysParticipant 44]

This is why some woman think so much of themselves and think they can play you. They get so much attention from these guys who think it’s the norm to be sleazy

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Men will tell a woman anything to get into her pants.

I met a programmer for a dating site and he told me some pieces of advice that I think your experiment supported.

First thing is that women get bombarded with messages. If you don’t message her within the first week, your wasting your time.

Secondly women become even more bored and jaded after a month of dates with these simps, can you imagine spending two hours with pussybeggers 3 times a week for a month???

So, no woman that lasts more than a month on the site is datable because either there is something so wrong with her that simps won’t even take her crazy ass or she is so jaded and angry that you have no chance of attracting her on a date. She’s over online dating.

Then there is the price. He told me that paying sites are way better than non-paying sites. The main reason for this was that women are cheap as f~~~. If they have to lay out $25.00 per month, like on Match.com, they are much more serious about meeting someone.

On free sites most of the women are not even interested in a man, they’re just f~~~ing around.

His conclusion, go on a paid site, search for and message only new members, the newer the better. And don’t waste your time on women over a month on the site. Get the digits and meet asap before she get’s all jaded.

Don’t ever kiss a woman’s ass online. Just like in real life women do not respect weakness.

I have done online dating for 20 years and never message women. I only respond to women who have “viewed” my profile. That means they are available, want to date, and are interested in my pic at least or they wouldn’t have viewed me.

I only message these women. This cuts down the work of online dating considerably.

I am a doc so that opens a lot of doors (legs) for me. I lead with it in my profile name, I actually say doc in my profile name.

I get a view a day on average. The site knows this and charges you more to get on more women’s search results. Cheating, I like it.

Most are average for my age, late 50’s, so they are hags. Occasional ones are worth messaging back. I have a date with a 51 year old post wall broke (she already told me during our first conversation) maiden on Sat night.

Workin it.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

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