The Domestic Violence App

[HammerdownParticipant 528]

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So basically Dr. Phil’s wife of all people apparently has put out an app for women in abusive relationships. Basically it’s disguised as a news app but with a few button presses it instantly alerts police and shelters.

I dunno, to me this seems like it’s going to be more of a boyfriend remote than anything. Not giving me what I want? Ooops, too bad for you the police are on their way. The only saving grace is that it records anything, but putting on a show for the camera is quite easy to fake.

Your thoughts?

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

That app will most likely be abused by gold digging leeches who can’t get their “workhorse” to cough up the dough.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The app doesn’t need to alert “SHELTERS”… it needs to alert >>>>> HER.

I’m gonna create a “domestic violence app” for women who willingly remain in (and keep going back to) “abusive relationships” too. Yeah it’s an app that slaps her across the face with the open hand of reality – with no actual violence required.

She pushes a button on her iPhone and it lights up with noises, alarm bells, and gives her an electric shock. Just like her REAL “abusive relationship” …. she initiates it herself by pushing all the right buttons.

Here’s my first customer:

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I will only charge stupid bitches like that $5… and I will be rich beyond my wildest dreams. It will even have a special “gina tingles” vibrate mode… so she can shove it in in her panties – and up her ass – if she wants. But that’s the upgraded version for $10 / per month. This way, she can still maintain a close abusive relationship with her smartphone and still get abused without being able to blame a man.

HOTT.

Doing what I can to “stop violence against women”, & teaching grown women the basic concept of “personal resposibility”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

We all should go there and give a bad review. 😛

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[experiencedParticipant]

Thank you for the info. Tom Lykis or Sam Kinison said,”get the cameras in close to my face. ok. (to the women) “Stop f~~~ing abusers.”   stop getting into relationships with these guys. Leave at the FIRST slap. It’s just an advanced form of drama queening.

Dr Phil and his wife need to be slapped. I’ve never slapped/hit/etc a woman, but the two at the beginning of this sentence deserve it.

I look fwd to husband shock collars and husband explosive collars and husband skinning alive devices WTF.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[HammerdownParticipant 528]

Keymaster wrote:

Oh really. I’m gonna create a “domestic violence app” for women who willingly remain in (and keep going back to) “abusive relationships” too.

But Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeymaster, sometimes they don’t have a choice! They’re so scared and confused and worried he might not let them leave or come after them!

I kid of course. God that was painful to type.

[HitmanParticipant]

whats next? an app to transfer all your money into her account with just a tap ? damn , i guess the justice system is just too slow for these bitches..

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

That app and the “doctors” approach to domestic violence is deceitful and one-dimensional. Women realize a good deal of domestic violence involves mutual violence,  or even in many cases they alone are the perpetrators of the violence. The husband yells, she slaps him or throws something at him, he reacts, she feeds off that and on it goes. But the dude will get tossed in jail because on that show women are the pedestalized victims, and men are basically scumbags that should be grateful to have a woman in their life.

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