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Anonymous111) The Dremel- If you ever need to hack it, then this is your go to tool.
2) The Floor Jack – Makes your life easier.
3) The Chainsaw – Total mayhem and danger what more can one ask for in a tool.
4) The Breaker Bar – No overtorqued nut or bolt will not succumb. I own three different lengths.
5) The Multitool – Cuts through anything. Intrinsically safe too.
6) The Laser Measurer – Why estimate when you don’t have to.
7) The Fox and Hound – Need to trace wires. This is your best friend. Fluke is your only choice.
8) Ethernet cable tester – Keeps me from looking stupid.
9) The Voltmeter
10) Vise gripsTools are great, you can build whatever the f~~~ you want, shape the world, fix s~~~, it’s great. They’re f~~~ing expensive though, so I’m still building up my tool collection.
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11.Jigsaw,cuts wood,metal,plastic real easy.
12.Level-just to make sure everything is.
13.Circular saw-great for straight cuts.
14.Tape measure-I’m old school
15.Nail gun & air compressor-work smart,not hard!
16.Nail set-great for countersinking.
17.Machinist vice-when you really need a grip.
18.Multibit screwdriver-no more screwing around!Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!
As a finish carpenter, I can’t function without my:
1. 12 Dewalt, miter Saw
2. 10″ Makita, contractor table saw
3. 23 gauge pin nailer
4. Contour gauge
5. Chisel set
6. Assorted hand planersImpact gun for those tough to break rusty suspension bolts
Twiggy or pen voltage detector for quick outlet checks
Don’t forget a box full or rags for the messy jobs!
A man is only as good as the tools that he used..
3) The Chainsaw – Total mayhem and danger what more can one ask for in a tool.
My favorite. Also doubles as your best friend during the zombie apocalypse.

My personal favourites
1. Claw Hammer – pound or pry
2. Wrecking bar – when a hammer just doesn’t cut it
3. Screwdriver set – for those loose screws
4. Handsaw – in case the chainsaw fails
5. Full Gas can and a match – simple but effective
5. C4/PE7- Sometimes the reno’s are a bitchI really need to find a place in the country 🙂
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1. Bushmaster AR-15 with Slide Fire bump stock. Turns semi-auto into Rock & Roll. Also useful in zombie apocalypse.
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Channellocks.
WD-40 or Liquid wrench.
Three sizes of dewalt drills.Eye-guards.
Those auto-gripper wire strippers that grab the wire and strip the end in one squeeze.
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Anonymous5Sawzall cut off my brothers el Camino exhaust and motorcycle exhaust .

Anonymous11I need more carpentry tools. Mine are all for mechanical, yard, or electrical use.
The Sawzall is quite a beast. I can’t live w/o Channellocks either. I think I might have bought the final batch of Made in USA Channellocks about 6 years ago.
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