The Average Date Now Costs…..

[GrumpyParticipant]

Holy crap.
10 dates and I could have paid for the new rifle I want.
8 dates and that’s my entire drive train “redone”.
6 dates is a new exhaust system front to back on my truck.
4 dates is new brakes all around.
2 dates would pay for a trip to the USA.
1 date is 2 tanks of gas.
0 dates means more money in MY pocket for stuff I want to do.

31 dates = $5580.00 (roughly 25% the cost of a new vehicle)

F~~~ it, if she want me to go out out a date she’d better be paying.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

First date, around 30 bucks. Dating, however, 50 – 70 per event.

[AufladenParticipant 105]

If the temptation ever arises in my reptilian brain, I just have to think of what it would cost me to go on a first date with any woman. As for consequent dates, you pretty much nailed it Venom.

'You can achieve more and be happy avoiding the wrong women than you ever could searching for the right woman.' - KM

[Anonymous 6]

Aufladen wrote:

If the temptation ever arises in my reptilian brain, I just have to think of what it would cost me to go on a first date with any woman. As for consequent dates, you pretty much nailed it Venom.

A fleshlight will take care of the lizard brain.

[GoneGaltParticipant 361]

$180? Bulls~~~. I don’t give a f~~~ what Match.com has to say. Didn’t they even bother to categorize it by big city down to small town?

Anyone laying out that kind of cash for an ‘average date’ is a f~~~ing above average moron.

[AstroParticipant 2045]

IRuleMe wrote:

Fleshlight? I’m saving up for that Alektra Blue sex doll.

I am happy with my TPE sex doll. Cost: Less than $500 for a lifetime, Alektra costs about six times that. I got mine in May and she has already far more than paid for herself. She had two eye colors and four wigs, so I get plenty of variety. I have been pounding the s~~~ out of her. I don’t even want a sex robot, silence is golden after two marriages. She now has a small wardrobe as well. I did get too rough and tore her arm but I repaired it with a lighter and a spoon. Women are now obsolete and other than my sex doll, I have gone monk.

F~~~ dating. Why worry about STD’s, crabs, false rape claims, getting ripped off, putting a balloon over your dick or the bitch getting knocked up and throw in child support? Save your money and completely walk away.

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