The 1 Thing you should never say to a woman over 30

[TaxGuyParticipant]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/beauty/the-1-thing-you-should-never-say-to-a-woman-over-30/ar-AAgC8mI?li=BBnbcA0

You look so young for your age.

You look so young for your age? That’s the “one thing” not to say to a woman over 30? Um, ok, I can do that.

So I can say “Hard to believe you’ve avoided the wall for this long.”
Or “Don’t turn around, the wall is right behind you.”
Or “You better find a beta bucks pretty soon, you’re living on borrowed time.”
Or “tick tock, tick tock…..”

Thanks for the head’s up Judy. Now if you all will excuse me, I’ll be searching for some old women to tell them they look young for their age.

Order the good wine

[HitmanParticipant]

I thought ” will you marry me” was the worst thing that you could say! !!

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

I thought ” will you marry me” was the worst thing that you could say! !!

For you it is. Not for her. That’s like winning on The Price is Right for her. Cash and prizes baby, cash and prizes.

Order the good wine

[joetechParticipant]

How about, “Hey! Put some lights on that bus!”

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I’d f~~~ you with the lights off.
Are you done fighting gravity.
Do you have any daughters?
I have a coupon for botox I won’t use.
Lemon juice can help fade stretch marks.
If you want to keep up with younger woman do more kegels.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[SolidParticipant 7520]

They can keep repeating anything that they need to make themselves feel better.
No matter how much make up, how much diet or gym, they c~~~ count just increases, they STDs count just increases over time, is pure math.

And the whole sick truth is, they are getting older, they miss the days when they are harassed in the streets, they miss the “hey honey, how you doing ?” (Read that with Joey’s voice, that guy from friends).

They can say whatever they want, but they cant change the facts. They will never be able to change the facts. Their lies go away with their makeup, but neither makeup or plastic surgery will bring their 20s back !

[Anonymous 54]

Ill bet you were something back in your day!

[narwhalParticipant]

Umm, so she assumes that a compliment on her looks implies she has no other value. It’s all in your head woman.

Personally, if anyone told me I look younger than my age (44), I’d take it as a compliment and nothing else.

Ok. Then do it.

[Anonymous 42]

Don’t say anything! They’re bitter young hags waiting to become bitter old hags!

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Kudos to anyone that dares venturing into mainstream media for daily dose of lulz.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[Anonymous 54]

How many Grandchildren do you have?

Still not married?

More foundation will hide that.

Did those pance shrink in the wash?

I could go on for ever.hahha

That would look cute on a young girl!

When are you due?.. Oops..sorry…

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Anonymous wrote:

Did those pance shrink in the wash?

classic lol

The backhanded compliment thread for post wallers.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

“I do!”

Note, this also applies to women under 30

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[Anonymous 54]

FrostByte wrote:

Old Sage wrote:

Did those pance shrink in the wash?

classic lol

The backhanded compliment thread for post wallers.

What I learned down South. Disgise it as a complement. It will stick in their head a very long, long time. Hahahah.

[Bastisimo1Participant 423]

“Actually do you mind if we make love with the lights off”

And men are deploying the most devastating weapon of all – indifference. In this final battle who cares least wins.

[Heave-Ho MgtowParticipant 1797]

Gotta go, my 20’s waiting for me in the car to go to dinner

skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

[Anonymous 54]

Bastisimo1 wrote:

“Actually do you mind if we make love with the lights off”

Yea man! Hah, be the one that wants to do it with the lights off!! Hah

[Anonymous 0]

When are you due?.. Oops..sorry…
Old Sage beat me to it!

Why are you carrying around those basketb~~~~?

[JVBParticipant]

Hey honey….were there any other survivors?

Peace is > piece.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

– So how many kids you have? )))

regardless if she has kids or not, it will sting
if she does – she’ll be offended that you think she looks old to have many kids
if she doesn’t – oh, snap – this will hurt big time

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

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