Thank God for blackout drinking

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

I have in more ways than one reached a new high. 15 pints of Guinness Stout. Last thing I remember was this afternoon I took an Uber to the store Mexican woman about 30 years old got a couple of 8 packs of Guinness Stout and here it is 6 hours later. Somebody magically did three loads of laundry and a whole sink of dirty dishes. Also the hallway got mopped.

so here you have it gentlemen, first of all I didn’t allow the woman into my house even at her insistence secondly I got a lot of things done without even being aware of it thirdly I had a great afternoon and I did like three videos in between all the s~~~.

here’s to alcohol both the problem and solution to most every human problem.

Better Living Through Chemistry

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[The man in the mountainParticipant 4102]

When you love the pussy, she bleeds all over your life, when you reject the pussy she takes her bleeding with her.

Halleluyaaahhh brother Halleluyaaahhh!.

Worth a stout, like those German monks that pray everyday to the Lord and only consume beer.

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

The man in the mountain wrote:

When you love the pussy, she bleeds all over your life, when you reject the pussy she takes her bleeding with her.

Halleluyaaahhh brother Halleluyaaahhh!.

Worth a stout, like those German monks that pray everyday to the Lord and only consume beer.

I am one of those monks. The last time I saw a woman naked was last night when I watch porn. When I was done watching I shut the computer off and what could be better than that. Monkdom has its privileges.

By the way the Lord told me to consume mass quantities of Guinness Stout because I’m Irish. The reason the Irish don’t get hangovers because we keep drinking all day. It’s a hard job but somebody’s got to do it who’s going to support all those lads

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Triple thumbs up.

[,Participant 1301]

BlacqueJacqueShellacque wrote:

Triple thumbs up

i cee four uro five

with joy/without hate

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Can’t believe I’m still standing still smoking

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[bladeParticipant]

F~~~ these videos are going to be intresting .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[WallyParticipant]

That’s classic Dave!

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

And the Bogan burglar alarm gets bigger!!!! Good job on getting your s~~~ cleaned up brother. I get really productive when I have had a few as well. Last night I fixed the short in the refrigerator light. Of course my drunk ass didn’t unplug it first. Only a few sparks, but it’s fixed!!

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

MarketWatcher wrote:

And the Bogan burglar alarm gets bigger!!!! Good job on getting your s~~~ cleaned up brother. I get really productive when I have had a few as well. Last night I fixed the short in the refrigerator light. Of course my drunk ass didn’t unplug it first. Only a few sparks, but it’s fixed!!

Electrical shocks are good. My brother shocked me when I was about 18 months old with an electrical cord I still remember that feeling. throughout my life just the faint tug of electricity makes me throw the wire or whatever out of my hand. This has saved my life many times I used to work on HVAC

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[MutineerParticipant 1467]

Never mind. Misread.

"The secret to happiness is freedom... And the secret to freedom is courage." - Thucydides

[Jim01Participant 6678]

I remember once I had been drinking wine all day in my flat on a Saturday and later on all I remember is staggering into my kitchen and starting to p~~~ into a box of beer I had on the floor thinking it was the toilet – suddenly I came to my senses and had to rush to the toilet (it’s hard to hold in a p~~~ once you start) and finish

hardcore drinking isn’t always good lol

[LeitnainParticipant 32]

“My new show is called Booze Clues. Where I use clues laying around the house to reconstruct what the f~~~ I did last night.”

True story: Make moving into a drinking game. It actually makes it less irritating and more fun.

I have honestly fixed more errors in my life and how I handle things mentally through momentarily altering my state of consciousness and thinking, than I probably have through any other means at all.

EDIT: On a slightly satirical note, you ever notice all of those “X and philosophy” books that are typically full of s~~~ to feed a pop culture agenda in our social structure? Well have you ever realized that there’s no “Natural Born Killers and Philosophy” book?? Yeah there’s probably a good reason to that. But f~~~damn I love that movie.

"Life hath no spring, no axle, and no end." - Aleister Crowley, Hymn to Lucifer

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