Tantalising Tadpole

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5119]

Always been a wanker, high end banker

City boy, so coy playing Footsie, tantalising a tadpole

Fantasizing about a embryonic hole

Sipping on a gin and tonic whilst caressing genital moles

Looking at mating ticks on Netflix

Another one for the wank-bank, tantalising tadpoles in four day worn underpants

What a wanker!, a bulge as big as an oil tanker

Spill your load in a one bedroom abode

Breaststroke, a one bollock bloke

Crawling on a shag pile, all the while spewing out last nights dinner in a state of bile

Congealed, sealed in a meal of alphabites

Putrid smell, spells out WANKER!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

What a wanker!, a bulge as big as an oil tanker

OUT SOURCER! I have seen the GRAIL!!

Do not tempt me with your foul pleasantries, I seek the GRAIL!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Spankings are in order! Naughty Naughty, it’s a bad thing to use the grail – shaped beacon.

[MonkParticipant 17152]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Spankings are in order! Naughty Naughty, it’s a bad thing to use the grail – shaped beacon.

That’s a phallic symbol and emblematic of patriarchal oppression!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I’ll oppress with a phallic for sure. Ruin the wilderness with it

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5119]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I’ll oppress with a phallic for sure. Ruin the wilderness with it

A Goose Captain Birdseye.

[iMickey503Participant 12468]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Always been a wanker, high end banker
City boy, so coy playing Footsie, tantalising a tadpole
Fantasizing about a embryonic hole
Sipping on a gin and tonic whilst caressing genital moles
Looking at mating ticks on Netflix
Another one for the wank-bank, tantalising tadpoles in four day worn underpants
What a wanker!, a bulge as big as an oil tanker
Spill your load in a one bedroom abode
Breaststroke, a one bollock bloke
Crawling on a shag pile, all the while spewing out last nights dinner in a state of bile
Congealed, sealed in a meal of alphabites
Putrid smell, spells out WANKER!

If I had ONLY found this post before. I would have used this. Much better rhymes here.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5119]

iMickey503 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Always been a wanker, high end bankerCity boy, so coy playing Footsie, tantalising a tadpoleFantasizing about a embryonic holeSipping on a gin and tonic whilst caressing genital molesLooking at mating ticks on NetflixAnother one for the wank-bank, tantalising tadpoles in four day worn underpantsWhat a wanker!, a bulge as big as an oil tankerSpill your load in a one bedroom abodeBreaststroke, a one bollock blokeCrawling on a shag pile, all the while spewing out last nights dinner in a state of bileCongealed, sealed in a meal of alphabitesPutrid smell, spells out WANKER!

If I had ONLY found this post before. I would have used this. Much better rhymes here.

Mick!, how’s it gaping? I hope you prolapsed those hell street shaking preachers for me today? Limbs like Bambi.

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