F~~~ me … is it? Gosh it looks like her … a fatter older her …. it is … it’s her. With ANOTHER bloke in tow.

Without thinking I slide my office  window open and in the loudest voice possible …. not screaming … I say “are we ok with fuel?”  to the miffed looking engineer at bottom of the steps.

Everyone looks up including her and mangina. I look her straight in the eyes… give a big smile & wave …. “hey .. you coming along with us” …. oh the joy of it.

All those years of exams, training, interviews and endless medicals … have now been worth all the pain and money.

That entire one hour fifteen minutes journey I gave seven announcements … intro, journey time, weather and then points of absolutely no interest along the way.

My coworker thought I was going mad 😁

I hope each one of you get to experience the feeling … if you haven’t already.

I would love to know what she was saying to him the whole time.

Just couldn’t find out when they were coming back … now that would’ve been the cherry on top ☺

Just out of curiosity, the term bloke, can’t really get over it. Isn’t it derogatory towards men? I hear so many British women use that. So is there a female equivalent of that? The ones I know of like love, doll, lass hardly sound as bad as bloke.

Bird = wo-man

However, bloke in my book is a guy who is ‘taken’ …… well and truly 😁

So … “her bloke was with her”

“His bird was with him”

I moved for Eire to UK as a child and was schooled in Londons East End …. maybe like the Bronx back in the 60s & 70s

More of a ‘c~~~ney’ slang thing ….. although I talk rather posh now 😃

According to Quinion, Ernest Weekley and John Camden Hotten, bloke probably derives either from the Romany, language of the Rom (gypsies), or from Shelta, a secret language of Welsh and Irish tinkers. These languages have roots with the Hindi loke, a man. Lexicographer Eric Partridge conjectured the word loke was the original but an unspecified word “too low for mention” was the cause of a b- added in slang. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) says the word is of “Origin unknown” but adds: “Ogilvie compares ‘Gypsy and Hindi loke a man.'” The OED’s first cited use is in 1861. Some believe it derives from the Celtic word ploc, a large, bull-headed person. The word first appears in early 19th century England possibly, according to Michael Quinion, as a variation of the slang term gloak, which itself was a variation of an older slang term buzzgloak, meaning pickpocket.

Well I guess its not as bad as it sounds.

F~~~ me … is it? Gosh it looks like her … a fatter older her …. it is … it’s her.

Awesome bro, I love seeing my ex too, I always give her a scowl like look how fat you’ve gotten. Tell her to try an exercise and eat better lol.

Russky wrote:

Isn’t bloke like dude?

Yupp, gent, guy, fella, man etc.

So she comes in and I say “Wow, you’ve chucked on the weight” to which she replies “I eat when I’m happy” To which I say “then you must be f~~~ing ecstatic!” I signed the papers and showed her the door.

reminds me when i was divorcing number 1. We hadn’t seen each other for about a year and she had to come by my office to get the divorce papaers signed. So she comes in and I say “Wow, you’ve chucked on the weight” to which she replies “I eat when I’m happy” To which I say “then you must be f~~~ing ecstatic!” I signed the papers and showed her the door.

Hahaha fantastic … and it’s all for free … well … that beautiful moment. We paid shed loads up front for it.

Sometimes … just sometimes … the universe smiles on us ☺

Today, I saw two girls I tried to hook up with in the past, one had two kids, and by the looks of it, by two different guys and my god did she hit the wall.

And the other must have gain 25 to 40 pounds. Also didnt realize how much make up she puts on, talk about the Art of Deception the last thing I said to her was, after she rejected me,”That’s too bad, because I might be the one that got away, okay” hmmm, I guess it was victories for me. 2-0 lol