Stupid Safety Quizzes

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

Safety is number one of course.
But before that, comes safety from claims and insurance departments.

I was looking through old ‘safety’ exams and was LOL at the stupidity of some “questions”.
Allow me to share this strenuous exam. See if you can play along maybe take a wild guess at some answers.

1. Load arms so that you cannot see over what you carry.
true or false.

2. When alarm sounds do you go to
a Coffee shop
b washroom
c muster point
d stair well

3. Use correct lift methods. Bend your:
a Back
b Wrist
c Knees

4. Once a fire begins, early detection allows time for everyone to ____________ the building.

5. Fire extinguishers are inspected monthly
True or False

6. Harassment, discrimination and bullying are:
a Acceptable
b A way to separate ‘men from the boys’
c Violence in workplace
d None of the above

7. Indifference to harassment is employees option
True or False

8. Lift with legs, keep back straight, do not ___________ body

9. When a chain or strap is pitted, or shows excessive wear, remove from service.
True or False

10. Store all material and chemicals together, regardless of compatibility
True or False

Hope you all enjoyed todays safety exam.
Remember, someone got paid huge money to come up with this.

Care to share your experiences with safety gone insane?

I was looking for a YouTube vid but couldn’t find it. Guy was showing they have packages you open and it has a hollow plastic baby bottle looking thing.
You hold it over the toilet and slide your dick inside before p~~~ing, to prevent spread of germs from touching your junk.
A company actually makes this crap.

Work safe everyone!

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[MuglintarParticipant 1333]

try this:

It is an educational vid for training of safety designated personell.

"Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Muglintar wrote:

try this:
<iframe src=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/ChOHnSL7ZCg?feature=oembed” allowfullscreen=”” frameborder=”0″ height=”375″ width=”500″></iframe>

It is an educational vid for training of safety designated personell.

HAhaha I can’t stop laughing, gonna show my old man this!

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[Anonymous 6]

Employee of the month!

[WPLParticipant 2390]

Yep… we have to endure an annual “safety week” at work, with daily meetings and mandatory quizzes each day. They used to give us coffee mugs, flashlights, and other semi-useful crap at the conclusion of the week but due to budget cuts, we now get nothing. And yes, the quizzes are about equally stupid. I know WHY we do this… but there must be a less asinine way to go about it.

[RennieParticipant]

I had to do one of those recently at my work. They actually got rather annoyed with me for trying to do it properly. They insisted on just giving me the answer sheet and told me to use it. Well I did most of the questions without it and they were 99% correct.

4. Once a fire begins, early detection allows time for everyone to ransack the building.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Had to lol at this comment on the vid

“Whoever says the Germans don’t have a sense of humor should be round up and put into camps.”

That cracked me up.

It's Time to get Wise

[GrumpyParticipant]

This OHS stuff is one of the reasons I left my last employer.
On average I had to spend about 4 hours a week redoing safety courses because the course producers would change a single word in a package . Job security for those who dont actually have to work in a hazardous environment on any level.
Despite federal, provincial, International, and company OH&S regulations I ended up working alone in “hazardous” environments regardless of the work environment exacerbating older injuries. (Now I am classified as officially physically disabled).
Ironically, I was more qualified in OHS, safety and rescue, first aid, etc than the companies “OH&S manager.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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