Straight Dope from a ….. DOPE!!

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@Ned – affirmative sir.   There is no such better playground than a woman’s body.   The only problem is – sometimes the playground LOOKS nice and inviting, and then we find cat turds in the sand, broken bottles / rusty razorblades that cut our skin, and then we get sued or put in jail because the owner of the playground says we need to pay up for the playtime we had.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Then she opens her mouth and the ugly reveals itself.

I had exactly this problem with a young female I was interested in recently. In her photos she was stunningly gorgeous but in person I was attracted to her a lot less.

After meeting her a few times I figured it out… in her photos, her mouth was always closed.

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