Start the Intricately Designed Wooden Clock

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Here’s a story about a guy who spent probably hundreds of hours making a crazily complicated wooden clockwork puzzle book as a way to propose to his girlfriend.

http://cheezburger.com/1275653/guy-proposes-to-girlfriend-in-best-way-possible-with-fairytale-storybook?ref=hero

I’m sure they’ve had a blasty blast getting f~~~ed up at burning man and running around like the quirky kids they clearly are. But now that they’re gonna get married… I give them six months before she finds a guy with a bigger dick or wallet (or both!) and throws that dorky-ass waste of time cutesy bulls~~~ puzzle book out a third story window at him.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

This clock will become kindling in the not so distant future.

Just another example of a man wasting his time, talents, and resources on a lil ho that will only bring him misery.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[HitmanParticipant]

Wasted on a woman.
She’ll never appreciate what that took to do.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Love makes you do some stupid things … really .. really … stupid things.

[AwakenedParticipant 35200]

ILiveAgain wrote:

Love makes you do some stupid things … really .. really … stupid things.

AINT that a fact and a half brother !!

Let me re-phrase it to: Love USED to make me do some stupid things…really…really…stupid things.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[RoyDalParticipant]

Besides the obvious, that is the ingrate bitch does not appreciate his manifest devotion to her golden vayjay, there is this . . .

There are wooden clocks that have been running for centuries; no kidding: http://www.clockandwatchmuseum.org/
The thirteen colonies that had to become the United States made clocks out of wood because of the trade restrictions imposed by the British government. They made their own rifles and glass goods too.

Entrepreneurs are making them to this day.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Y_Participant 4591]

If only he would use his Powers for Good – instead of Evil…
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Slut F~~~ed Up the Clock

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

The only puzzle box a woman deserves is a Chinese one that summons Pinhead and friends.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

ITS GETTING THROWN IN THE TRASH AFTER THE WEDDING.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[bladeParticipant]

Maybe his master has already begun with the threats of no pussy tonight s~~~ before the wedding and this was made to console his master.
I think this guy is a mangina supreme

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Look at her, and then look at him—he must have $$$ and you can bet there are several CHADS on the side already.

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