Star wars explains how marriage works

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

In this episode Darth Vader plays the typical new wife. Lando is the simp husband and in the background are the MGTOWs looking on.
(I think MG-tower might be Boba Fett)

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Epic!!

It's Time to get Wise

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22534]

I was just thinking about some lessons you could glean from the Star Wars saga. If I was a cynical ass, which I am.

1. You do NOT want to be a successful father in the Star Wars universe. The wives want to resist and fight the men. The men are always made out to be the bad guys. Their kids fight and try to kill them. Often succeeding.

2. Poor fathers seem to be able to live long enough to raise some kids for awhile. Until the successful fathers groups kill them off somehow.

3. Stay away from the women. Far worse treachery and backstabbing from them. Much of the grief guys have are because of the women around them and dying as white knights.

4. Stay childless and womanless. Anakin should have chopped his dick right off and told Padme to go f~~~ herself. All the f~~~ing headaches that could have been avoided.

5. Boys raised by women have problems later in life. They don’t develop male coping skills they need to be able to get through difficult situations men find themselves in. Refer back to Anakin again. They to their detriment run more on emotion and irrational fears and thoughts. They can learn this but they have to unlearn the woman crap and replace it, and it doesn’t always work out that well or successfully. Right Vader? Right Kylo? (Han wasnt around Leia told him to f~~~ off.)

6. AWALT. Dammit, all the women are princesses in the f~~~ing galaxy.

7. Oh yeah, the last parts of the story we intro plain jane to come in and fix everything the men in the universe have screwed up. You know because magical force vagina.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

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