Some thoughts in a bar I had….

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

So yeah gents, tonight after having celebrated my birthday in some bar that I know I’ve gone somewhat creative, as I once in a while do, and sometimes I get some inspiration on somewhat funny jokes. Ok, so for instance there’s this local bar that every now and then I go to and well, its owner at the first glance may come across and may behave a bit like a blue pill mangina (as in regularly handing out free lollypops to the ladies frequenting his establishment). But then I thought hang on, maybe there could be some bit of an angle to him like: “Ok, so he’s handing out  something, so that in the end the ladies at least got something to suck on for the night….”

Alright so that was that. Well, tonight there happened to be some (sodding) typical American chicks (tourists) there when I was there, sort of like them typical types of ASSes, as in American Superficial Slures (supposedly entitled to no end, you know the kinds…  … from LA as it were) and although there were not that many blue pill manginas in there at the same time, most of them were acting in the usual way like trying to spoil the attention seeking of those ASSes and well, the later it got the more I kept thinking about those simps’ acting like: “Yeah, good buoys…  … back to the plantation go on, suit yerselves…” Oh and there of course was this other cougar type lady there, too, who tried to hit on me and I was like: “Naaaa, leave it, lass, pack it in….”

And then finally I came up with some inspirational funny(ish) joke question (which actually makes more sense in English than in my own native tongue funnily enough that):

What would ever make any woman go back from using a smart phone to an ol’ fashion “dumb phone”…?

Well either she must have unlearned the wiping or she rather prefers to keep “pressing buttons…”

 

Anyway, I had a ball and yeah, needless to say, for me it was another very nice and cheapish night out, enjoying myself to the full…

 

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

Glad you had a good time and happy B-day.. You made it worth reading with this line: “Ok, so he’s handing out  something, so that in the end the ladies at least got something to suck on for the night….”

 

 

 

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[FreeGhostSpectator 318]

Good business idea with the loipops though. Cheap sweets attracting cheap hookers, an ideal scenario.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

@ FreeGhost: Yeah right…   😉

Thanks, Harpo.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

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