Snappy New Year

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

It’s nearly that time of the year, where I have to deal with the f*ck-sticks and chicks that prefer clits to D*cks in my little bit of (lost) paradise.
Think I’ll stay at home….

SNAPPY NEW YEAR
No celebrating with a tipple this new year
Instead, I’ll be debating whether to have a s~~~ or play with my third nipple I fear

I’ll be frank, I don’t like others
I’d rather stay at home and have a w*nk over housewife mothers

Paying over the odds to get in a crowded nightclub
Surrounded by sweaty bods
Tightly rubbed

Putting up with the no neck freak on the door
With a larger than average beak, and
The smelly Sikh on the dancefloor

Think I’ll watch another episode of Toad from Wind In the Willows
Whilst wiping a white load onto my pillows

I’m a lone ranger
So there’s never any danger
Somebodies going to phone

May invite next doors cat, but
The little furry tw*t
Shat, on the “Not Welcome” mat

Oh well
Least there’ll be no tale to tell
Of any resolution
As I’ve come to the clear conclusion, that this is my last Christmas.

GOODBYE!!!

[Branched offParticipant 10920]

Hi Colin. Looks like an upbeat start to the year for you. Females and new year never seem to be a good mix. Minimise your contact and you are always better off. Whether they are resolving to lose weight, snag a beta or trying to snog you before they get a year closer to the wall, its all the same -its about them and their fear of sliding further into inconsequence.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Branched off wrote:

Hi Colin. Looks like an upbeat start to the year for you. Females and new year never seem to be a good mix. Minimise your contact and you are always better off. Whether they are resolving to lose weight, snag a beta or trying to snog you before they get a year closer to the wall, its all the same -its about them and their fear of sliding further into inconsequence.

Evening Mr Avalanche.
Don’t know about upbeat, more repeat and the same bleat.

I have a people repellent head so, no women for me. 16years since my last(and one and only) relationship.

Snappy New Year matey!!

[Branched offParticipant 10920]

Its interesting Colin. I have not been female free for more than a single period of about 6 months in about 20 years. I am down to one woman now and I don’t live with her. I find myself referring to her as my last and 90% of the time wishing that I could finish with the last and be free of the burden of her, free to be alone. Free to be alone in my house on new years eve. You have had sixteen years of freedom and it has not made you happy. Am I just thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Branched off wrote:

Its interesting Colin. I have not been female free for more than a single period of about 6 months in about 20 years. I am down to one woman now and I don’t live with her. I find myself referring to her as my last and 90% of the time wishing that I could finish with the last and be free of the burden of her, free to be alone. Free to be alone in my house on new years eve. You have had sixteen years of freedom and it has not made you happy. Am I just thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Its interesting Colin. I have not been female free for more than a single period of about 6 months in about 20 years. I am down to one woman now and I don’t live with her. I find myself referring to her as my last and 90% of the time wishing that I could finish with the last and be free of the burden of her, free to be alone. Free to be alone in my house on new years eve. You have had sixteen years of freedom and it has not made you happy. Am I just thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?

Possibly. Every man has to create and tread his own path.
Man is ego. I am like every other specimen, in need of attention, affection and validation.
I am just better at suppressing it then others.

My dejection is largely due to a life gone by. Slits of opportunities never taken, but never really being within grasp.
That is the paradoxical parody of the pedantic poet.

[Branched offParticipant 10920]

I think I have never had enough to offer women to make my relationships successful, at least in terms of receiving long term validation and affection in fair measure for the effort I put in. In the end they have ended up wishing for more and I have ceased efforts when I have seen that wish and regret solidify in them. Instead of pussy begging -like a good little man- when the wish for more arrives, I let go. All I wanted was to be enough. If I am not then I won’t play. So I think I would be better alone but maybe a little affection still goes a long way? How well will I survive if I get my wish to be free?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Branched off wrote:

I think I have never had enough to offer women to make my relationships successful, at least in terms of receiving long term validation and affection in fair measure for the effort I put in. In the end they have ended up wishing for more and I have ceased efforts when I have seen that wish and regret solidify in them. Instead of pussy begging -like a good little man- when the wish for more arrives, I let go. All I wanted was to be enough. If I am not then I won’t play. So I think I would be better alone but maybe a little affection still goes a long way? How well will I survive if I get my wish to be free?

It seems you are in a paradoxical haze as well(just different scenario(s)).

An articulate specimen once said to me that being in a relationship is about doing things you don’t really want to do.

Have you ever read/listened to Morrissey’s interviews?
Big poetry inspiration for me. The Smiths have to be one of the most lyrical geniuses of all time.
Says some interesting stuff on why he has never married/is he gay/celibacy etc

[Gravel PitParticipant]

This Swistzerland guys restores old hardware. The videos are addicting. Watch like 10 in two days. LOL Better than TV

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3753]

^^ Nice ! I love watching videos like that.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Hmmm. Not sure what I’m doing New Years. Hmmm..

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Gravel PitParticipant]

iMickey503 wrote:

Not sure what I’m doing New Years. Hmmm..

Right? The bro-friend I usually spend New Years with (which is also his birthday 12-31) now lives in another state.

For the first time in several years, I have NYE exclusively to myself. I could spend it with my old Aunt like a good boy, or run the streets like a wild animal (even though Im sober). Make it even more fun!

Im curious if any dude on here has ever point blank asked a normal girl, …offering her, say $200 for sex and a night out?

I almost did that a couple years ago, was gonna ask the 24 year old waitress but totally chickened out. HAHAHAH This proves how much of a fvcking eynsell I am, the fact that Id ever pay for sex to women who will do it anyway if I just stay persistent and REVEAL MY MOTIVES. I think getting sex girl from a girl is like closing a difficult sales transaction, you have to ask for the sell. At some point you have to ASK for them to buy the boat! If you dont come out and say, I think youre hot and I want to jump your bones, well you probably aint gonna get any ass. I lack the courage to ask women for sex because I spent so many years as a shy reclusive man, very introverted. Its somewhat my personality and also due to inexperience and a long period of getting none, several years.

I know I could if I wanted. I used to pick up women in my ‘college days.’ Getting past the ice breakers is not too hard! The thing now is, I dont really want to because I know how shallow they all are. Theres no romance in it, no passion. When she embraces me, she will most likely be thinking of some BBC or Chad fvcker. The mysterious colliding of two consciousness’ in a euphoric carnal act. <- that sort of thing is absent because she is a stranger for one. And two, she is most likely thinking of someone else or wondering what she deserves for having done this. Then when its over, everyone scurries off to the bathroom hiding their genitals as if God himself just caught us near the tree of knowledge. HAHAH

All that, and add in the fact that shes likely been with 30 other men JUST IN 2019! And she probably has cooter bugs, a bad attitude and is as intelligent as a fish. Its better to just jerkoff

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Gravel Pit wrote:

iMickey503 wrote:

Not sure what I’m doing New Years. Hmmm..

Right? The bro-friend I usually spend New Years with (which is also his birthday 12-31) now lives in another state.
For the first time in several years, I have NYE exclusively to myself. I could spend it with my old Aunt like a good boy, or run the streets like a wild animal (even though Im sober). Make it even more fun!
Im curious if any dude on here has ever point blank asked a normal girl, …offering her, say $200 for sex and a night out?
I almost did that a couple years ago, was gonna ask the 24 year old waitress but totally chickened out. HAHAHAH This proves how much of a fvcking eynsell I am, the fact that Id ever pay for sex to women who will do it anyway if I just stay persistent and REVEAL MY MOTIVES. I think getting sex girl from a girl is like closing a difficult sales transaction, you have to ask for the sell. At some point you have to ASK for them to buy the boat! If you dont come out and say, I think youre hot and I want to jump your bones, well you probably aint gonna get any ass. I lack the courage to ask women for sex because I spent so many years as a shy reclusive man, very introverted. Its somewhat my personality and also due to inexperience and a long period of getting none, several years.
I know I could if I wanted. I used to pick up women in my ‘college days.’ Getting past the ice breakers is not too hard! The thing now is, I dont really want to because I know how shallow they all are. Theres no romance in it, no passion. When she embraces me, she will most likely be thinking of some BBC or Chad fvcker. The mysterious colliding of two consciousness’ in a euphoric carnal act. <- that sort of thing is absent because she is a stranger for one. And two, she is most likely thinking of someone else or wondering what she deserves for having done this. Then when its over, everyone scurries off to the bathroom hiding their genitals as if God himself just caught us near the tree of knowledge. HAHAH
All that, and add in the fact that shes likely been with 30 other men JUST IN 2019! And she probably has cooter bugs, a bad attitude and is as intelligent as a fish. Its better to just jerkoff

Perhaps you, Mickey and I can have a synchronised wa*k on the morrow.
The one who lasts the longest gets one of my auburn combovers…….you pair being coneheads as well.

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Its interesting Colin. I have not been female free for more than a single period of about 6 months in about 20 years. I am down to one woman now and I don’t live with her. I find myself referring to her as my last and 90% of the time wishing that I could finish with the last and be free of the burden of her, free to be alone. Free to be alone in my house on new years eve. You have had sixteen years of freedom and it has not made you happy. Am I just thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?

Colin will never be happy. He is destined for loneliness and misery, but it’s because his mind is not right. I believe he craves unhappiness and wallows in it.

For me, the grass IS much greener on this side of the fence. Going on 8 years of freedom and still loving every minute of it. The only time I’ve spent with women since my divorce is for sex. Other than that, I flirt and hug on the pretty young waitresses at my hangouts and that’s enough for me. I’ll never have another relationship with a woman. No wife, no girlfriend…..nothing. It’s too much of a hassle, to much emotional bullschit, too much drama.

On New Year’s Eve, I went to my Tuesday hangout and left early to avoid any cops and spent the rest of the evening home alone and safe. It was great and way better than spending the evening with some woman to ruin my peace and tranquility.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Its interesting Colin. I have not been female free for more than a single period of about 6 months in about 20 years. I am down to one woman now and I don’t live with her. I find myself referring to her as my last and 90% of the time wishing that I could finish with the last and be free of the burden of her, free to be alone. Free to be alone in my house on new years eve. You have had sixteen years of freedom and it has not made you happy. Am I just thinking the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?

Colin will never be happy. He is destined for loneliness and misery, but it’s because his mind is not right. I believe he craves unhappiness and wallows in it.
For me, the grass IS much greener on this side of the fence. Going on 8 years of freedom and still loving every minute of it. The only time I’ve spent with women since my divorce is for sex. Other than that, I flirt and hug on the pretty young waitresses at my hangouts and that’s enough for me. I’ll never have another relationship with a woman. No wife, no girlfriend…..nothing. It’s too much of a hassle, to much emotional bullschit, too much drama.
On New Year’s Eve, I went to my Tuesday hangout and left early to avoid any cops and spent the rest of the evening home alone and safe. It was great and way better than spending the evening with some woman to ruin my peace and tranquility.

Yes, I am happy being unhappy. Keeps me fighting fit for when the wholly-backs cum to town.

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