"Smart" Condoms

[TaxGuyParticipant]

https://www.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/this-smart-condom-will-give-insights-into-your-sex-life-you-probably-didnt-want-36364568.html

So, someone developed a “smart” condom. Not really, it’s actually like a FitBit for your dick that holds the condom in place. The coolest thing about it is that it will give off a purple LED light if it detects an STD.

Maybe something to consider if you’re still into the pump and dump.

Order the good wine

[BoarParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

it will give off a purple LED light if it detects an STD.

I usually rely on the artificial hair color to detect those….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Anonymous 42]

These days?

The only smart condom is a dry condom!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

A smart condom attached to a dumb dick is useless.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Boar wrote:

I usually rely on the artificial hair color to detect those….

+1000. Ha!!!!

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

FrostByte wrote:

A smart condom attached to a dumb dick is useless.

Thissss

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

It should have a clip that says “Congratulations You’re a Father” after each ejaculation.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I just want to see the look on a chick’s face when the purple light goes off! Actually I don’t, but you know what I mean.

Order the good wine

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

“There is an LED that will emit a purple light if STIs are present that we can identify,” they said.

Important to note :”That we can identify”

[JVBParticipant]

What’s a comdom?

Peace is > piece.

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