Small town, Saturday night

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

This happened a little while ago. I’m reluctant to even post about it, but think it may be relevant.

I went to a restaurant/bar in my very small farm town. I’ve made a point to avoid its establishments since I moved there, always driving the extra 20 minutes to a larger town. I prefer to not be bothered and having lived in several small towns previously, I’ve learned ghosting is the best approach. I was reminded why in an epic way!

It took about 3 seconds. Everyone stopped and stared. Voices lowered to a whisper. These people were bored! Within minutes a guy sat next to me and started small talk. I drank my beer. Then his wife joined us. Beer. then another guy and girl. Beer. Soon the entire place had introduced themselves and were being overly friendly. I instantly recognized the situation and should’ve left immediately. I’ve been through an appraisal process before. Hell, I’ve been part of one before.

I decided to play a couple games of pool with the one guy. Meanwhile his wife started texting. Minutes later a girl came in and gave her a hug. Come to find out it’s THE TOWNS TOKEN SINGLE MOTHER! I hate small towns sometimes. Suddenly I realized the depth of my situation. I instantly switched to drinking water. Locals kept trying to order me beer. I absolutely won’t drive drunk or buzzed. I’m also not leaving my truck behind!

The other problem with small towns is once people make up their mind about a stranger, it sticks.

I have business aspirations down the road so tact was needed. I’m not good at tact. I’m terrible at drunken tact. My tongue was practically bleeding by the end of the night.

The whole place was in a lively mood when I discovered the next pool game was actually doubles. Yup! A drunk MGTOW and the towns single mother were teamed up for the bars biggest game of irony.

Women were already smiling at her and trying their best to pry information out of me. They’d whisper to me what an amazing woman she is. She’s been through so much. When they asked questions I was stubbornly vague. I was also cornered like a rat until I could sober up completely.

Rather than being hen pecked to death,I chose to go on the offensive. I asked single mum about herself. She opened the flood gates of her tainted dark soul. I got her going on her ex. I got her talking about her kid. I got her talking about her ex again. She spoke about how hard she works (part time) and how tough single motherhood is. She bragged she won custody of the kid… slamming her ex who wasn’t there to defend himself (works full time). She spewed on about her boss and coworkers. By the end of it she was drinking like a sailor and calling me “hun”!

She even tried to make group plans for me to go along with for the next weekend. I politely declined. By now other women were stepping in trying to get her to shut up. She was s~~~ hammered and running in full princess mode. Their little plot had failed.

Even the guy’s that struck me as blue pill, knew she blew it. They really didn’t care either way, only their wives or girlfriends did. Her narcissism was on full display. She had no clue.

When I finally left I assessed the damages from the night. They knew my first name, not my last. Nobody knows were I actually live. Nobody knows where I work. I only bought drinks for myself. Some poor child of a single mother is tucking himself into bed. Another single mom had shown her desperation and lack of value. I absolutely wasted my entire evening.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

This bad experience will help other brothers out here to learn from what you had to endure and will be able to see and avoid the s~~~ tests that you masterfully dodged. In the end you came out on top and that is all that matters and you know not to go to that bar again.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[X11Spectator 4520]

Don’t s~~~ where you eat my friends.

[Anonymous 2]

You’re story had a happy ending Sir! Good for you, many men would have bedded the hoe. Your eyes are wide open. All you have to do and you did was let her talk and she hung herself. Even sober they can’t hit their crazy for long.

[MonkParticipant 17070]

Another bullet dodged, but a close call. The dangers of alcohol, eh?

Notice how the hive set her up with a wallet within minutes, then monitored progress, stepping in when they saw that she was blowing it.

You don’t marry one of them, you marry ALL of them.

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

Here’s a tip. Wear a wedding ring. Mine always sends them packing.

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[~BSParticipant 3266]

yup, classic female tactic, surprised they got their manginas in on the action.

Say there’s a group of 5 female friends and the ugliest one has her eye on you (in this case, the town single mother), you’re instantly off-limits anyone in the rest of the group. And they’ll all use whatever manipulation tactics they can to set you up with her.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[~BSParticipant 3266]

PuniShredder wrote:

Here’s a tip. Wear a wedding ring. Mine always sends them packing.

Funny, I hear that many times it’ll have the opposite effect. Women want what other women have, and if a man is married, then he’s a good enough husbank for some other woman.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

[Anonymous 12]

not wasted.
You tested yourself and besides a name, did not slip.

I hope you are called “Joe” or somes~~~…

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

When dealing with a single mother follow the same protocol that you would when dealing with a lice infested kid. Oh and don’t s~~~ where you eat.

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

~BS wrote:

Shreddage wrote:

Here’s a tip. Wear a wedding ring. Mine always sends them packing.

Funny, I hear that many times it’ll have the opposite effect. Women want what other women have, and if a man is married, then he’s a good enough husbank for some other woman.

For every one time that happens, it sends them away 9. Trust me.

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

I grew up in small towns and after my divorce moved back. Have to say I really enjoyed this story. Got a good laugh. I’ve also done my best to Ghost as my family is well known in the area. At the same time have to be courteous for business reasons.

[Anonymous 11]

You did a great job turning the tables on that Hive.

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Jack Harper wrote:

I grew up in small towns and after my divorce moved back. Have to say I really enjoyed this story. Got a good laugh. I’ve also done my best to Ghost as my family is well known in the area. At the same time have to be courteous for business reasons.

Exactly! Small towns can be a great place. They can also make life a living hell if you’re not careful. The new person in town is ALWAYS probed by the locals, I expected that to a certain level.

The adopt a single mother program was a little more than I anticipated.

[X11Spectator 4520]

Trapper wrote:

The new person in town is ALWAYS probed by the locals,

Does not sound hallal to me.

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Monk wrote:

Another bullet dodged, but a close call. The dangers of alcohol, eh?

Notice how the hive set her up with a wallet within minutes, then monitored progress, stepping in when they saw that she was blowing it.

You don’t marry one of them, you marry ALL of them.

+10 TRUTH

[Puffin StuffParticipant 25019]

You are a male and to these people cannot be fully trusted. The single mom is part of the town’s family like the drunk uncle.

Avoid avoid avoid. Your first mistake was even thinking about going in that joint in the first place.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 42]

Trapper, THAT WAS AWESOME! You got her to spill all her vile truths with the truth serum of alcoholism! You stepped over the town’s lowest s~~~bag on the totem pole! Now the next level of desperatas are in the lineup! They’re out to match you up! A few more trips and they’ll be presenting the ones that still have most their teeth!

Aim low!

I know all about hill Jillies, the ones with no teeth give the best head!

Go getem Tiger!

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

You are a male and to these people cannot be fully trusted. The single mom is part of the town’s family like the drunk uncle.

Avoid avoid avoid. Your first mistake was even thinking about going in that joint in the first place.

Came to same conclusion. It’s the reason I was hesitant to post this. I should’ve continued to lay low.

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