Sky-0 Prank Of The Week

[Sky-OParticipant 18953]

Amidst my adventures, I’m know to pull some serious pranks.

My phone rang earlier and it was my cousin calling to say he’s staying at my uncle’s house until Monday because the land whale he lives with freaked out and was accusing him of cheating.

LOL

I just didn’t tell him that when I stopped by last week, when he called when I was on my way and asked me to get him some Coors Light, I also picked up a 3-pack of condoms.

I opened each one and discarded the condoms, then when I was at his house staged the wrappers under their bed on his side.

The Chubbasarus land whale was changing the sheets today, found them and freaked out. LOL

This prank is right up there with the time I walked into a sex store, and bought a massive BBC black dildo.

Then prior to a skydiving trip with a couple of buddy’s, I stuffed it into one of my buddy’s backpacks and TSA had him open it up and as he removed his stuff, he was standing their holding a giant black dildo.

[Anonymous 42]

Sky-O wrote:

The Chubbasarus land whale was changing the sheets today, found them and freaked out. LOL

You should have blew some snots in one of them and left it with the wrappers, if you’re gonna f~~~ with someone’s head, F~~~ WITH SOMEONE’S HEAD! Unscrew the their skull cap and take an enormous proverbial S~~~!

Then stir and simmer for a decade.

I’m the KING of taking cranial s~~~s!

Just ask the selectmen or anyone in government I ever wrote to!

Sky-O, we could be best friends!

[bladeParticipant]

I have f~~~ed with c~~~s daily this week because it just doesn’t matter anymore . Been helping them all by ringing them up and letting them know the detectives are on the wrong corruption line so they can all stay on the same track . Just been little helpfull old me . MAKE CORRUPTION GREAT AGAIN

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[OldBillParticipant]

Sky-O wrote:

Then prior to a skydiving trip with a couple of buddy’s, I stuffed it into one of my buddy’s backpacks and TSA had him open it up and as he removed his stuff, he was standing their holding a giant black dildo.

I saw an interview with Drew Carey and he mentioned a similar prank being pulled on him while his sitcom was on the air.

Carey was planning on flying to Vegas immediately after taping an episode and so brought an overnight bag with him to the studio. Ryan Stiles and the guy who played Oswald got a hold of an absolutely huge dildo, “dressed” it up with nails and piercings, and damaged it in a way to suggest there was a lot of “mileage” on it. They then popped it into Carey’s overnight bag.

The taping finishes, Carey gets driven to the airport, throws his bag on the x-ray machines belt, all the alarms go off, he’s directed to open his bag, and out comes this forearm-sized weapon.

The interview left you with no doubt that there was a lot of pranks going down on that set all the time.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Anonymous 42]

I fed my cousins and all the little kids in the neighborhood wax earplugs that looked just like bubblegum, the looks on their faces because there was no flavor was fkn priceless! I was 14…

blade wrote:

MAKE CORRUPTION GREAT AGAIN

Corruption’s like snow, you just have to get on top of it and ski down the mountain and into the valley where they can’t touch you, otherwise it’s a long cold lonely winter, like all the permanent residents of Mt. Everest!

When your right to freely assemble is under CEASE AND DESIST it’s like the f~~~ing winter Olympics all rolled up in one!

Corruption can’t get any GREATER than THIS! Politicians are like toddlers attempting the Super Pipe trying to catch up to me!

I think I’ll go murder another tree, I hope it has a hugger…

[bladeParticipant]

This is a exclusive movie clip featuring MGTower and Blade, this is MGTower and Blade in this scene.

lol. I figured this week cant beat em join em .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 42]

Corruption ruption, what’s your function?

Ripping off the people and give them nothin’!

It’s 47f 8.33c FREE AIR CONDITIONING! EVERYWHERE!

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

Great thread Sky-0, these pranks are proof, about men’s humour……

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[BoarParticipant]

Prank? You may have either killed or saved your cousin. He got away from the Chubasaurus, but I bet he was nearly trampled in the process.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[AttonParticipant]

You should put on a mask and bludgeon the land whale with the dildo.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[GregB0Participant]

And I thought I was a prankster, I am not even in T-ball compared to you Major League guys.

Good thing MGTOW has levels of anonymity regarding location or I would be totally screwed, no kiss or pat on the cheek when it was over either!

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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