Simps out there need to stop dating and marrying these whales

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Another one I know got hitched to a cow. All men need to ignore these piles of lard. The snotty attitude of this one is laughable. She actually thinks she’s “fit” – her hubby says she’s a size 16 and 5’4″ and 165 lbs. I nearly laughed my ass off when I heard that. Missed it by one letter lady: the word is “fat” not “fit” lol. Once these beasts recognize that no man wants to put his dick anywhere near them – maybe they’ll look like women did in the 50s and 60s. Then again.. fat chance.

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Truthseeker82 wrote:

her hubby says she’s a size 16 and 5’4″ and 165 lbs

Oh, you haven’t SEEN nothing yet.

She’ll be expanding to all types of new dimensions after squeezes out a puppy or two.

Fat women ONLY get Fatter after marriage, and even Fatter after each puppy is born !!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Jesus she’s 6 inches shorter than me and weighs 10 lbs more. Maybe she needs to switch from heavy cream to skim..

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

5’4′ 165? in ten years she’ll be 265—betcha.

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Awakened wrote:

She’ll be expanding to all types of new dimensions after squeezes out a puppy or two.

My uncle has almost the exact same saying! This is the first time I have ever seen anyone else reference it.

“You think she’s big now? Just wait ’till he knocks a couple’a pups outta her!”

The ever expanding entitled princess syndrome.

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Look at it… look at it.. feel your eyes burn and your c~~~ shrink…. just dont get too close she may mistake you for a pizza.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[Anonymous 5]

F~~~ my eyes ! Who’s desperate to stick there dick in that?

[Anonymous 22]

Lots of desperate men out there. They just have to find some woman, any woman. So, they settle for some landwhale.

It’s sad.

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

She’ll be taller laying down after a kid or two. Then add marriage comfort weight. Then she’ll claim a disability or two. By 40 years old she’ll be the fat wheelchair Wal-Mart shopper.

And she’ll blame him for losing interest.

[No Ma’amParticipant 212]

Anonymous wrote:

F~~~ my eyes ! Who’s desperate to stick there dick in that?

I just came very close to puking all over my keyboard.

"Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could be jivin` too." - B. B. King

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

SIMPs are like terrorists. Eliminate one, and a split second later another one pops up in his spot. My ex wife started dating a guy who’s looks I would ordinarily consider far beneath her. Partly I know she does it so that the SIMP will worship her. When I was a laughing about it to my friends, my buddy had one hell of a rant:

“Why is she with him? She has to take what she can get! She is way too fat, and you know that now in retrospect. She has crazy eyes, and her face really isn’t pretty any more. Listen, I’m short, got a little beer gut, always broke, have addiction issues, 49 and live with my parents, and even I don’t want her as a girlfriend. I might be a little fat, but I lug wallboard all day so I’m not going to get diabetes or heart failure like fat chicks do. I’ll date a homely chick, but no more fat chicks because their health goes to s~~~ after 50…and trust me I’ve f~~~ed a lot of fat 50-something women. Sure, of course I’d f~~~ her for sure. But commit to dealing with that every day? No friggin way!”

Of course I am paraphrasing from memory. But that may have been the most intellectual speech he has given in the entire 30 years I’ve know him, and one of the funniest. When a recidivist crackhead doesn’t want you as a long term girlfriend, you realize the worm is turning. One time when I love being “middle aged”, the pussy holds little magic or mystery to us!

Sovereignty above all else.

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