SH*TTY SH*TTY GANG-BANG

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5085]

I’d rather stick my Dick inside a van than a dyke
Might try a man, yeah think I would like

Went on down, dressed in a rainbow gown
To impress those in pride town

Stepped into the Pink Flamingo
And prepped my passage in the hope of a sausage
Where there were plenty on show

Came across a man in perfect health
With a pliable mouth

He invited me, to the peanut gallery
So I tallied on over with stealth

What a sight to behold
Specimens covered in sh*te
Bald and old

The main mover
With a mouth like a hoover
Said,

“Do you desire to be covered in muck?”

I retorted,
“Let’s get it sorted, and throw in a f*ck”

They ran a cho-cho on me, and
Straddled so hard
My poo went up to my belly

Filled the exit hole with they’re tadpoles

No chance of getting back
As I don’t have a c*nt

F~~~ RIGHT OFF ALPHABET SOUPS!!!!

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