Shout out to SoulMan

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

@SoulMan – I wanted to post this at the end of the HUGE thread that TOOTHLESS (Truthy, TheTruth..whatever the f~~~ it was..) made so Goddamn long.

Here goes:

SoulMan Wrote:

“On a lighter note…I just dropped a turd of monumental proportions in my trusty reliable throne at home.  Why does dropping a massive deuce make one feel like he could totally conquer the world?  Strange phenomenon don’t ya think?  I’d be interested in seeing that topic covered on Myth Busters!“

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Sounds like a pretty HEAVY note!!!   You are F~~~ING HI-Larious man!    Thanks for that!    Reminds me of the line in King Pin where the old hag was able to take a big s~~~ after getting oral from that dude (forgot his name damnit).

…Something about a good orgasm just knocks the bottom right out!!…

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

unencumbered I have to agree that guy cracks me up.

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Thanks gentlemen!  I am humbled.  Enjoy this short video.  Cheers and Happy MGTOW Day!

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[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Holy S~~~ (well…I hope not LITERALLY!!)   I actually did that back in my young crazy days!!   Methane is VERY flammable.   It is a quick way to burn your ass-hairs off!

I think we all get an idea of how people in the past have ‘spontaneously combusted’!!   Just eat the SUPER SIZE big bean burrito from Julio Banditos and watch the confligration ensue!!

Thanks man that was awesome!!

Happy MGTOW day sir!  (It is also Statehood day for me here in AZ).

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

I don’t have my lexicon on today!   I meant to say ‘conflagration’.

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

(Neil Diamond)  –  TURN ON YOUR FART LIGHT!!  LET IT BURN WHEREVER YOU GO!!

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Glad you enjoyed that blazing vid!

Man I love Az!  I was just in Phoenix last month.  I am coming back out in March.  I’m doing the leg work to make a move to Phoenix by summer 2015.

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[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Welcome Soul Man – I don’t know if you have done summers here, but I am a Phx native (47 yrs) and they feel like you are living in an oven.   If you can get past the summers, gotta say (not braggin’) it really is pretty sweet.   Oh… and I hope you like things colored either beige, brown (or any color like that) because – there ‘aint much green here (save for the s~~~loads of golf courses that our PRECIOUS supply of non-potable water feeds).

Cheers.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Krab_Ass wrote:

Welcome Soul Man – I don’t know if you have done summers here, but I am a Phx native (47 yrs) and they feel like you are living in an oven. If you can get past the summers, gotta say (not braggin’) it really is pretty sweet. Oh… and I hope you like things colored either beige, brown (or any color like that) because – there ‘aint much green here (save for the s~~~loads of golf courses that our PRECIOUS supply of non-potable water feeds). Cheers.

Yes I have already heard about the summers there.  I live in Dallas. It gets hotter than Hades here in the summer (100+) AND we have 90%+ humidity on top of it.  It’s a suffocating heat.  The winters suck donkey b~~~~ too.  People never believe me but it can get miserably cold too.  I’m not talking about apocolyptic blizzards but rather cold rain combined with high winds and temps that hover around freezing +/-.  It doesn’t sound bad on paper but the actual tactile experience is enough to make you want to just stay inside and drink.  Plus I’ve  lived here most of my life and I just like to change vistas once in a while.  I already spent 5 years out Rocky Mountain Way.  I’d still be there too if it were not for a damned woman!  But that’s another story for another time…

Anyway I was in Phoenix for a week last month.  I LOVED IT!  I also like the fact that the fine citizens of Az respect the 2nd Amendment!  That’s a HUGE plus in my book!

It’s funny you mention water.  I don’t want to say exactly what I do for a living but let’s just say water is what will allow me to move there.

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[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

soul man, I been thinking about the pic of that sweet busa you posted. do you ever go to any of the bike rallies in and around dallas?

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

BrainPilot wrote:

soul man, I been thinking about the pic of that sweet busa you posted. do you ever go to any of the bike rallies in and around dallas?

Unfortunately my current schedule doesn’t afford me much free time.  I work a compressed schedule overnight.  Then I get a little sleep at the end of my week, readjust my sleep schedule, and spend all my free time with my little boy (He”s 4 and super cool!).  We have a lot of fun together and frankly he is way more important go me.  Therefore, I rarely get any time to ride right now although I used to attend bike nights in Dallas on a regular basis.  It was always fun and there was always plenty of young hot eye candy that was easy to pick up!  Haha!

Anyway, that is why I am looking for a change of venue and a change of work schedules,  Althouh the money is good, I sm done working the graveyard shift.  This constant back and forth in my sleep schedule is murder on my body.  My plate has been quite full for the past two years and I need more balance in my life.  After all daddy need a little time to ride his new ZX14 and chase some tail at bike nights!

Cheers!

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