Should men get paid ejaculation leave?

[bob__Participant 946]

Men feel depressed after ejaculation. They shouldn’t be forced to work while depressed. They should be allowed to stay home until they recover.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Are you posing this question because women think they should be paid for menstrual leave?

YES. I think men should be paid for having the Hershey squirts after too much coffee too. We should be paid for smelly farts as well. Good idea. I’m all for it. GO MENINISM!!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 24]

Haha, so funny. I have noticed this a little more the older I get. We need to fight for our rights and get paid leave! A sandwich delivered to our house and a pillow would be great too for a nice nap. I see one problem though, no teen or twenty something male would ever be able to make it to work.

[Charles BSpectator 251]

Hey, sounds good to me! I get hard quite a few times a day. I should be paid to go home, jerk off to a fleshlight, and sleep for a couple hours afterwards! Then, the company should deliver me sammiches! And the people who deliver them should be hot models that are wearing skimpy waitress outfits!

This will empower men! Go MENINISM! Fight teh matriarchy!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

A few years ago there was a “thing” about women wanting nursing rooms – with a bed! – called a “lactation room” installed in the workplace where they could go nurse their infants while at work.

A woman I worked with actually approached a manager about that. I said “GREAT IDEA!!! I also want an ejaculation room with a bed where I can go rub one out on my break.”.

You know the Dolly Parton song:

“Pumping 9 to 5… what a way to make a living”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[BrujahParticipant 579]

If feminism insists that all men rape and masturbation helps to not rape… does it make me a feminist hero for jerking it?

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Keymaster wrote:

A few years ago there was a “thing” about women wanting nursing rooms – with a bed! – called a “lactation room” installed in the workplace where they could go nurse their infants while at work.

A woman I worked with actually approached a manager about that. I said “GREAT IDEA!!! I also want an ejaculation room with a bed where I can go rub one out on my break.”.

You know the Dolly Parton song:

“Pumping 9 to 5… what a way to make a living”.

Why would they wanna go into a closet near the water heater? I know they have the urges to pull out their t~~~ and be sexual but doing it in a secluded closet is not right.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

I think men should also get menstrual leave so we can be supportive to our wives and girlfriends, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. They need family and friends to support them through such a trying time and debilitating circumstance.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[RennieParticipant]

Sure if women are going to get leave for their stupid problem.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

I’m not accustomed to laughing this hard at this hour of the morning, at least in the absence of alcohol. Guess I’d better take the day off to recuperate.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Can I stay on the job and take the cash equivalent? Back in the day, I’d have earned enough to buy a Malibu mansion!

The Catholics say jerking off kills millions of potential Christians. I was the Adolph Eichmann of my block!

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