She Past Away

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

You relinquished me
It was an amazing muse
As it was sudden news
You see

A gyration of the Gluteus Maximus
That was timed chronologically with a wink of an eye

Did you think all that fuss was for me
As you passed on by?

I thought I saw tears, but
It was you’re war-paint cascading down

All your hopes and fears
Were paraded in that faint frown

Through your windows
I saw love for sale

Where lovers dare not to go
To tell the tale

What became of you
In those decadent days
Of folly and sorrow

I’m sorry to say
You past away

As I stayed
And didn’t follow

[HermitParticipant]

Is the improper use of the word “past” intentional for some reason, or do you mistakenly not know it should be “passed” away?

“Past” is an adjective referring to time. “Passed” is verb showing action.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Im gasey these last few days. The only thing passed over here is GAS.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Is the improper use of the word “past” intentional for some reason, or do you mistakenly not know it should be “passed” away?

Shut you’re arse, your mouth stinks!
Yes, you abomination, it is intentional. I wouldn’t expect a tumbleweed towner riding a lawn-mower to decipher these subliminal ditties.
How is the hooter by the way? Anymore red gushes?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Im gasey these last few days. The only thing passed over here is GAS.

I would more describe you as gaseous.
How’s it evaporating in 39degree Dallas? Plenty of sun-cream, you don’t want a head like mine Mr Crispy.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Don’t bloody push today Worm. I’m yet again a specimen one toe away from emulsification.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

ya it sucks over here. No work. Hot as Hell.

the low morale demons are lurking closer

MAYBE A LIL OF LUDWIGS 9TH can SPRUCE THINGS UP A BIT!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Is the improper use of the word “past” intentional for some reason, or do you mistakenly not know it should be “passed” away?

Shut you’re arse, your mouth stinks!Yes, you abomination, it is intentional. I wouldn’t expect a tumbleweed towner riding a lawn-mower to decipher these subliminal ditties.How is the hooter by the way? Anymore red gushes?

LOL You imbecilic cretin……..you lie, don’t you? You have no purpose, it was a mistake. Now admit it, you sodding proper geezer. Admit your mistake as lying about it only makes you look more foolish, you prize plum.

No blood. Hopefully it was a fluke and won’t occur in the future.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Don’t bloody push today Worm. I’m yet again a specimen one toe away from emulsification.

I’ll push you off a bridge, you toad. Toughen up or fukk off.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

ya it sucks over here. No work. Hot as Hell.
the low morale demons are lurking closer

MAYBE A LIL OF LUDWIGS 9TH can SPRUCE THINGS UP A BIT!

Keep sun blocking the Ewings matey!
And stop calling Worm a tool…..he’s nose.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Is the improper use of the word “past” intentional for some reason, or do you mistakenly not know it should be “passed” away?

Shut you’re arse, your mouth stinks!Yes, you abomination, it is intentional. I wouldn’t expect a tumbleweed towner riding a lawn-mower to decipher these subliminal ditties.How is the hooter by the way? Anymore red gushes?

LOL You imbecilic cretin……..you lie, don’t you? You have no purpose, it was a mistake. Now admit it, you sodding proper geezer. Admit your mistake as lying about it only makes you look more foolish, you prize plum.
No blood. Hopefully it was a fluke and won’t occur in the future.

Play on words you silly middle-aged cigar smoking fool.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Don’t bloody push today Worm. I’m yet again a specimen one toe away from emulsification.

I’ll push you off a bridge, you toad. Toughen up or fukk off.

Do you want another bloody nose? Rearrange that face into something even more abhorrent?

Did I mention I have a black belt?

Yeah, I wear it everyday around my trousers(sorry Yank, PANTS)

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I improved my Half Marathon time. Clocked in at 2:18 sharp for 13.1 Miles on Sunday morning. That’s 10:31 average mile. Not bad for my second attempt. Not bad for my first two attempts ever. The Sunday before, I came in at 2:24. I shaved half a min. off each mile. Hoping to get down into the 9:50 per mile arena.

The problem is, even if you get up at 7am and run, its 80 degrees and rising… I guess thats 26 degrees C. Anyway, its hot as scrotum tucked in a Tijuana wool sock. And I can take it, Im tough. I run with a pack. Inside the pack is a 52oz Jug of Pink Lemonade frozen solid. It melts as I go and provides cooling rehydration. The main obstacle is that around the 6-8 mile mark, the profuse sweat supersaturates all that you are wearing.

When I say saturated, I mean soaked so bad that your wet level is indistinguishable from having jumping into a hot water pool. The problem with that is that its a pain in the ass to run with totally wet shoes and socks. Dampness is fine but every step slushes sweat water out like you just emerged from a pool.

So the thing Ive been doing is pausing at the 7th mile and straight up completely changing into a NEW pair of shoes and socks that I packed in. LOL. Funny huh. That is how Im able to finish the 13 miles. By the time I finish, the 2nd set of shoes is also totally soaked. I also wear two pairs of socks, and switch into 2 new pairs of socks.

I assume that I will be able to improve my time in cooler weather, not having to carry as much water and gear. Its funny because, to look at me, you wouldnt think I could run a Half, Im 215lbs atleast. I dont own a scale so I dont know. But I know I do NOT look like a runner. LOL. I have monster calves and thighs powering me through. WELCH MAN legz.

The guy in this pic below, Im way heavier than him. I could carry that guy up the trail and Im only 5″10

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I improved my Half Marathon time. Clocked in at 2:18 sharp for 13.1 Miles on Sunday morning. That’s 10:31 average mile. Not bad for my second attempt. Not bad for my first two attempts ever. The Sunday before, I came in at 2:24. I shaved half a min. off each mile. Hoping to get down into the 9:50 per mile arena.
The problem is, even if you get up at 7am and run, its 80 degrees and rising… I guess thats 26 degrees C. Anyway, its hot as scrotum tucked in a Tijuana wool sock. And I can take it, Im tough. I run with a pack. Inside the pack is a 52oz Jug of Pink Lemonade frozen solid. It melts as I go and provides cooling rehydration. The main obstacle is that around the 6-8 mile mark, the profuse sweat supersaturates all that you are wearing.
When I say saturated, I mean soaked so bad that your wet level is indistinguishable from having jumping into a hot water pool. The problem with that is that its a pain in the ass to run with totally wet shoes and socks. Dampness is fine but every step slushes sweat water out like you just emerged from a pool.
So the thing Ive been doing is pausing the App at the 7th mile and straight up completely changing into a NEW paid of shoes and socks that I packed in. LOL. Funny huh. That is how Im able to finish the 13 miles. By the time I finish, the 2nd set of shoes is also totally soaked. LOL. I also wear two pairs of soaks, and switch into 2 new pairs of soaks.
I assume that I will be able to improve my time in cooler weather, not having to carry as much water and gear. Its funny because, to look at me, you wouldnt think I could run a Half, Im 215lbs atleast. I dont own a scale so I dont know. But I know I do not look like a runner. LOL. I have monster calves and thighs powering me through. WELCH MAN legz

Will you be doing a race? Are you competitive?
You have made good progression, keep it going.
Need black mans calves to be a natural runner!

I used to run for a club. Was a steeplechase specialist and ran X-country(which I know is not so popular in the US).

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Im going to sign up for a Half Marathon. Its fun to pass up the fat and old people. I cant stay with the leaders though.
I just do it for the laughs.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Im going to sign up for a Half Marathon. Its fun to pass up the fat and old people. I cant stay with the leaders though.I just do it for the laughs.

You will easily beat that fat old Herm. That’s all that matters.
You will enjoy, it’s fun!

Just thought of a new poem called, “Mother, it’s your fault I’m bald”
Will write it tomorrow.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Is the improper use of the word “past” intentional for some reason, or do you mistakenly not know it should be “passed” away?

Shut you’re arse, your mouth stinks!Yes, you abomination, it is intentional. I wouldn’t expect a tumbleweed towner riding a lawn-mower to decipher these subliminal ditties.How is the hooter by the way? Anymore red gushes?

LOL You imbecilic cretin……..you lie, don’t you? You have no purpose, it was a mistake. Now admit it, you sodding proper geezer. Admit your mistake as lying about it only makes you look more foolish, you prize plum.No blood. Hopefully it was a fluke and won’t occur in the future.

Play on words you silly middle-aged cigar smoking fool.

I figured as much. That’s why I asked the question…….that and your English is so bad you give England a bad name. They think we butcher the language over here…….they need to listen to you.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Don’t bloody push today Worm. I’m yet again a specimen one toe away from emulsification.

I’ll push you off a bridge, you toad. Toughen up or fukk off.

Do you want another bloody nose? Rearrange that face into something even more abhorrent?
Did I mention I have a black belt?
Yeah, I wear it everyday around my trousers(sorry Yank, PANTS)

Yes, I have one as well and I’d beat you with it and choke the life out of you with it too, you retarded freak. I’d choke you and watch your eyes bulge out from their sockets while you flail about.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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