She farted in bed before sex and enjoyed it…this is your modern day woman

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Several years back when I was blue pill and still chasing pussy – I got with this early 30s woman I met online. Being then in my early 50s – the allure of younger pussy was quite tempting to me. She was a bit overweight but by today’s landwhale standards – not bad. Our first time in bed – she takes her clothes off and rips out a gigantic fart and fans the stink towards me. While no one is immune from expelling gas – it’s another thing to relish it. Acceptable for Two 12 year olds maybe – but an adult woman about to have sex?You could tell she forced that stinking foul gas out of her ass at hyper speed just for “special effect”.
This my brothers is a perfect example of the modern day woman Feminism has removed all traces of decency from these pigs.
Fleshlight sounds better every day.

[Anonymous 2]

Makes me sick man. We all do it but they dont care. I was dating a woman years ago. She got all dolled up to go out and was standing in the doorway. I thought damn she looks great. Then she rips a long nasty one. I couldnt believe how turned off I was. I called her a pig. Date didnt go well. Feminine woman are rare.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I always got along better with women who would fart around me, but never had one who enjoyed smelling it. At least they would light a match or spark a bowl to get rid of the smell. It never bothered me but if one of them had ripped a fart before sex, my c~~~ would look like a rat’s tail.

One girl could belch and fart louder and better than anyone I’ve ever known haha. She was hot and skinny too, but still lacking femininity.

[narwhalParticipant]

Someone, women don’t seem to understand when it is or is not appropriate and/or funny to let one go. I’ve seen women been oversensitivity when there is no need to be. I’ve also seen a female coworker right up to another coworker just for the purpose of farting on him in the middle of an office party.

I personally let it go all the time at home or in front of my kids. Never at work, among strangers, or some sort of intimate moment.

Ok. Then do it.

[Old RottweilerParticipant 1520]

My last long term was about 24 years younger. She thought squirting, which is basically p~~~ing the bed during sex, felt great. She said she trained herself to do it.

It’s amazing what you will put up with for pussy. I’m so glad she is gone, along with the plastic mattress pad.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Old Rottweiler wrote:

My last long term was about 24 years younger. She thought squirting, which is basically p~~~ing the bed during sex, felt great. She said she trained herself to do it.

I don’t get why all of a sudden squirting is a good thing. Maybe if they called by it’s real name – p~~~ing – it would not be so glamorous. I think it’s disgusting.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I had a c~~~ who licked my face and didnt shave her legs, and thought it was cute.

Gross, and yet, women laugh at men for using viagara.
Dumb c~~~s dont realize, the joke is on them.

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Modern women are f~~~ing disgusting.

They sleep with more men than did promiscuous gay men in the 80s. They are often infected with all kinds of awful, awful goddamn things. I have a couple of buddies who are medical doctors here in South Florida, and they’re astonished – just, literally, astonished – with what they’re seeing in terms of STDs around and about. Hospitals do not report accurately to the feds, the feds do not report accurately, HMOs do not report accurately. In terms of what’s actually going on, it’s much like so many figures that came out of the Obama administration: absolute malarkey. Much like the make-believe unemployment and inflation numbers that have been released over the past eight years, the infection rates for STDs have also been released as make-believe. Modern women are not dissimilar to Napoleonic or Victorian era prostitutes in number of partners or diseases carried. There’s a *lot* more people on Prep that care to admit it, and syphilis and gonorrhea are very quickly becoming fully multi-resistant to antibiotics because of the bizarre and civilization-crippling promiscuity that’s out there.

I’m not surprised that women are p~~~ing the bed and finding it sexual, or farting and finding it sexual. I’m pleasantly surprised that they haven’t decided crapping the bed is sexual (yet). There are women who are proud to have herpes or HPV. We have reached cloud-cuckoo land. Nothing these darlings do is beyond belief. Tens and hundreds of sexual partners? Sure, why not. Multiple children out of wedlock all from different fathers? Whatevs! Spreading venereal diseases to many because they don’t care about anyone else? That’s their right as wommmenenezoppressedprincesses!

Fight the Patriarchy! Spread deadly diseases! /sarc

This is, btw, one of the reasons commonly theorized as to why Rome collapsed – the crippling effects on society of deadly venereal disease becoming commonplace.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[chirParticipant]

Even the ones that hold it in can’t keep holding in all that gas. Most of the women who I have slept with let badass farts fly during the night. All that pressure has to go somewhere. I remember dozing once and the gal was spooning into me as she slept. She wailed out one fart that nearly blew my nuts off. Snowflakes now have nasty gas they can’t keep in. Problem is its leaking out their mouth’s when they speak.. Shriek (poot) Nag Nag (poot)… Whiiinnnneee (Poot)

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[MuglintarParticipant 1333]

? so? she was into “dutch style”

a lot of sexual practices have located names.
felatio (BJ)= “french style”
male homosexual anal intercourse = “greek style”
heterosexual anal penetration = “spanish style”
the list goes on…

“dutch” means letting gas usually during oral intercourse, not before.

I do understand your disgust nevertheless, she should have told you before about her prefered techniques.

P.S.: “…crapping the bed is sexual (yet). ” – that’s called “caviar”-play, a desire to play with and/or eat human feces.

"Him, who delights in solitude, is either a wild beast or a GOD!" - Aristotle (Aristot. Pol. 1.1253a) 1 Hom. Il. 9.63; the passage goes on: ἐστὶν ἐκεῖνος ι ὃς πολέμου ἔραται.

[Mike-PoffwithPofParticipant 126]

Interesting thread. It was always a bit taboo farting in company and in public, yes sure it has to come out at some stage…but to rip one out was akin to watching ‘The Benny Hill Show’ in sort of humour.
I’ve never had this done to me…and I’d be quite shocked if someone did this during a shagging session…because it shows a certain ‘anything goes’ disrespectful attitude. I don’t think I would ever see someone in the same light again if they did that to me.

I also don’t get the ‘p~~~’ and ‘s~~~’ thing at all…just the smell is enough to make me physically sick…but I suppose each to their own!

[Anonymous 5]

Godspeed my so attractive farts I just get wet after I rip a big one!

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

The older I get the more I think women are disgusting and the less inclined I am to want to spend any time with them, let alone have sex with them.

I always remember my ex wife and I were just about to have sex when she said she needed to go to the toilet. She went into the ensuite bathroom and I could clearly tell she was having a s~~~. She comes out and expects us just to carry on where we left off. I know I am a bit of a clean freak but when I have a s~~~ I have to have a shower straight after, I would not expect someone to want to have sex with me otherwise.

I still to this day retch when I think back to the state of her crusty knickers that she just left all over the floor.

Women are disgusting and messy on the whole, their houses and cars are just full of junk and rubbish and they have no idea of how to clean. I remember going to one woman’s house and her toilet had s~~~ stains in the bowl and the whole bathroom smelt of s~~~. Like I am going to want to go anywhere near you after that.

The older I get the more I realise I am better off being on my own and not having to put up with any of that s~~~ from anyone ever again.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[Repulsive RalfParticipant 356]

You can tell when they climb back into bed from having a dump that they don’t even wash their hands. Last one called me Howard Hughes because I didnt want to walk on her cat hair infested carpet in bare feet.

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