Sell Me Marriage

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

This clip has long been a favorite of mine, and I have not seen the movie or even know what it is. All that I know is this is the hilarious truth. Marriage is for women.

What are some of the answers you would give her reasons to get married?

[UntamedParticipant]

Never want kids.
Already have them.

How about love?
I can do without the love of a woeman. It doesn’t add or take away anything in my life.

Stability, somebody you can count on?
Stability is an illusion. One never knows what can happen from one day to the next.
Life has shown me that I can’t rely or count on others, especially when I need them most.

Somebody to talk to, somebody to spend your life with…?
I don’t need marriage to have a conversation with anyone.
I forward in life much faster single than attached to someone I have to carry on my back.

How about just not dieing alone?
I’m never alone. My father in Heaven always stands by me. He’ll be there when I die too.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[GregB0Participant]

For what it’s worth from IMDB:
————————- Up In The Air 2009 ———————————–
Ryan Bingham flies around the country firing people. He’s good at his job and is constantly in the air flying from one city to another. He’s also an accumulator of frequent flyer miles and has a goal: he wants to get to 10 million miles. His routine is interrupted by the arrival of Natalie Keener who thinks the travel is unnecessary and the firings can be done through videoconferencing. Ryan’s boss loves the idea but wants Ryan to take Natalie on the road with him to show her how he does it. It proves to be a life lesson for Natalie after one of her counseling sessions goes wrong. Ryan also learns that some of the choices he’s made have not always been the correct one.
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This is one that I thankfully skipped watching. Great scene however, thanks for sharing

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[wyrParticipant 591]

They which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Self-improvement is my religion. Sovereignty is my god.

[Anonymous 43]

I can’t sell marriage.

I learned to sell on benefits. How does the customer benefit from the product? I can’t think of a real benefit…depreciating toxic asset

I can’t even sell marriage on features, the lousy way to sell. you invite a woman into your house, your most intimate thoughts and desires, and then what? Woman has sexual organs, that may not be available when you want to use them. Every meal you make will be for 2 or more. Your car will require a second seat, and probably more. I can’t sell marriage on the fear of not having marriage. Marriage is not a biological imperative. Your teeth will not fall out because of a marriage deficiency. Your bones will not curve or grow brittle. Your liver will not fail because a man is not married.

If I sold a product that could kill, maim, cripple, erase half the wealth and leave customers homeless while depreciating and adding expenses at an ever increasing rate for 18 years I would be arrested for fraud, negligence and depraved indifference. There are increasing costs after ownership of marriage, sometimes for the life of the customer

I can’t sell marriage. So why the f~~~ did I buy into marriage, for my daughter, I wanted her to have a father. I can’t say I married for love…I wanted to break up with the c~~~ the week I got the call that she was pregnant. I married for obligation, tradition, and so I would not be a dirt bag. I would be done with payments last September.

I was an idiot.

[ObserverParticipant 209]

I can sell you marriage. It will cost you an arm and a leg.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Removed wrote:

What are some of the answers you would give her reasons to get married?

The beauty of it is, you don’t HAVE to. That’s why he makes her try and sell it to HIM – and when she does, she self destructs.

You don’t need to ever give anyone a single reason why it fails a cost/beneit analysis for a man to sign a marriage contract. They need to give you at least one reason.

…. and they never can.

When a man wants to incentivize a woman to marry, he kneels with a diamond which represents a full year of his working life of after tax savings, and creates a theatrical display of affection and generosity – going out of his way ( and inconveniencing others ) to make her and attractive offer attached to an unforgettable and romantic experience.

What does a woman do? She shames you and calls you an asshole.

Nice.

“Is that a proposal? Where’s the ring? Don’t even speak to me about marriage until you KNEEL DOWN at my feet and BEG while making me an offer I simply can’t refuse. Minimum 5 carats and up. And don’t wear earrings that look like they came from a cracker jack box or I will begin making plans to divorce you, sell the ring on Ebay and only leave you with the mini-van.”

You can make a pro-marriage c~~~ cry this way.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Removed wrote:

What are some of the answers you would give her reasons to get married?

No need to justify my decision NOT to get married.

But there is one word that can be brought up…..FREEDOM!

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

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This clip has long been a favorite of mine, and I have not seen the movie or even know what it is. All that I know is this is the hilarious truth. Marriage is for women.

What are some of the answers you would give her reasons to get married?

Shame he held and hugged her. He should’ve laughed and walked away.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

In small talk, I was asked if I was single by two women today. When they asked me why, I said that I enjoyed my life this way, and the reward was not worth the risk. I see these two ladies rather often, and they know me to be friendly and well put together. They said a guy like me doesn’t stay single long, and they both bet that I would be in a relationship before the year is over. I could not fathom such a thing possible, fortunately. My peace and freedom is far to precious.

Exactly, Keymaster. It is something that cannot be logically reasoned or debated, and that is why women always first say “love”. This movie perfectly illustrates reality, and that is why I find it so fantastic.

I love the part just before that, Nerevar. He looks at her, having just defeated every bit of her silliness, she makes that face, and he goes “f~~~.” The next part after is also very in tune with reality. The normalizing of women being alcoholics, as one woman offers the idea of a drink to the other. That is their answer to everything. Get drunk. When they finally sober up, they live alone, a string of STDs, and 15 cats.

You have to go all Braveheart, MGTOW_Mike. I would even pull out the war paint, ha!

GregBo, does not sound like a movie I want to watch, but I do appreciate that one clip. Thank you for the enlightenment.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

Marriage…bleh…false advertising for legal slavery….

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[WallyParticipant]

Peace and quiet is the new currency, its priceless.

Not dying alone:” what a waste of a life, living it only for the purpose of reaching the end not to die alone”-quote from my father the last week of his life. He had a “successful marriage” but told me to go my own way. I trust his words.

Companionship-I have a dog who I also talk to.

Love- romantic love is a drug.

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Removed wrote:

They said a guy like me doesn’t stay single long, and they both bet that I would be in a relationship before the year is over.

Imagine the arrogance required for that. Two women TELLING YOU that you’ll be in a relationship before the year is out. ‘

That’s when I would play with them and say even if I met miss perfect unicorn today, I would REFUSE to call it a “relationship” for at least one year of knowing her at all. Only a f~~~ing psycho co-dependent desperado thinks they are in a “relationship” in less than 9-12 months. Tailor Swift is such co dependent desperate basket case, she actually writes songs about “break ups” after knowing the guy for 3 months.

This is how truly insane women are.

Just like when Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman each bet George Clooney $10,000 he would be married by his 40th birthday. When he turned 40, he sent the checks back and said “double or nothing for another 10 years”.

Removed wrote:

In small talk, I was asked if I was single by two women today.

“Actually I’m non-divorced”.

“Single” has the stink of death all over it.
Let women know they will NEVER get your money.

Removed wrote:

they both bet that I would be in a relationship before the year is over.

Take that bet and their money instead.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Yet, he’s now married with a baby. A that doesn’t follow his own advice. Even though, he went through a horrid 1st divorce and vowed never to marry again. Weird.

[AttonParticipant]

Shame is a cuck

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

Keymaster wrote:

Uly wrote:

They said a guy like me doesn’t stay single long, and they both bet that I would be in a relationship before the year is over.

Imagine the arrogance required for that. Two women TELLING YOU that you’ll be in a relationship before the year is out. ‘

That’s when I would play with them and say even if I met miss perfect unicorn today, I would REFUSE to call it a “relationship” for at least one year of knowing her at all. Only a f~~~ing psycho co-dependent desperado thinks they are in a “relationship” in less than 9-12 months. Tailor Swift is such co dependent desperate basket case, she actually writes songs about “break ups” after knowing the guy for 3 months.

This is how truly insane women are.

Just like when Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman each bet George Clooney $10,000 he would be married by his 40th birthday. When he turned 40, he sent the checks back and said “double or nothing for another 10 years”.

Uly wrote:

In small talk, I was asked if I was single by two women today.

“Actually I’m non-divorced”.

“Single” has the stink of death all over it.
Let women know they will NEVER get your money.

Uly wrote:

they both bet that I would be in a relationship before the year is over.

Take that bet and their money instead.

They never knew I was divorced. Most people that know me here do not know about me at all. I told them, “I tried it, and I can never see a reason why I would try that again.” I was respectful and kind, but blunt. They were first astonished, but then just pushed on that I was too good of a guy to not get married.

It was pointless, which is why I didn’t mention it at first. Women think that any guy who has a good looking life, is happy and financial awareness should be ready to give that to a woman. It is just how they deem if a guy is good enough for them. The concept of going our own way is too much for them to really understand, because they cannot actually do that.

I was actually surprised by the surrendering of George Clooney. He had no reason to get married. The entire thing is nonsensical. I didn’t even know about his bet.

As for myself, I didn’t think about the betting though, because I do not like gambling. I find gambling as one of the most illogical things you can do. The odds are stacked against you by way of cheating in casinos and any other lottery or casino system, so I never think of bets that are even sure wins for me. If the game does not have a true method of progression or success, I cannot enjoy the game. If the expenditure of money is not a real investment or logical spending, I cannot comfortably partake as a consumer.

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