Self Fellatio

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Sick of covering myself with myself
Instead
Stick it in my mouth

I know it’s not good my health
Smothering it about
But I’m a man of limited wealth

No dough to pay for a pro
So with stealth
Give myself a blow

Feel it tickling
When trickling down the throat

During the vinegar stroke
Causes me to gag and choke

Spittle out
A little me

Hit my belly
And the telly

Right in Clint East-woods magnum
And the bint
From the Hollywood neighbourhood
Receded gum

Watch transfixed
As a mix
Of dust and me
Pour on the floor

With gust I see
The endless possibility

Of self-fellatio
Suck myself off
Before I go go

[HermitParticipant]

You’re so fuc.kin’ sick…….and I hate to admit it, but this nasty rambling made me chuckle just a bit.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

my goodness. You really done it this time.

I dont think humans would have survived if it was possible for most adult males to do this effectively.
Lets just be real about that.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

my goodness. You really done it this time.
I dont think humans would have survived if it was possible for most adult males to do this effectively.Lets just be real about that.

I disagree. It’s like masturbating. It always feels better when a woman does it for you………..or in Colin’s case, a goose.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

You’re so fuc.kin’ sick…….and I hate to admit it, but this nasty rambling made me chuckle just a bit.

What a surprise you like this one, being about blowjobs an all.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

my goodness. You really done it this time.
I dont think humans would have survived if it was possible for most adult males to do this effectively.Lets just be real about that.

Back on form Brad.
Keep sucking off those Beer bingers buddy!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

my goodness. You really done it this time.I dont think humans would have survived if it was possible for most adult males to do this effectively.Lets just be real about that.

I disagree. It’s like masturbating. It always feels better when a woman does it for you………..or in Colin’s case, a goose.[/quo

Prince had the right idea my Dear.
The Geese are nesting. Got me some Goslings soon.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

You’re so fuc.kin’ sick…….and I hate to admit it, but this nasty rambling made me chuckle just a bit.

What a surprise you like this one, being about blowjobs an all.

I didn’t say I liked it, you sick fuc.k. I said it made me chuckle a little.

Eat some pasta instead.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

You’re so fuc.kin’ sick…….and I hate to admit it, but this nasty rambling made me chuckle just a bit.

What a surprise you like this one, being about blowjobs an all.

I didn’t say I liked it, you sick fuc.k. I said it made me chuckle a little.
Eat some pasta instead.

Already eaten. Bed time my 6ft man.
Keep corndogging those auto-fellatios matey!

[StealthParticipant 5340]

Never had a c~~~ in my mouth
and plan to keep it that way.

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Stealth wrote:

Never had a c~~~ in my mouthand plan to keep it that way.

And me, my ribs get in the way!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Exactly. If it was more easily accessible, it would be only as taboo as say, picking your nose and eating your boogers. Or scratching your asshole and smelling your fingers. There isnt a teen boy on this Earth that wouldnt blow himself if he could. Get real.

These sorts of hypotheticals are always real fun. Seeing how squimish people react. Dont think of it as ejaculate, just think of a warm protein shot. No mess if you swallow. lol

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Exactly. If it was more easily accessible, it would be only as taboo as say, picking your nose and eating your boogers. Or scratching your asshole and smelling your fingers. There isnt a teen boy on this Earth that wouldnt blow himself if he could. Get real.
These sorts of hypotheticals are always real fun. Seeing how squimish people react. Dont think of it as ejaculate, just think of a warm protein shot. No mess if you swallow. lol

Yeah!, a cum shot a day keeps the Doctor away.
Forget salad, it’s for wimps.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

No mess if you swallow. lol

That’s what I used to tell my x, but she only did it twice, the useless kunt. That’s why I had to constantly cheat on her with the good girls who would swallow. Knowing what I know now, I regret not one of those times that I cheated on her and wish that I had not passed up the many other opportunities I had.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

No mess if you swallow. lol

That’s what I used to tell my x, but she only did it twice, the useless kunt. That’s why I had to constantly cheat on her with the good girls who would swallow. Knowing what I know now, I regret not one of those times that I cheated on her and wish that I had not passed up the many other opportunities I had.

Never had a woman swallow me. My ex-wife couldn’t even make an effort to blow.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

No mess if you swallow. lol

That’s what I used to tell my x, but she only did it twice, the useless kunt. That’s why I had to constantly cheat on her with the good girls who would swallow. Knowing what I know now, I regret not one of those times that I cheated on her and wish that I had not passed up the many other opportunities I had.

Never had a woman swallow me. My ex-wife couldn’t even make an effort to blow.

You married a prostitute who wouldn’t suck d!ck?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

No mess if you swallow. lol

That’s what I used to tell my x, but she only did it twice, the useless kunt. That’s why I had to constantly cheat on her with the good girls who would swallow. Knowing what I know now, I regret not one of those times that I cheated on her and wish that I had not passed up the many other opportunities I had.

Never had a woman swallow me. My ex-wife couldn’t even make an effort to blow.

You married a prostitute who wouldn’t suck d!ck?

That pro was all show and no go I’ll have you know.
We made crack babies with rabies at the back of a Proton, on and on without a Rubber John. She was definitely the one!

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9550]

What is a fellatio? By the sounds of your posts, it sounds like it’ sexual.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

What is a fellatio? By the sounds of your posts, it sounds like it’ sexual.

Gobbling your own penis. Check out my other sublime creations.

[HermitParticipant]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

What is a fellatio? By the sounds of your posts, it sounds like it’ sexual.

Normal fellatio, NOT what coma boy would consider normal, is when a woman performs oral sex on a man.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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