scourge of female mosquitos, female ticks and females

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Women as Deer Ticks and Relationships as Lyme Disease … and those pesky female mosquitos

Spent most of the day riding the mower. Got bit a couple of times by female mosquitos. Did my regular tick check with hand mirror. Sure enough that little tick found the back of my ankle and getting buried in …

Never felt a thing – that sneaky little bugger. It was an adult female black legged tick, commonly referred to as a deer tick.

Got her off in time since it takes approx 36 to 48 hrs to transmit if she was carrying spirochetes.
Symptoms would have occurred between a few days and a month. Be on guard. Be prepared.

Like a female deer tick a woman can also sneak under your skin without you noticing it … and infect you.
Symptoms can appear within a few days to a month. Be aware. Prepare.

Lyme disease, if untreated can cause joint pain, sleep disorders and neurological problems.
Relationship with a woman, if untreated can cause neck pain, sleep disorders and neurological problems … or much, much worse.

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

hmskl’d wrote:

Relationship with a woman, if untreated can cause neck pain, sleep disorders and neurological problems … or much, much worse.

Women are also known as carriers of the “dyme disease”, which consists in making a man gullible enough to marry her, and then suck away all his dimes.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

The great irony of nature, only female mosquitos are blood-sucking. Only female spiders and praying-mantis devour their mates. “Damn nature, you scary.”

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

[jack reacherParticipant 751]

okay, the tick thing is informative and the nature parallel is a little bit funny, but do we really want to contaminate the natural world with human analogies? That could go either way.

[Helen be DamnedParticipant 480]

Humans inhabit the natural world, even if we like to keep it at arms length.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

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