say it to her, Say It

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They just ASSume they can dish it out but not receive it.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 43]

lol

I always hated thanksgiving dinner with my ex c~~~

Drive to her two sets of divorced parents then out to my parents more than an hour away.

This was one day out of 2, Christmas was the other the c~~~ insisted on cooking, and she always f~~~ed it up…straining the gravy without a pot underneath, using the mixmaster to mash potatoes without peeling and cooking them, sharpening the knives wrong…I”m left handed she’s a righty, yeah, her sharpening took a year of sharpening off the blade and made it dull. Bitch took my specially designed left handed knives and ground them so they would work for her one day of the year. I just ordered new knives the next day, arrive by ups in a couple days. Have to do it again for Christmas.

http://www.leftyslefthanded.com/Left_HandedKnives_s/67.htm

She was an absolute disaster in the kitchen, not knowing to slow cook a turkey over many hours, no f~~~ it, 500 degrees for whenever, 1 o clock. The basting juice was melted butter…butter ball turkey, soak it In butter.

Ever see anyone try to peel green beans? yeah. that’s what I thought. peeling green beans. wt actual f~~~

stuffing would have extra ingredients…granola lumps, avocado and lemon zest. One year it was campbells baked beans. in. the. stuffing.

moron.

So predictably, everything sucked but she was so proud of her stupid self…ruined $200 worth of food, a couple really good knives and then blame me for her failures. Classic Thanksgiving.

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Anonymous wrote:

lol

I always hated thanksgiving dinner with my ex c~~~

Drive to her two sets of divorced parents then out to my parents more than an hour away.

This was one day out of 2, Christmas was the other the c~~~ insisted on cooking, and she always f~~~ed it up…straining the gravy without a pot underneath, using the mixmaster to mash potatoes without peeling and cooking them, sharpening the knives wrong…I”m left handed she’s a righty, yeah, her sharpening took a year of sharpening off the blade and made it dull. Bitch took my specially designed left handed knives and ground them so they would work for her one day of the year. I just ordered new knives the next day, arrive by ups in a couple days. Have to do it again for Christmas.

http://www.leftyslefthanded.com/Left_HandedKnives_s/67.htm

She was an absolute disaster in the kitchen, not knowing to slow cook a turkey over many hours, no f~~~ it, 500 degrees for whenever, 1 o clock. The basting juice was melted butter…butter ball turkey, soak it In butter.

Ever see anyone try to peel green beans? yeah. that’s what I thought. peeling green beans. wt actual f~~~

stuffing would have extra ingredients…granola lumps, avocado and lemon zest. One year it was campbells baked beans. in. the. stuffing.

moron.

So predictably, everything sucked but she was so proud of her stupid self…ruined $200 worth of food, a couple really good knives and then blame me for her failures. Classic Thanksgiving.

Dude, I laughed so hard at this. Thank you!!

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