SALAD'S FOR WIMPS

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Eat your greens and soy
If you want to be a string-bean mummies boy

Real men eat steaks and burgers
Not for those mistakes with Asperger’s

Eat your marrow
From the wheel-barrow
If you want the bone density of a sparrow

Real men eat their meat raw
Not for those that take it up the back door

Eat your beat and celery
If you want the physique of a Swahili

Real men get a kebab down their gab
Not for those who look like they should be in rehab

Carrots
Cabbage
Beetroot
It’s all moot

Broccoli
WHY!

Eat a rack of lamb instead
Say no to gluten-free bread

Salad’s for wimps
Simps
Dick limps
And those with bollocks
The size of shrimps

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I’ve got the masses yet again! Another nano classic from Combover productions. Imagine the work produced if I wasn’t in a coma….

[bladeParticipant]

Your loosing your edge on the poetry . Bring back the filth and the messed up col .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Branched offParticipant 10934]

Its funny Colin, reminds me of the Macc Lads “He’s a poof, he’s a poof, he drinks lemonade…”

By ring composition, this should bring things back to the traditional Colin verse.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

I don’t eat salads, and thus will never feel guilty of taking food from the mouths of starving rabbits.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Rumpole wrote:

I don’t eat salads, and thus will never feel guilty of taking food from the mouths of starving rabbits.

Well done, you obviously don’t take up the rump-hole.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

blade wrote:

Your loosing your edge on the poetry . Bring back the filth and the messed up col .

Never. I’m the greatest poet…the masses know it.
Any poem subject request?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Its funny Colin, reminds me of the Macc Lads “He’s a poof, he’s a poof, he drinks lemonade…”
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By ring composition, this should bring things back to the traditional Colin verse.

Never heard of them! Seems North Midlands and the North produce great lyrical geniuses. I am the exception, or perhaps I’m just heinous…….

[HermitParticipant]

I don’t necessarily have a well balanced diet as I eat too much pasta, but I like greens. Spinach and green beans are good and while I don’t eat a salad but maybe once or twice a month, I enjoy those as well. I also like steamed broccoli. I’ll even eat a brussel sprout once in a while.

I do love beef, pork, chicken and fish. Always have some ground beef and sausage links in my freezer. Put a couple boneless butterfly pork chops in there the other day. Waiting for a good day to put those on the charcoal grill.

I’ll eat almost anything, including pickled beets, which I really don’t care for, but if they’re already served on the salad, I’ll eat them.

Went with a friend to the Japanese Steak & Sushi place this weekend. Had some wonderful scallops and medium rare beef fillet along with grilled vegetables, rice and noodles. The sushi we had as an appetizer was ok. Of course I had 3 or 4 bottles of Sapporo, a very good Japanese beer.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

I don’t necessarily have a well balanced diet as I eat too much pasta, but I like greens. Spinach and green beans are good and while I don’t eat a salad but maybe once or twice a month, I enjoy those as well. I also like steamed broccoli. I’ll even eat a brussel sprout once in a while.
I do love beef, pork, chicken and fish. Always have some ground beef and sausage links in my freezer. Put a couple boneless butterfly pork chops in there the other day. Waiting for a good day to put those on the charcoal grill.
I’ll eat almost anything, including pickled beets, which I really don’t care for, but if they’re already served on the salad, I’ll eat them.
Went with a friend to the Japanese Steak & Sushi place this weekend. Had some wonderful scallops and medium rare beef fillet along with grilled vegetables, rice and noodles. The sushi we had as an appetizer was ok. Of course I had 3 or 4 bottles of Sapporo, a very good Japanese beer.

I am the opposite. I have a solid diet, but don’t eat any veg nor fruit. Can get the required nutrients from other sources.
This “friend”, does she have a name. Does she like wrinkled dick?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I don’t necessarily have a well balanced diet as I eat too much pasta, but I like greens. Spinach and green beans are good and while I don’t eat a salad but maybe once or twice a month, I enjoy those as well. I also like steamed broccoli. I’ll even eat a brussel sprout once in a while.I do love beef, pork, chicken and fish. Always have some ground beef and sausage links in my freezer. Put a couple boneless butterfly pork chops in there the other day. Waiting for a good day to put those on the charcoal grill.I’ll eat almost anything, including pickled beets, which I really don’t care for, but if they’re already served on the salad, I’ll eat them.Went with a friend to the Japanese Steak & Sushi place this weekend. Had some wonderful scallops and medium rare beef fillet along with grilled vegetables, rice and noodles. The sushi we had as an appetizer was ok. Of course I had 3 or 4 bottles of Sapporo, a very good Japanese beer.

I am the opposite. I have a solid diet, but don’t eat any veg nor fruit. Can get the required nutrients from other sources.This “friend”, does she have a name. Does she like wrinkled dick?

I don’t eat a lot of fruit because you can’t get fresh citrus fruit here, but I do drink orange juice and grapefruit juice. Probably has no useful nutrition since it’s pasteurized.

She’s probably right up your alley. Her name is Dave and probably has a wrinkled dick.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I don’t necessarily have a well balanced diet as I eat too much pasta, but I like greens. Spinach and green beans are good and while I don’t eat a salad but maybe once or twice a month, I enjoy those as well. I also like steamed broccoli. I’ll even eat a brussel sprout once in a while.I do love beef, pork, chicken and fish. Always have some ground beef and sausage links in my freezer. Put a couple boneless butterfly pork chops in there the other day. Waiting for a good day to put those on the charcoal grill.I’ll eat almost anything, including pickled beets, which I really don’t care for, but if they’re already served on the salad, I’ll eat them.Went with a friend to the Japanese Steak & Sushi place this weekend. Had some wonderful scallops and medium rare beef fillet along with grilled vegetables, rice and noodles. The sushi we had as an appetizer was ok. Of course I had 3 or 4 bottles of Sapporo, a very good Japanese beer.

I am the opposite. I have a solid diet, but don’t eat any veg nor fruit. Can get the required nutrients from other sources.This “friend”, does she have a name. Does she like wrinkled dick?

I don’t eat a lot of fruit because you can’t get fresh citrus fruit here, but I do drink orange juice and grapefruit juice. Probably has no useful nutrition since it’s pasteurized.
She’s probably right up your alley. Her name is Dave and probably has a wrinkled dick.

Yes, right up the back alley. Where does he live, Climax, Greenwood County?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Yes, the back alley. Where does he live, Climax, Greenwood County?

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