Run you business on female logic

[narwhalParticipant]

Had a thought based on conversation in another thread. What if you had a business where you sold an item or service and used female logic to run and promote the business.

New Bluetooth speaker for sale. Well, not really new, but gently used. Don’t ask what exactly that means as it’s none of your business. The speaker has a nice exterior but you probably won’t like what it looks like on the inside, so don’t look. The speaker is yours for a trial period of time. If you are not satisfied with the speaker, you can return at anytime, but we will tell all the other speaker retailers what a horrible customer you are. Once you decide to buy, the warranty is void. Let’s be honest, it probably won’t work anymore because we already have your money. If you throw the speaker out, we will sue you and take half your money. We’ll also require you to continually pay for the cost of additional speakers because we have a right to make a living despite you being a horrible customer.

Ok. Then do it.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I like it, but I think of it more as a service contract.

Hire me to do your taxes. We will sign a lifetime agreement for me to be your tax preparer. Right now I am a CPA, but I am not required to keep my license up to date. I can get “fat and happy” and you still are stuck with me. If I decide at any point in time that I don’t want you as a client anymore, you still have to pay me 50% of what you have been paying. If you don’t want me to do your taxes anymore, you still have to pay me 50% of what you were paying me.

I reserve the right to talk to other CPA’s and if I don’t like your attitude about being my client then I will make your life hell. If your attitude is bad enough, I will call the police and say that you abused me. If I decide to do that, you will be forced to move out of your house and into an apartment. However, you will have to make all of the payments on the house until such time as you have to sell it to keep making payments to me.

What? You don’t think that’s a good deal? MAN UP you pussy! All the other guys are doing it!

Order the good wine

[narwhalParticipant]

I’m going to open up a Hooters franchise, but your not allowed to look at the waitresses. 25% minimum tip.

Ok. Then do it.

[joetechParticipant]

The girls at Hooters are so busy chatting with each other they don’t even notice you’re looking at them, much less that you don’t have a drink or a menu yet.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 6]

Nahh what you should do is find out exactly what women are spending their money on, and sell that to them. Making money is easy when you know what to sell and who to sell it too.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

joetech wrote:

The girls at Hooters are so busy chatting with each other they don’t even notice you’re looking at them, much less that you don’t have a drink or a menu yet.

Yeah Joe,

I wanted to see the joint as I’d heard about it, but the service was awful and the atmosphere creepy. Had a much better time round yours when you got the Guitar out 🙂

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