Rule 3: never open the package

[Anonymous 38]

Once upon a time a retired British special forces soldier lived a quiet life on the French Riveria in this house

He spent his time in his home, looking after his cars, sailing boats. Life was good.

In addition to the Army pension, he drove as a transporter for criminals. This paid well, and brought no issues provided he kept to his three rules:

1. Never change the deal
2. No names
3. Never open the package

One day while transporting, he began hearing noises coming from the package. At first, then he hesitated, then he OPENED THE PACKAGE.

Inside the package was a woman. A Chinese woman.

He put the woman back in the package and delivered the package. When the client realised he’d opened the package, they blew up his car and he narrowly escaped with his life. He went back to the house and beat up the entire entourage, nearly being shot in the process.

He let the woman into his house for the night, keeping his distance from this dangerous woman.

But the baddies found out where he lives and destroy his beautiful home with missiles. They narrowly escape to his other house via an underground waterway.

The man is rightly miffed at the situation and with the woman. But with her combining feminine charm with a sob story, he eventually decides to be Cap’n Save a Ho and help her release a load of Chinese immigrants on shipping containers – a trafficking ring being run by her DAD.

Many fights ensue, many more near death experiences.

In the end though, the immigrants are saved and the bad guys killed or busted.

The decision to open the package led to two more movies which nearly cost him his life many times. Also involving dangerous women.


But being as he was British and ex-special forces, he obviously survived. And nailed the girl

Though he was smart enough to know AWALT.

But had he been on MGTOW.com he may well have never opened the package in the first place because he would know from reading the forums that it’s a stupid thing to do. Thus he could have avoided all the drama and near death experiences.

NEVER OPEN THE PACKAGE!!

[UntamedParticipant]

This story is a MGTOW story told backwards.

The guy is clearly MGTOW at the beginning of at least the first movie then reverts back to being a bluepiller ( ran out of Red Pills, I guess ) – opening the package and giving a s~~~ about some bitch who should’ve died and saved the taxpayers’ money.

DON’T open the package and make SURE your Red Pills bottle is always full or you, also, may end up in life-threatening drama, only unlike the make-believe world of Hollyweird, the shooters are sharpshooters and they won’t miss your ass spraying you with lead in a corridor.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Anonymous 38]

Exactly, Untamed. A great MGTOW interpretation.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Shu Qi was some serious eye candy. I watched that with the white gf and was having flashbacks to banging the Asian gf. I barely have any sex drive left and I still wouldn’t mind opening Shu’s “package”.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[UntamedParticipant]

Ranger One wrote:

Shu Qi was some serious eye candy. I watched that with the white gf and was having flashbacks to banging the Asian gf. I barely have any sex drive left and I still wouldn’t mind opening Shu’s “package”.

I don’t blame you. Best pussy I ever had was Korean. I came getting in, I came while doing it and I came getting out. That pussy could’ve suck-started a leaf blower.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Untamed wrote:

Ranger One wrote:

Shu Qi was some serious eye candy. I watched that with the white gf and was having flashbacks to banging the Asian gf. I barely have any sex drive left and I still wouldn’t mind opening Shu’s “package”.

I don’t blame you. Best pussy I ever had was Korean. I came getting in, I came while doing it and I came getting out. That pussy could’ve suck-started a leaf blower.

I haven’t had Korean yet (except for food). I have had a fling with a Japanese-American woman and one of my official gf’s in 2017 was Vietnamese-American.

Funniest damn thing about Vietnamese women: she was in Vietnam until a teenager, and was around a lot of Vietnamese-Americans in her formative years, so she had a lot of the dating characteristics of Vietnamese woman. Namely, it was like dating a woman in the 1950’s and Vietnamese women tend to apply the “boyfriend” label fairly early. The funny thing is, the first time we had sex was in my pickup truck in my driveway… I didn’t see that coming.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

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