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  • #554762
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    Anonymous
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    ok, i’m on a road trip/moving trip

    I packed up and moved to a centrally located state.

    I noticed three things

    #1 don’t let women sit with their feet on the dashboard. I watched a very bloody extraction of an upside down dead woman with her feet blown through the inside of the roof of the SUV. first I saw the sandals in the road, wet bloody sandals and broken glass and plastic. kids were on the side of the road screaming, husband crying, all f~~~ed up belong consoling. f~~~ing disaster, 6 mile long traffic jam. SUV rearended someone in the heavy rain, took out 5 cars in all 3 lanes.

    #2 every woman I saw, riding bitch on motorcycles, yelling at kids in gas stations and working behind counters, driving in cars and walking dogs in rest stops, every single woman had tattoos.

    #3 lots of women in their 30s travelling in cars together. two women, maybe a dog or a cat, maybe a kid or 2. never 2 men traveling together, not even co drivers in big trucks. very few young men and women travelling together, but lots of older 65+ years old man/woman couples.

    extrapolate what you want from that, I stopped every 200 miles for gas, and every 100 for rest stop if convenient…I drove 1600 miles to get here through the South.

    #554772
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    Carnage
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    Good look and enjoy.

    I pray death will ignore you.

    To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

    #554774
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    Anonymous
    18

    Enjoy your trip brother.

    Be safe. Don’t give freebies to any woman.

    #554778
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    Anonymous
    42

    Have you noticed how many squids their are compared to cooler weather?

    I guess they like the asphalt to be scorching hot so it can cauterize the flesh while the aggregate tears it off.

    #554787
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    Keymaster
    Keymaster
    Keymaster

    How exciting! I love road trips more than anything. An open road with no map and no plan. Cell phone off in the trunk. Journey and Foreigner on the radio. I’m SO JELLZ! Gonna book one soon myself.

    Ride like the wind!
    Something for your playlist.

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #554792
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    Bushido
    Bushido
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    Hell yeah, road trip!

    I’m about to be crossing the American Deep South in a 2,500 mile road trip in a matter of days myself – heading over near liberal bastion LA and San Bernardino as a part of the job.

    I’ll make sure to keep my feet of the dash, thanks. 🙂

    @keymaster No Free Bird?

    Logic guides your actions, emotion guides your morals. Only you may decide how you use them.

    #554826
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    Anonymous
    43

    to get through Illinois and Missouri, I was listening to the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius

    what a revelation, wisdom passed from his father and tutors from 1900 years ago is still relevant today. these are rules of conduct and advice for men. Brilliant stuff. I highly recommend this for you men.

    #554827
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    Anonymous
    42

    @keymaster No Free Bird?

    This is the only free bird I ever got outside Lynyrd Skynyrd:

    #554833
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    Sky-O
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    I see and encounter very little on road trips since I only drive at night.

    10pm to about 8am.

    Wide open road except for some semi trucks.

    Urinate in empty Gatorade bottles while driving and get about 460-480 miles on a full tank of fuel in my Wrangler.

    #554853
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    NerdTunneler
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    Thats freedom man…Road trip…Just you and peace…Enjoy brother…

    I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

    #554922
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    Black_knight
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    In 2008 I flew from London to San Francisco and hired a Ford Mustang, then spent 5 weeks driving to New York via Maine entirely on my own! Cost me £7k which I’d spent a lot of time saving (then it was about $12-13k). But it was one of the single most positive things I ever did, and it was the best money I ever spent. I especially loved the west and midwest.

    I think I became more red pill around that time. I learnt that women are sluts for the flimsiest of reasons. They seemed mesmerised by my English accent, and I declined to f~~~ a single one of them, ha ha. There’s practically no difference between me and my American brothers, yet as soon as I opened my mouth, I literally had a queue in some bars. I hated the superficiality of that. I wasn’t flattered, I was saddened at the stark truth that my personality and character didn’t matter, but that my accent had a symbolic value – probably of something exotic, new, and fresh… I don’t know.

    #554980
    Blade
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    Hey may7 here is a song for ya road trip bro . Where are ya heading i know why it’s a secret .

    How exciting!

    Maybe for him . Lol

    Lmfao

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #554981
    Blade
    blade
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    Toto africa .. i remember many years back when i was way out west you could only get like two radio stations . That song was played like 5 times a day .

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

    #554987
    Sandals
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    I was listening to the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius

    Nice recommendation. Gonna have to read it.

    #555038
    Blade
    blade
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    That was humor above bro . Hearing a few guys hitting the road lately . Whish i could

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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