Returning to wisdom

[YourBetterParticipant 14]

Well fellas I have a confession to make, I was weak and tried to find a unicorn but lo and behold, it did not work out.
Do you ever get those moments when you are blackout drunk and not in the mood for s~~~? Well last night I went to a birthday party, thrown for the best friend of this girl I had been seeing. We met in class (I’m an apprentice and have to spend some time in class each week) and well, things were great to be honest. She was very relaxed and made me feel like I mattered. However all the serenity I had developed while single went away, all my plans and hopes now involved her.
Well the party was rubbish and the drink was expensive so I went to the off-license and topped myself up cheap. However when she saw how drunk I was she forbade me from drinking anymore (I think, she was telling me what I did this morning but I’ve no clue) and her male friends took this as a command to grapple me away from the bar. So she tried to give me a chance this morning to explain myself and I wasn’t really having any of it. I burst out laughing when she told me about how I turned to a guy who asked her out once and said “Did you actually used to fancy this hoe?”. Boy she did not take it well when I laughed.
I’m sitting here single now and to be honest I don’t feel bad. I tried and failed and all my mates found the story as funny as I did when looked back on it.
Plus it helps that I’m looking forward to the free time I now have and the money that I will be saving XD.
Thanks for reading brothers, it’s good to be home.

[Anonymous 14]

YourBetter wrote:

However all the serenity I had developed while single went away, all my plans and hopes now involved her.

Women view men as nothing more than tools to get what they want for the most part, I have found it best to reciprocate the sentiment and do the same with them.

[YourBetterParticipant 14]

I do believe you’re right Joe, it doesn’t matter what they tell you, love never stops them dropping you as soon as they find a reason.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Returning to wisdom?

Your mates found your story as funny as you did?

Now, what would be really funny is if she accuses you of raping her while you were blackout drunk!

Now, that would be funny….

You need to wrap some crime scene tape around yourself. That would complete the visual chalk outline

Peace brothers

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anonymous wrote:

Women view men as nothing more than tools to get what they want for the most part

A friend I have known for nearly 9 years met me for a meal a while back – maybe two months ago. He’s not the “GYOW” type although he is, he has remote
“ladies” scattered about (in other cities) and he visits them, or they mostly visit him.

He arrived at this realization ^^ and said it across the table out of the blue.

I stopped chewing for a second, looked at him and smiled and just kept listening. He said “it’s true!” and continued . . . . just like the OP on this topic.

2 days ago, I saw him again for dinner after work on Friday.

He has been on and off with the woman currently visiting him for TWO years. A month here…. a month there.

He let her borrow his NEW JEEP®, and when he checked the location ( GPS ) she was NOT anywhere near where she said she was. She got dolled up with perfume before she went out and so he sniffed her out.

… then he confronted her and the s~~~ hit the fan.

He announced that he’s kicking her out.
I shook his hand firmly and congratulated him.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 14]

Keymaster wrote:

Joe Bauers wrote:

Women view men as nothing more than tools to get what they want for the most part

A friend I have known for nearly 9 years met me for a meal a while back – maybe two months ago. He’s not the “GYOW” type although he is, he has remote
“ladies” scattered about (in other cities) and he visits them, or they mostly visit him.

He arrived at this realization ^^ and said it across the table out of the blue.

I stopped chewing for a second, looked at him and smiled and just kept listening. He said “it’s true!” and continued . . . . just like the OP on this topic.

2 days ago, I saw him again for dinner after work on Friday.

He has been on and off with the woman currently visiting him for TWO years. A month here…. a month there.

He let her borrow his NEW JEEP®, and when he checked the location ( GPS ) she was NOT anywhere near where she said she was. She got dolled up with perfume before she went out and so he sniffed her out.

… then he confronted her and the s~~~ hit the fan.

He announced that he’s kicking her out.
I shook his hand firmly and congratulated him.

If I date at all now I view it as a game of how much is this going to cost me, first to blink loses. It can be fun at times to see just exactly what their motives are, age can be a dead giveaway. If they are in their 30’s and don’t have a kid yet you better be on your best game. Women are like high maintenance cars, better to lease and pass the nightmare on to the next chump unscathed. Better yet, just take it for a test drive and return it to the lot.

And classic, sounds like your buddy caught one that was creepin around behind his back in his own car!

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