Requirements for Happiness: Men vs. Women

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

It is very easy for a woman to please me. It’s too easy sometimes. She could just hug me and smile at me and I’ll forget about my s~~~ty day for a moment. And if she cooks nice meals (steak dinner with onions, carrots, and sliced potatoes) and performs a sexy show in the bedroom (belly dancing & sausage swallowing), I’ll be in heaven.

But if I want to please her, there’s a long list of activities I must do and there’s a confident state of mind I must be in—at all hours of the day. I could write a dissertation about it if I wanted to because women are complicated as hell.

Here’s a short list from my personal experience. I’m sure you guys can add something to it:

1. Be sure of what you want in life and strive, with all your heart & soul, to get it. Conquer the world as if you were Alexander the Great!

2. Have a job with a salary that would provide money for her trips to the mall, a nice apartment/condo/house, furniture, cars, and food/clothing/toys for your future kids.

3. Be physically strong and brave so you can defeat your enemies and protect your family.

4. Display some kind of magical charm or charisma to plant seeds of attraction in her mind.

5. Be an intelligent problem solver (because women will just complain w/o trying to find the source of the problem).

6. Take her to new places for romantic weekends so she won’t be bored and ditch you for Chad.

7. Wear some nice clothes. Stand up strait and show the world that you’re a respectable man.

8. Don’t be too nice. Don’t be a pushover or else people will push you around.

9. Slowly seduce your woman. Be sexually creative. Surprise her with new sexual positions, light candles, pour syrup on her t~~~, throw rose petals on the bed, whisper sexy fantasies in her ear, blah, blah, blah. Figure out how to get her stimulated before you squirt.

10. Take the trash out.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Anonymous 3]

This is a great list, but very incomplete. I am sure many women will want to add something. But it doesnt mater, because women do not know what they want! They just know you are not giving them…

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

Too much work. There just aren’t enough hours in the day.

Let’s face it, if that’s what you gotta’ do it’s more time efficient just to knock one out then get on with enjoying your life 20 minutes later.

It's Time to get Wise

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

You know what it takes to make me happy? A clean kitchen, or a good cup of coffee, or firing up my Harley for a ride, or waking up early and saying f~~~ it, I’m going back to sleep.

Little things. Small moments where I’m all “Yep, that’s good.”

I don’t know what the f~~~ makes women happy. I don’t think they ever are happy.

[experiencedParticipant]

Let me short circuit this:
Do / be / become / what/who/who respectively makes you happy.
For religious types = what makes God happy.

In any case, this solution results in Your being happy,
which attracts laydeez.
Then, knowing what we do at mgtow, stiff arm the laydeez, or they will steal your happiness.
The “happier You are”, takes care of you, whilst making you attractive to them – it’s in knowing that, that you might find peace??

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Requirements for happiness:

Men: nothing

Women: everything

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 1]

You missed a big one, I’m afraid.

Be clairvoyant enough to be able to work out WTF is making her unhappy (hint: its something you did / didn’t do) and fix it. If you don’t, its weeks without sex until she decides to unload, then you need to listen to her whining. There might be some crying and make-up sex, then its back to square 1.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Anonymous wrote:

Be clairvoyant enough to be able to work out WTF is making her unhappy (hint: its something you did / didn’t do) and fix it.

Exactly. Be able to read her mind, by some miracle, so you can fix her bad mood. You have to find solutions for your life AND hers.

Like, let’s redefine equality so women can feel “more equal.”

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Mister StealthParticipant 362]

10. Take the trash out.
Ha this one always makes me laugh when I read it.

I can remember odd times coming home from a night shift and crashing as soon as I get in the door. Only to be woken up to the sound of her voice complaining the garbage truck just went by and asking if I took the garbage out.

Great post FunInTheSun

Steel sharpens steel

[Y_Participant 4591]

No matter how hard the man tries he forgets that IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH!
So….exactly what is the point?
You lose every time. 🙁

[Y_Participant 4591]

Hey – look what I found!

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