Reinventions

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

I hate it when a girl who has been tossed around the neighborhood tries to reinvent themselves when they find something good for them.

I used to deal with this chick that wanted me to commit before I smashed LOL. She said she was celibate lol. I love it when they toss that word around.

I’ve truly been celibate for 4 years bc I told that one that there would be no possibility of a relationship and to not take it personally bc it’s how I roll. She said she was good, but you know most chicks can’t really handle it, she got hooked and I had to ghost.

Sorry for digressing but this nasty thing must have became celibate like a month before haha.

Her game is cracking, she’s not getting a dime out of me and can’t even retain my attention. She then brings up the fact we didn’t have sex. I’m like I thought you were celibate, you shouldn’t be having these thoughts lol.

She got p~~~ed, knew she was full of s~~~. For s~~~s and giggles I ask her what her count is and within seconds I see her count on her fingers more partners then me and I started when I was 14.

Unlike her, I chose to spread 100s of encounters with 7 chicks not thousands with likely 30+ guys.

These girls are gross, I don’t know if any bros here are from New York but I’m not looking to dive into Howe’s Caverns like it’s sex lol.

If you dig a jackhammer in a hole repeatedly, that hole ain’t tightening back up. Can’t see how women don’t get that. No man worth anything is going to invest in something used up like that.

Making things more disgusting, she’s like since you don’t want to spend money on me she gave me a hour price. I’m like it’s really time to gtfo now bc in 5 minutes I can get someone next to me that isn’t a slore, looks way better, no headaches and I get it for free like it’s intended.

It’s not a game,glad I’m going my own way as to not entertain them anymore.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[Anonymous 42]

Chase Pesos wrote:

These girls are gross, I don’t know if any bros here are from New York but I’m not looking to dive into Howe’s Caverns like it’s sex lol.

I haven’t seen Howe’s I mean “Whores” Cavern since 1997, if I could I would erase every contact I ever had with a woman I mean whore.

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

It’s never too late big bro, they eat away at your soul too much.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Chase Pesos wrote:

I hate it when a girl who has been tossed around the neighborhood tries to reinvent themselves when they find something good for them.

Yes the “born again virgin”. There was even a trend a about 20 years ago called “revirginization”: the process of a sexually active person attempting to regain “virgin” status by abstaining from sexual relations, esp. during the time just before marriage; also called secondary virginity. Some women actually had work done on their cooches.

She once had a marching band come out of it, but now she’s pure again.
Like filtering toilet water and using it to make tea.

I know a girl who dated a male stripper, when she was 20. A dead ringer for Mila Kunis. I ran into her again some 14 years later – ThousandC~~~Stare® and all – and suddenly she starts snow-flaking , says she’s on J-Date, and she starts on about “no sex for at least a month” because “those were all mistakes that didn’t count“.

Personally, my mileage is important to me. Especially the f~~~ ups. It makes us who we are. A woman will just erase it from her memory – and vagina – and say it “didn’t count”.

I could only facepalm.

I almost asked if her vibrator is a giant eraser too.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Chase PesosParticipant 2136]

Oh goodness, I forgot about the mammoth sized toys they can stick up there too. Ah man, distusting.

No more looking like a hockey goalie kicksaving when we go in.

I doubt your friend gets much play after talking about her mistakes and waiting a month. I’d def see a bunch of dudes moving right along to the next one.

Chase a check, never chase a chick...

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Chase Pesos wrote:

She said she was celibate lol. I love it when they toss that word around.

“I’m a celibate. I only f~~~ other celibates.”

Keymaster wrote:

Personally, my mileage is important to me. Especially the f~~~ ups. It makes us who we are. A woman will just erase it from her memory – and vagina – and say it “didn’t count”.

“So, how many miles does this car have?”
“Well, the car was a lot younger when it put the miles on them, and it wasn’t as smart as it is now. It’s mileage shouldn’t count.”
“Um. Okay. Let’s leave that for now. How many people have owned it?”
“It doesn’t really matter how many people have owned it. It’s ready for it’s permanent owner now, and it’s past owners don’t really matter, what only matters is now.”
“I have to go, sorry, um, my dog just texted me, and the house is on fire, and the cat won’t take turns on playstation. Good luck, though!”

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

They reinvent themselves in every relationship.

In a way – total clitoral marketing experts.

And they know they have to act like they have only been with 2-4 guys prior or no man will want to invest his time, effort, energy & money into her.

Because, why pay for something that 75 other guys got for free.

And I’ve been with snowflakes that act innocent, like they have never even seen a c~~~ before.

Then they take a load down their throat like it’s a shot of Jagermeister and f~~~ like porn stars.

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