Reflections On My Ex Wife's Bulls~~~ #6

[Soldier-MedicParticipant 2566]

I’m not as angry as I have been the last couple of years, and am finding this a little hard to write. I find that anger inspires me in a way that help me put this in to words. Here goes.

Okay. Now I don’t want to get to deep in to bathroom habits and bodily functions but they both apply when discussing my ex-wife’s penchant for disturbing me while using the commode. I’m not one of those guys that goes once every two days, leaves a California Redwood in the bowl, and walks away with post-partum depression. I go anywhere between 3 and 5 times a day, mostly in the morning, especially after I have supercharged my evacuation portal with a couple of thousand milligrams of caffeine.

I have one particular unnegotiable mandate. Stay out of the bathroom when I am communing with myself. I don’t care about how you were raised, and that whole familiarity thing after getting in to a relationship is for someone else. I want to read the paper, move the mail, and be left alone in peace.

Now my ex-wife in no way respected this rule. She would even go so far as to use a jeweler’s screwdriver to unlock the bathroom door to gain access. To make matters worse she would leave the door open after she left. The would inevitably lead to my being kept company by the dog, a 3 year old little boy, and a crawling infant. She didn’t get the point of shutting the door when I invited the dog and two little boys in while she was using the can.

She was either ill retrievably stupid or she had some major control issues. She would bark at me for being on the can for too long. One time she was ranting at me about this while I was in the middle of my Class II Download, with less than subtle splashes were resonating off porcelain. It was like getting potty trained at gunpoint.

I had had enough and had warned her. Next time she was getting a face full of my by product if she barged in on me again.

Saturday morning, just started my third cup of coffee while flipping between the bulls~~~ on CNN and Fox News, while trying to decide just who the biggest pack of insane liars are when I felt that telltale grumble. I got up, went to the bathroom and enshrined myself on my throne. I then held it, and waited.

Sure enough, she walked in. I reached behind myself, cupped my hand in the bowl, came up with a palm full of clear water, then launched it at her, and sat back down and let it rip. If you could imagine an expression of complete mortification. That would be her expression times about a hundred.

I explained it wasn’t for real this time but she had been warned.

For some odd reason she never interrupted my privacy in the throne room again.

This gentlemen, is what it takes to garner the respect for your boundaries from the women of today. Their self-entitlement goes so far as to disallow a grown man the peace and privacy to use the s~~~ter.

"I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to repeat what the voices in you head are telling you" ~ Me. ........Yes I'm still angry.

[Anonymous 18]

Soldier-Medic, that is some funny way of outlining an otherwise horrible breach of privacy by your ex-wife. And quite a way to send the message across.

I never understood the whole no boundaries in a relationship thing. I was shaving once and this somewhat of a gf (you know the one you are sure won’t go anywhere) barges in and squats over the toilet bowl to p~~~. I found that scene very disturbing. I’d have preferred her to stay out or at least sit the f~~~ down to pee.

No vagina pass. Cash only.

[NioZenParticipant 856]

#6 eh? So much bulls~~~ it came in chapters!

The worst thing about these little lookbacks I find is that it’s so easy to think ‘why was I such a pussy?’ when actually, you’re probably selling your self short. Putting up with the bulls~~~ was likely more through compassion, patience and hope than any kind of cowardice. That’s character, not spinelessness, so i hope you’re not being too hard on yourself over there chap.

But I agree, invasion of privacy like that is so totally unnecessary that it’s clearly controlling behaviour. I remember when i first heard that the fat hideous blob that my brother lived with for a time made him sit down to take a p~~~ like a little bitch. Sent me into a raging fury.

They’re all psychos, I swear it.

We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go. - Vivekananda

[RoyDalParticipant]

NioZen wrote:

Putting up with the bulls~~~ was likely more through compassion, patience and hope than any kind of cowardice. That’s character, not spinelessness, so i hope you’re not being too hard on yourself over there chap.

Yep. It is also a valuable lesson in choosing one’s future companions. Best I can do is fly solo. I’m just not built for having roommates.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

hahahaha

F~~~ing Epic!

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

They simply cannot stand you doing anything by yourself, even if it’s just taking a s~~~. They are control freaks and will cross every decency line to assert their control. All the women I’ve been with had a problem with my bathroom timing or duration. WTF?
But this story was one of the worst I’ve heard. Soldier-Medic, your ex might have been the control freak freak from hell. Keep the reflections coming brother.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[pharmerParticipant 407]

So good 🙂 that actually makes me miss the X just a little bit. I mean if we were still together I could have tried this on her.

Never fuck a crazy chick.

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