Red Pill Hell

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I’m in the land of confusion of pain and ill
I’ve come to the conclusion I want to gain the blue pill

Two-point four children
And the white picket fence

It’s the best defence
Against
The red-pill shill

Chasing my hopes down the bottom of a pint glass
That’s the deal
When you’re working class

Take the red pill instead
Think I’ll pass

Follow a football team
Wave the scarf

Dream of coming on
During the second half

Sit there
With a pork pie and a teary eye

“We’ve” lost again
5 nil

Perhaps I should take
The red pill

Still
I’ve got a 12hour shift to look forward to
At the pickle factory

Packing Gherkins in tins
3 till 3

Wearing a name badge
“Colin Prat”
And a silly hat

Should I say I’m mentally ill
And go home and take the blue pill

Whilst I wipe off
The Gherkin stained shoes
Wearing the blues
On the “not welcome” mat?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Do not fret my Kitty Puppet.

Meow Master has abandoned you. Bow to your new Master, Gargamel, Savior of the Wayward Meows Going Their Own Way. MEW TO ME

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Cats die of consumption, my pumpkin

Other Kittens get Jailed, accused of making bad smells

[Gravel PitParticipant]

What happens when the Pity Kitty takes a Red Pill?

Red Pill Rage bro

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Cats die of consumption, my pumpkin

Other Kittens get Jailed, accused of making bad smells

Glad to see you are having a grin.
Things are well I assume?
3 more poems in the Amygdala to be perhaps put on paper and then onto this forum caper.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Its raining in the Cats Lair. cold rain as if I lived in Wales…
very bad for business! no cash flow, eating off a credit card and uncertain about the future.

FVCK IT. Make lemonade. Post cat pictures and get ready to Run some miles.

When all hope is lost, snuggle into the warm embrace of mild lunacy.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

A red pill man can go into his home, shut the door on the rest of the world and not care, because a red pill man will likely have no debts (or working on doing so), has no outside commitments (or working on doing so), and he does not give a damn enough to open his outside door to the world until he is ready to do so.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Its raining in the Cats Lair. cold rain as if I lived in Wales…very bad for business! no cash flow, eating off a credit card and uncertain about the future.
FVCK IT. Make lemonade. Post cat pictures and get ready to Run some miles.
When all hope is lost, snuggle into the warm embrace of mild lunacy.[/quote

You heard of Wales! I thought you trans goons only knew of one Whales….
We know Worm hasn’t stepped out of his tumbleweed ridden shack.

Welcome to the lunatics club.

Keep running around and around and around……until you get back to where you started matey!

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3759]

Faust For Science wrote:

A red pill man can go into his home, shut the door on the rest of the world and not care, because a red pill man will likely have no debts (or working on doing so), has no outside commitments (or working on doing so), and does not give a damn enough to open his outside door to the world until he is ready to do so.

Nicely said. I think I should print this and put it on a poster in my living room.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

SpiderHerder wrote:

Faust For Science wrote:

A red pill man can go into his home, shut the door on the rest of the world and not care, because a red pill man will likely have no debts (or working on doing so), has no outside commitments (or working on doing so), and does not give a damn enough to open his outside door to the world until he is ready to do so.

Nicely said. I think I should print this and put it on a poster in my living room.

Go ahead and print it. Also, thank you for your compliment.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Benson Arizona, ladadaddada! The star that shines above us, both you and I 🎵🎶

OH sh!t, the real Gargamel is logged in, get the squirt bottle. LOL. meow! meow! Scram cat!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

You know we miss you and love you, ya god damn christ! Bless us oh Ford, for these cat treats we are about to receive. bla blah meow, from the bounty of Meow Mix our Ford Amen.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Meow Mix

Speaking about cats, here is something:

But hands down, these boys can sing pretty darn well.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

Wow the name of Wales has traveled further than I had imagined. They punch above their weight those Welshmen (as many who have been on a rugby pitch will tell you). You could fit Wales into Colorado a dozen times and still have plenty left over.

So you heard of the rain what else have you heard of from Wales? I am just curious to know whether the rain is what Wales is most famous for or if its something else?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I remember the clip from Red Dwarf. Rimmer says, broadcast in all languages, including Welsh. lol. My mothers maiden name was Welch. My Welchs were in the new world since the early 1700s though. Im a real American. Been here almost 300 years. Before 1776! I even helped kill off them damn savages, youre welcome. I have kin who died on both sides of the Civil War!

Funny enough though, my father’s line is plum lucky. Never had to serve at all from 1850 thru Vietnam. Missed both WWs and Korea. We had men serve, they just never saw foreign duty because only sons I guess, or missed the draft.

My great, great, great grandpa was a German man in 1850 came to America. Each one had only one son. Then that guy had one son, then he had one son too. Then my Dad broke the spell and had 4 sons. 2 of them have made a few more so were good now. The name lives on.

[Branched offParticipant 10928]

So you didn’t hear about the sheep then? Just wondered.

Before anyone wants to come and burn my house, I can claim Welsh ancestry too -right back to the princely line of Powys- but you can’t blame a chap for being curious. I just wondered if the rumours of rain had travelled further than those about sheep?

Sounds like your family came to the US when it really was an exciting place. I think if there is one time in history I could go back to it would be the times when the new world was being settled and a man could carve himself out a future without too much regulation. I would definitely have wanted to emigrate there then.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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