Real monetary cost to owning a vagina!

[Grim-Participant 454]

I know this is a feminist website, so don’t rag on me about that. But, I thought it’ll be hilarious to post this. If you add up all costs, it comes out like this:

Yearly: $2700

(Sorry for those who read before I re-edited this, I did the numbers wrong)

Those numbers are rounded for convenience.

Here’s the link:

http://jezebel.com/5890058/this-is-how-much-it-costs-to-own-a-vagina-an-itemized-list

Despite all gender specific health concerns like prostate cancer not getting enough funding for research, and being neglected, it’s good to know that just by being a woman, on average, it costs around $2700 a month in vagina maintenance.

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That alone is enough to pay all of my bills monthly and have my own place.

I’m just glad I was born with a dick because as a guy, I couldn’t imagine spending that sorta cash on my genitals.

I’d rather spend this sorta cash on a hobby like gaming.

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Nice one, Grim. That has made my day! I’m still not convinced how women use twice as much toilet paper as men though.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[Grim-Participant 454]

@spacemonkey

I still live with my parents in order to save up money. If I had a roll of toilet paper, 1 roll would last me a few weeks or more.

I’m 100% sure my mom uses most of the toilet paper making us buy some every week. Or almost every week.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Just one-half of that $2700 would totally pay for my much needed new snowblower with change left over.

[Grim-Participant 454]

@home school’d

Disregard my old numbers, they were wrong. $2700 a year is what they pay for their vagina.

Yearly: $2700

Monthly: $230

But still, that’s enough to end up buying several clients for a server monthly.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

And still costs a lot more for a guy to even ‘rent’ a vagina.

[experiencedParticipant]

WHERE’S THE SOAP?
WHERE’S THE DAHDOUCHE EQUIPMENT?
The world would be a happier place….I kept scrolling down thinking ‘I bet first keeping the darn thing clean’ will be near bottom, but no.

How about a waterpark vertical drop slide wherein the extended tub at the bottom were full of Mr. Bubble, or scrubbing bubbles for the dykes of hazard.

It is possible to keep that thang clean, but newwwwwww, they can’t be bothered.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

Grim- wrote:

$2700 a year is what they pay for their vagina.

Maybe that’s why they think pussy is so precious…

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[Grim-Participant 454]

@spacemonkey

Haha, probably

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

230 $ per month maintenance of clean pussy..? Hey that’s such a good one especially putting it in perspective with, for how much is a fleshlight on sale again..? Well I guess either way that would be out of all proportion with regards to temporary sexual relief for us even the maintenance of a fleshlight as in to keep that one clean would be a hell of a lot less than for the real pussy. So there we have it (yet again), guys. Go figure.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[RoyDalParticipant]

I ain’t buying. I can buy too much of other things for that kind of money to waste it on a depreciating asset.

Leasing one for $230/hr … now that gives me some pause for thought.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[SpacemonkeyParticipant 1481]

RoyDal wrote:

Leasing one for $230/hr … now that gives me some pause for thought.

If it flies, floats or f~~~s you are always better of renting.

“Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”

[BudtaoParticipant 293]

Now lets look at what is actually necessary for female health.

Birth Control

No one is forcing you to buy it, and it isn’t necessary to proper vaginal functioning. Women did without it for thousands of years. Not necessary.
$0 a year

Tampons & Maxipads

This one is debatable, but even in the article they stated that there was a reusable solution. These women just can’t be bothered to use them. So luxury. Not a necessity.
$0 a year.

PMS Relief

I have heard plenty of women complain about this problem. I am sure its bad, but pain is a part of life. There are also plenty of free solutions that supposedly relieve the simptoms of PMS just as well(sex supposedly being one of them, although I pitty the poor bastard who has to plunge his dipstick in that bloodly mess.)
Debatably luxury. This one is pretty cheap. I’ll give it to them.

$20.97 a year

Pelvic Exam & Pap Smear

Not going to argue this one, don’t know enough about it to know if its necessary or not. But an ounce of prevention is worth a ton of cures, so not a luxury. I assume this is only needed once a year.

$175 a year

Condoms

What woman buys condoms, and what f~~~ing idiotic man would accept a condom from a woman. This one is just assinine and isn’t vagina specific. Its arguably not even related to vagina, but penis.

$0 a year

Vagisil

Umm, just scratch yourself, none of us dudes care. Luxury.

$0 a year

Urinary Tract Infection Remedies

Couldn’t you prevent this with, you know, proper cleanliness, so really this stuff is for the “luxury” of not having to clean yourself. Luxury.

$0 a year

Yeast infection

Same as above. And may I add, WTF are they doing with that gapping gash that they get yeast infections that often.

$0 a year

Pubic Hair Removal

Uhh, isn’t this the pinacle of luxurys when it comes to your crotch?

$0 a year

Toilet Paper

Seriously, this isn’t vagina specific. EVERYONE uses it. Its a basic toiletry. I mean its basically in the bloody name.

$0 a year.

Variables

Stop having sex, none of this is necessary. Sex is a luxury.

$0 a year

So what, roughly 200 a year to own a vagina… For a minimum wage earner that is probably less than 1% of their income. Is this seriously the best they got now? Pathetic.

Nirvanna is never having to worry about a woman ever again.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I will have paid over $500k over the next 5 years for being owned by a vagina. So I’m pretty sure she came out money ahead.

And women wonder where all the good men are.

Order the good wine

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

The Long Walk wrote:

And still costs a lot more for a guy to even ‘rent’ a vagina.

Depending on the right vagina, that is. Lots of them aren’t worth s~~~ compared to this news.

[RennieParticipant]

I guess we’re supposed to care about the maintenance costs of your snatch?

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

experienced wrote:

WHERE’S THE SOAP?
WHERE’S THE DAHDOUCHE EQUIPMENT?
The world would be a happier place….I kept scrolling down thinking ‘I bet first keeping the darn thing clean’ will be near bottom, but no.

How about a waterpark vertical drop slide wherein the extended tub at the bottom were full of Mr. Bubble, or scrubbing bubbles for the dykes of hazard.

It is possible to keep that thang clean, but newwwwwww, they can’t be bothered.

“Dykes of hazard”, haha, goddamn 😀

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

S~~~, i was paying $2700 every two months to rent my last one. To hell with that! Now, $2700/yr will make the payments on the new hunting land I’m looking to buy. Actually, it will cover the payment and the taxes, and leave enough money left over for the habitat budget for the year.

And the land won’t bitch at me for spending time there. So, bored out wizard sleeve money pit, or appreciating land asset that I can hunt and recreate on?

[AttonParticipant]

She should seal her vagina with molten aluminum.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

I find it interesting how birth control pills are really expensive, but aren’t guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Women could save a lot of money by NOT buying birth control pills and putting some condoms in their purses. In spite of these costs, isn’t it funny how a lot of women end up getting pregnant by a guy that doesn’t have a job or a sense of responsibility? Now that’s way more costly than just being a single woman because of the cost of raising a child in a capitalist society. And this cost is often shifted to the taxpayers—the productive, responsible members of society.

Here’s another thing that confuses me: why do women spend a lot of money on makeup, hair maintenance, and clothes if their medical expenses are not affordable? It seems to me that their highest priority would be to spend money on food, basic bills, and health care.

Now, let’s talk about the cost of dating for men: I estimate that it probably costs $1500 to $2000 a year for a guy to entertain a woman, buy her gifts for special occasions, and try to entice her to come home to his place so he can get laid. Women, on the other hand, aren’t required to be proactive or spend money when it comes to dating. They have the luxury of being judgmental about the guys who are spending their hard-earned money to provide free entertainment for them. If it was the other way around, I’d have a sense of gratitude!

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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