Psycho Farting Clowns

[StealthParticipant 5330]

When I first learned about how women have daddy issues I always assumed it was symbolic. But once I got to see the herd of adult females a little closer, I learned a lot of women have actual fantasies of f~~~ing their dads and grandparents, and often play this fantasy out with their lovers.

I dated one girl who had gone to clown school, and made a lot of fart jokes. I thought it was immature, and that perhaps she was making up for social awkwardness. As time went on I figured out she just liked fart jokes–and farting. She almost lived for it. She thought farting was just so funny. When I ran into her after we broke up she recounted with enthusiasm the time she quaifed loudly on my mattress.

My female housemate was the most athletic person I knew at one time. This woman biked and ran tens of miles every day. She once left something downstairs but did not want to walk the ten steps to go and get it because she told me she was lazy. It sounded like a joke. But as time wore on living around her, I learned she was seriously lazy. After telling me how she wanted my dog dead and what she would do to him, she followed it up by saying she never claimed to be a good person. This time I believed her.

Overall I used to give women the benefit of the doubt when they said something about themselves that sounded outlandish, immature, or inappropriate, because…how could anyone really think that way?

But now, when a woman tells me she is a crazy bitch, or thinks she is psychic, or believes in aliens, or is connected to her dead ancestors, or is sociophobic, or sees her pets as children she has birthed, I now believe her no further questions asked. I accept women to be the lazy, psycho, farting clowns that they are.

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[StealthParticipant 5330]

As an afterward, I still would not mind meeting a woman who is properly mannered, intelligent, and sexy. But I am not holding my breath. Maybe there is a charm school hidden away somewhere in the upper classes of Parisian society or Eastern Europe breeding such creatures.

Or perhaps not.

"Once you’ve taken care of the basics, there’s very little in this world for which your life is worth deferring." -David Hansson. "It’s not when women are mean or nasty that anything is out of the ordinary. It’s when they are NICE to you that you have to be on high alert..." -Jackinov.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Actually Daddy issues are f~~~ing big for chicks today
A lot of bimbos on sites like Sugar Daddy.com are looking for that father figure their single c~~~ hopping mom could never give them.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Anonymous 54]

A chick that went to clown school? Haha
What the….

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

They seem crazy because we judge them by the standard of how a reasonable adult should act, but mentally women are children their whole lives, as Schopenhauer explained so well. That’s why they can believe in 50 genders and that terrorism has nothing to do with Islam and all the other horses~~~ that’s become commonplace in our society.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[bstoffParticipant 4863]

I’m convinced that women, at their best, are only children and when they tell you something outlandish, I believe them, no matter how much they deny or try to minimize the statement later. They are willing to believe almost anything if it gives them a better sense of self.

[MeshakParticipant 280]

I don’t believe what women say. Now if they say they’re psycho, I’ll believe that. If they say they have psychic powers, I don’t believe that. My most recent experience involved a woman that played the psychic card. She always played it. According to her, she knew what I was thinking. When things were going well, she developed this theme, that at some point I would leave her.

She said; “I know that you’re going to leave me, but you’ll realize your mistake and you will be back because you won’t find anyone as good as me.” Muhaaaahaaaa. She was half right. I’ll give her credit for that.

Meshak

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Tuneout wrote:

A lot of bimbos on sites like Sugar Daddy.com are looking for that father figure their single c~~~ hopping mom could never give them.

Oh but she could have. C~~~ hopping mommy CHOSE not to let them have a daddy so she could continue hopping c~~~s.

The difference matters.

[BoarParticipant]

Most whimyn like to brag about what they can get away with. The pussy pass is universal…

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

sidecar wrote:

Tuneout wrote:

A lot of bimbos on sites like Sugar Daddy.com are looking for that father figure their single c~~~ hopping mom could never give them.

Oh but she could have. C~~~ hopping mommy CHOSE not to let them have a daddy so she could continue hopping c~~~s.

The difference matters.

Round and round and round she goes. Which c~~~ she stops at, no one knows.

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