Provincial

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Stuck in a dead-end town
It drives me round the bend when I hear the same old sound

Walking litter on their hand-held t~~~ transmitter
That I can’t seem to drown

Same old faces
Sods in a pod
From the same cold places

Birthed by a youth in a phone booth
Her Mother said she couldn’t get pregnant standing up
But it wasn’t the truth

Tortured and throttled
And hit in the tooth

Nurtured without Colostrum
Suckled instead
With a bottle of Rum

Chasing their dreams through a pint glass
A double malt
It’s every c~~~s fault their working class

Yeah
I bet their only friend is the man in the mirror they despise

The only thing these bell-ends attract
Is flies

Make sure you put your collar up
Butter-cup
When you say you’re goodbyes

No-ones gonna care when you die
Except the bar-keep who never sleeps
And who is always bleary-eyed

Another for the road
One more malt

Do you want salt
On that massive chip
As you take a sip
Before you go back to your abode

Four bare walls
As you stare
Whilst the kettle calls

Tea and sympathy
Without pity

Is all you will see
In this city

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hang in there Colin. Dont be drinking too much Chappie because that stuff is liquid depression.

Cant talk much, Im home today on my cell phone. No computer.

But all is well. Did a 12 mile run yesterday and then hiked another 6 miles right after. Could barely walk last night lol.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hang in there Colin. Dont be drinking too much Chappie because that stuff is liquid depression.
Cant talk much, Im home today on my cell phone. No computer.
But all is well. Did a 12 mile run yesterday and then hiked another 6 miles right after. Could barely walk last night lol.

Legs like a baby Giraffe eh!
Thanks for concern, hope your well?

Just a touch down regarding the woman I was conversing with. Been two weeks since I texted. Obviously not interested anymore. Would’ve been nice for her to have the courage to let me know rather than letting me hang. All smiles, then silence for three weeks!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hang in there Colin. Dont be drinking too much Chappie because that stuff is liquid depression.Cant talk much, Im home today on my cell phone. No computer.But all is well. Did a 12 mile run yesterday and then hiked another 6 miles right after. Could barely walk last night lol.

Legs like a baby Giraffe eh!Thanks for concern, hope your well?
Just a touch down regarding the woman I was conversing with. Been two weeks since I texted. Obviously not interested anymore. Would’ve been nice for her to have the courage to let me know rather than letting me hang. All smiles, then silence for three weeks!

That woman was actually me screwin’ around with ya’.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hang in there Colin. Dont be drinking too much Chappie because that stuff is liquid depression.Cant talk much, Im home today on my cell phone. No computer.But all is well. Did a 12 mile run yesterday and then hiked another 6 miles right after. Could barely walk last night lol.

Legs like a baby Giraffe eh!Thanks for concern, hope your well?Just a touch down regarding the woman I was conversing with. Been two weeks since I texted. Obviously not interested anymore. Would’ve been nice for her to have the courage to let me know rather than letting me hang. All smiles, then silence for three weeks!

That woman was actually me screwin’ around with ya’.

Some Brummie accent you put on for 13hours!
Do you even know where Birmingham is? and I don’t mean the erroneous one in Alabama!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hang in there Colin. Dont be drinking too much Chappie because that stuff is liquid depression.Cant talk much, Im home today on my cell phone. No computer.But all is well. Did a 12 mile run yesterday and then hiked another 6 miles right after. Could barely walk last night lol.

Legs like a baby Giraffe eh!Thanks for concern, hope your well?Just a touch down regarding the woman I was conversing with. Been two weeks since I texted. Obviously not interested anymore. Would’ve been nice for her to have the courage to let me know rather than letting me hang. All smiles, then silence for three weeks!

That woman was actually me screwin’ around with ya’.

Some Brummie accent you put on for 13hours!Do you even know where Birmingham is? and I don’t mean the erroneous one in Alabama!

I don’t even know where the one is in Alabama.

If I was able to make my voice sound like hers, I would’ve said some schit you’d never forget.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hang in there Colin. Dont be drinking too much Chappie because that stuff is liquid depression.Cant talk much, Im home today on my cell phone. No computer.But all is well. Did a 12 mile run yesterday and then hiked another 6 miles right after. Could barely walk last night lol.

Legs like a baby Giraffe eh!Thanks for concern, hope your well?Just a touch down regarding the woman I was conversing with. Been two weeks since I texted. Obviously not interested anymore. Would’ve been nice for her to have the courage to let me know rather than letting me hang. All smiles, then silence for three weeks!

That woman was actually me screwin’ around with ya’.

Some Brummie accent you put on for 13hours!Do you even know where Birmingham is? and I don’t mean the erroneous one in Alabama!

I don’t even know where the one is in Alabama.
If I was able to make my voice sound like hers, I would’ve said some schit you’d never forget.

I was right the first time, you ain’t got a fackin scoob!!
I have come to a clear and concise conclusion that you are not a nice person…..typical Christian.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hang in there Colin. Dont be drinking too much Chappie because that stuff is liquid depression.Cant talk much, Im home today on my cell phone. No computer.But all is well. Did a 12 mile run yesterday and then hiked another 6 miles right after. Could barely walk last night lol.

Legs like a baby Giraffe eh!Thanks for concern, hope your well?Just a touch down regarding the woman I was conversing with. Been two weeks since I texted. Obviously not interested anymore. Would’ve been nice for her to have the courage to let me know rather than letting me hang. All smiles, then silence for three weeks!

That woman was actually me screwin’ around with ya’.

Some Brummie accent you put on for 13hours!Do you even know where Birmingham is? and I don’t mean the erroneous one in Alabama!

I don’t even know where the one is in Alabama.If I was able to make my voice sound like hers, I would’ve said some schit you’d never forget.

I was right the first time, you ain’t got a fackin scoob!!I have come to a clear and concise conclusion that you are not a nice person…..typical Christian.

…..and I’m sticking to my conclusion that I don’t give a fukk what you think.

I never claimed to be a Christian. All I’ve ever done is share my spiritual beliefs. If you think what I’ve said has any correlation with Christianity, that’s your assumption.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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