Profiles that go on and on..

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

Saw this today.. apparently she ran out of space mid sentence.

I’m a 32 yrs old single mom. I have one daughter she is 9 yrs old. I’m looking to find someone to spend mine & my daughters life with. I do have 3 god sons who belong to my best friend they are 10, 4, & 2 yrs old & I am a part of their lives. I’m a very easy going, loving woman who treats those I’m with with all the love & respect that I possibly can. I love to spoil my significant other whenever possible.

I’m a very independent woman. I own my own home free & clear as well as my car. I do like to pay my own way as much as I possibly can. I am currently on disability benefits due to an arterial dissection after chiropractic manipulation. I had blood clotting & several mini strokes but I have fully recovered from all of it other than affecting the vision in my left eye nothing glasses can’t fix.

I do Not & Cannot stand liars, cheaters, beaters, nor thieves. Oh & age is merely a number & distance is simply a new adventure. Oh I am NOT interested in 3somes nor open relationships so d

I mean wow! You sound awesome! /not lol

what the hell man. We don’t need your life story.. don’t need none of it.

Don't care

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Sounds like a catch

Maybe she just stroked out mid sentence

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

The one topic a narcissistic women will never tire on talking about is herself.

[Anonymous 25]

I’ve redrafted it for her, to highlight the red flags:

I’m a 32 yrs old single mom. child abuser

I’m a very independent woman. I own my own home free & clear as well as my car. I stole money and a house from the father of my child, who I do not allow to see his child

I do like to pay my own way as much as I possibly can. I am currently on disability benefits I want to find a man I can freeload off

I do Not & Cannot stand liars, cheaters, beaters, nor thieves. I’m a liar, cheat and thief. I’m violent, but will blame it on my partner and claim to be the victim, because I get free stuff that way

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

If a poor guy gets married to her and divorces her, does he get the house?

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[JVBParticipant]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

If a poor guy gets married to her and divorces her, does he get the house?

Lol. Nice one. She says the house is hers free and clear. Couldn’t imagine how that came about.

Peace is > piece.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

JVB wrote:

Lol. Nice one. She says the house is hers free and clear. Couldn’t imagine how that came about.

From her cuck ex-husband, who worked his ass off to pay off the mortgage.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[Anonymous 43]

awesomest grammer ever.

I am a 32 year old woman with a child, and my s~~~ vortex rivals the North Sea. I am easy going when I get my way, but God help you if you try to have an independent thought. I will put all my attention on me, my daughter, my godchildren, the cat and the houseplants and you, in that order.

While I prefer to call myself independent, I am pretty much bed ridden or house bound because of someone else’s incompetence. I took my last husband’s house and car, so you don’t need to pay for that, which is nice. the disability check covers food and utilities only, you need to pay for what you want at the house.

What I need is someone to pay all the other bills and watch my children, as I am slowly and gradually filling my queen sized bed. Sex with me is damned near impossible, and I can’t leave the bedroom/bathroom to see what is going on in the home.

I learned to sell based on benefits. what benefit does this woman offer me? a paid off house and car? mmmm not enough incentive…

[JVBParticipant]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

JVB wrote:

Lol. Nice one. She says the house is hers free and clear. Couldn’t imagine how that came about.

From her cuck ex-husband, who worked his ass off to pay off the mortgage.

Too true bro. I was being sarcastic btw. Lol. How else could a single bitch with spawn on a house outright.

Peace is > piece.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Samsquanch wrote:

Maybe she just stroked out mid sentence

Apparently so. LOL

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I will put all my attention on me, my daughter, my godchildren, the cat and the houseplants and you, in that order

^^Hey look it’s the single mother hierarchy of love.^^

[Anonymous 7]

👠 “… liar, cheaters, beaters, nor thieves…”

Complete projection here, and it is, in some form, written in every profile.

👠 “I’m a 32 year old single mom…”

That line would be the only line I needed to read before moving on to the next single mom profile. Then the next, and next again.

👠 “My wants. My needs. My desires. My choices. My life…”

She devil dating profile deciphered.

Have you ever come across a profile, such as, “I will provide…” “I will care for…” “I will be loyal…” written anywhere in their long stream of bs?

No, they are always the same demanding qualifications you must have for maximum resource confiscation.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

Anonymous wrote:

I’ve redrafted it for her, to highlight the red flags:
I’m a 32 yrs old single mom. child abuser
I’m a very independent woman. I own my own home free & clear as well as my car. I stole money and a house from the father of my child, who I do not allow to see his child
I do like to pay my own way as much as I possibly can. I am currently on disability benefits I want to find a man I can freeload off
I do Not & Cannot stand liars, cheaters, beaters, nor thieves. I’m a liar, cheat and thief. I’m violent, but will blame it on my partner and claim to be the victim, because I get free stuff that way

Like that!!! It cut’s through the B/S, good editing 😉

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

Anonymous wrote:

I will put all my attention on me, my daughter, my godchildren, the cat and the houseplants and you, in that order.

Spot On There!

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

I’m a 32 yrs old single mom

Well for the start i don’t read online profiles and if i would i would stop right here.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Runnnnnnn

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 43]

some captain save a ho will help this one.

and bang the best friend

[Anonymous 12]

Most women’s profiles are either way too long or there isn’t anything at all and just a photo. In either case they are just self absorbed entitled.

If you read the profiles just as the one the OP posted, they tend to have a list of demands as well.

“Must be…. Must not be… No…. Don’t message me if…”

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