Princess shows she is p~~~ed off

[MonkParticipant 17049]

Update:

A crew member has stated that he saw her jump. He then did nothing. 🙂

So a p~~~ed up c~~~ throws a tantrum and, assuming that she will be picked up rightaway and become the centre of attention, jumps. Of course it didn’t immediately pan out the way she thought it would.

But it’s all coming good now. She survived and is now a celebrity. Talk show to follow, no doubt. Even her s~~~ty family are on the bandwagon, giving interviews about the ‘pain in her life’.

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

She is F~~~ING lucky to be alive. The ocean is undefeated since time immemorial.

The best you can hope for is a draw and that lucky stupid thot got one. This time.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

The only thing good about this story is that when the publicity and attention wears off, there will be a record on the internet that will last FOREVER for any future boyfriends, employers, landlords, creditors or insurance agents that choose to do a background check on her. It’s not as helpful as a big red “crazy” stamped on her forehead. But it’s almost as useful for anyone who bothers to check…

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

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