Pregnancy suspicions experiences – tell me about yours

[freedomParticipant 5129]

Tell about your own close calls,

When I was 20, I had this crazy chick who I actually loved(go figure). Anyway, she didn’t like me to use condoms, nor did she take the pill. so every time she convinced me to put it on only after foreplay, but she kept joking that I’m too scared and s~~~.

one time I did get it in without putting a condom, for like a minute..
later on that month, her period was freaking late, like really late, 3 WEEKS LATE and I was freaking out bad. I told her to get a pregnancy test and she said “but I’m too scared to find out that I’m pregnant”, a day after that “didn’t know I need to check it with the first pee” …
anyway, those were 3 f~~~ing days when I felt my life was over, luckily she came out negative and the period came few days after that.

that whole experience got me super cautious and it kinda ruined the sex, especially because she wanted to continue with the unsafe.

Since then, I always put a condom on, I don’t trust them

[Anonymous 6]

Haven’t had any pregnancy suspicions but i have had some who wanted to have a kid by me. I had one chick ask me to be her sperm donor because she liked my hair. I’ve been hit on because i dress nice. Women are weird creatures

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Years ago an ex texted me and told me she was pregnant, it was mine, she was going out of town with her girlfriends, and I shouldn’t worry about it.

Bulls~~~.

I bought two pregnancy tests, took them to her place of employment, and asked to see her. Knowing she wasn’t there I left the tests with the secretary. I still remember the look on her face. I told her my message to my ex was to use these and call me with the results when she returned.

An hour later the angry phone calls started. I never answered them. She was never pregnant.

Take that bitches.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5646]

Once. That was one time too many. Turned out she was lying. This was back in the 80s. I learned one thing. WRAP IT IN LATEX or SHE GETS YOUR PAYCHEX.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Vasectomy.

Problem solved.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Ohhh men. 20 years. First relationship. My ex. Even using condom if she was 1 day late she started freaking out.
I lived in eggshells for 3 years. 😩

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Two women have told me they were pregnant.

One was telling the truth but she waited until I was in the passing lane on a 5-lane freeway to tell me. She ended up having an abortion. Her 4th abortion. Yes, really. I don’t know if it was mine or not.

The other I am not 100% sure about , but I believe she wanted to drag me through some drama for her entertainment. We have seen similar stories here too. She tells you she’s pregnant just before Christmas to keep the guy around….. and on Feb 15th, “oops!” false alarm.

Sick s~~~.

She moved away for school and said she had an abortion.
I don’t believe any of it.

To younger men I would say – don’t let her tell you she “THINKS she may be” pregnant. If she does you stop talking to her right there. She has 12+ forms of birth control , so there is no such thing as “oops”. She allowed herself to get pregnant on purpose.

“I think I may be pregnant!”

( they love this just to see your reaction )

“You THINK? Don’t tell me until you know. Goodybe.”

If she IS pregnant, then you go to the next step.
INSIST on a paternity test – today.

Most of the time, this is where it ends, she knows you’re not f~~~ing around and that you won’t put up with any of her emotional terrorism. Telling you she’s pregnant is the worst way to keep a man around.

Pregnancy suspicions experiences

Eliminate all suspicion.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VassagoShaxParticipant 255]

This has only happened to me once, not all that long ago either. I was dubious to say the least, for starters her medical history meant that her being pregnant was on par with giving birth to the next Jesus. Plus protection was used.

So when she told me I was pretty nonplussed. Turned out she wasn’t. Happy times. But then through the course of our relationship she made the same claim twice. And each time she would inject more drama than a BBC production. It was at this point I prudently walked away.

[The DealParticipant 236]

The last gf, 4 years ago at least, like 3 or 4 times thought she might be with child. One time she was really late and claimed to have a positive test. She said she would get an abortion and when I said I would pay for half, she laid into me about not loving her or something. It was all a s~~~ test. I am retired from sex with women. I’ve had the women that I really wanted (and others that I didn’t) and it’s just not worth the negative consequences.

[Subcomandante SantiagoParticipant 149]

Several years ago, when I was back in my home town and in the absolute depths of my drinking period, a land-whale I knew got her hooks into me.

Let’s face it, I was always so drunk at the time that I was only vaguely aware that she actually existed. I was also permanently unable to raise a boner.

Anyway, one day, she decided that we should have sex, which involved a lot of floppy dick, t~~~, and other female flesh, erm, flopping about, a moment of half-arsed penetration, and absolutely no ejaculation at all.

The thing was, she kept asking me beforehand if I was “really sure it would be okay if she got pregnant as a result”.

And guess what? The nest day, she magically discovered that she WAS pregnant.

I stumbled off into the middle distance, and ended up in Bulgaria or somewhere for a while.

In the meantime, she approached my parents (who only lived one street away from her) to demand support for the forthcoming spawn. My father told her to get a DNA test done at the appropriate time, and if this proved that I was the father, then my family would do the decent thing by the child.

Needless to say, none of us ever heard from the woman again.

Amusing post-script: The child turned out to have distinctly oriental facial features, and I am distinctly Caucasian.

By sheer coincidence, the boyfriend of the woman’s sister at the time was Thai.

Gentlemen - we are at war.

[Anonymous 12]

a GF of mine was late about 3 weeks…
scared the s~~~ out of me when i was 18.

[OldBillParticipant]

Subcomandante Santiago wrote:

The nest day, she magically discovered that she WAS pregnant.

What a lying slore. How could she know she was pregnant a day later?

I was stationed in Idaho for several months in ’83 and had one woman there try the old “I’m late and/or pregnant” lie on me. I laughed in her face and immediately escalated by offering to drive her to a nearby clinic and pay for a pregnancy test. (Home tests were on the market then, they just weren’t as easy or accurate as they are now.)

When she began sputtering out various excuses about the Pill and defective condoms, I stopped her and said “We both know you’re lying.” She sat still red-faced for a while and then stomped out slamming the door. I guess she thought the toddler routine would make me come after her.

She came back a couple of days later but, when I rotated to another shift, we stopped seeing one another. Of course, when she came back there was no mention of her “pregnancy” or even an apology for trying to pull that old wheeze.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[iMorningstarParticipant 59]

It doesn’t matter who it is (wife, girlfriend, alien). I would get a paternity test if anyone told me that they were having my child.

I wouldn’t trust a female if she was chained to a bed in an obscure room of an underground bunker for 10 years and I was the only one with the key. F#^* that!

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