Pirates Of The Caribbean Going PC

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Think about this for a moment: the ride has depictions of pirates. Freakin’ PIRATES! These characters are not supposed to be socially acceptable in any way, shape, or fashion!

Dude, the scene with the fat lady chasing the scared pirate always got the most laughs! Why take away all the fun? As a kid, I went on this ride and didn’t take it seriously at all. It was all just make-believe puppet s~~~. Why can’t adults have a sense of humor anymore? If Disney makes this a feminist ride, only the green-haired liberal arts students will want to see it.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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