Perfecting Tinder

[ChevDogParticipant 30]

So I’m going to assume everyone knows what Tinder is, and if you don’t, do a Google search.

So in my time on Tinder (about a year and a half) I’ve gotten about 250 matches and had sex with 5 girls from it. Keep in mind that’s 5 girls that I wouldn’t have even known if it wasn’t for Tinder. I’ve had friends that have had much more success than me too. But anyway to the point of this post…

Tinder should go one of two ways, if you’re doing it right. Either you meet the girl and eventually hook up, or you never consider meeting up with her as an option. I’ll start off with some important bullets:

– If a girl puts her Instagram or SnapChat username in her profile, chances are all she only really uses the App for is attention. So don’t waste any more time on her.

– If a girl puts “Not looking for a hookup” in her profile, chances are all she only really uses the App for is attention. So don’t waste any more time on her.

– If she starts the conversation, she wants the D. So don’t f~~~ it up.

– If she says anything along the lines of “I’m Indepentant blah f~~~ing blah”, she’s probably a feminist and is only using the App to call you out for being a chauvinist pig.

With that being said, Tinder also does have some potential. You just need to use it correctly. First off, if you don’t know which pictures to use, ask someone you know for help. Women on Tinder are more likely to swipe right if you show off your muscles in the picture. Also if you have a dog, put a picture of it in your profile. Show your importance to the world in your Tinder pics. If you have a picture of you looking fresh in a suit with a bunch of smokin’ women, that picture better be in your profile. As far as the bio goes, I haven’t quite mastered it myself, but it seems that the less info you put about yourself, and the more direct you are, the better your chances are to meet a match that’s a potential hook up.

Now getting to the messaging. NEVER start a conversation with “hey whats up” or “howre you doing”. That’s boring. Nobody uses Tinder to chat. You need to recognize either something in her picture or something in her bio, and make a witty statement about it. I can’t tell you what’s the correct thing to say every time because every girl has something different. Look for signs of something that you can relate to and flex that brain of yours. If you don’t know how to be witty, look it up.

Remember the bullet points, even if they’re a match, that doesn’t mean it’s going to work out. Don’t waste time on the women that aren’t worth it. Keep swiping right, keep practicing.

What are your experiences with perfecting Tinder?

 

 

[Cap285Participant 6007]

– If a girl puts “Not looking for a hookup” in her profile, chances are all she only really uses the App for is attention. So don’t waste any more time on her.

I mean no offense, but this is why I quit this online s~~~ entirely. How in the hell can one be on site just for f~~~ing and claim they don’t want to f~~~?

If it’s a dating site, they’re there to ‘meet friends’.

Women are retarded. Throw rocks at them.

Fuck this planet.

[ChevDogParticipant 30]

No offense taken. To each his own. I just ignore the women that put s~~~ like that. To me the benefits of this app outweigh the negatives of it. You just need to have patience.

[IggyThundersParticipant 246]

I think Tinder is probably a great thing if you are under 35. If you are older like I am (I’m 47) you may as well forget about it. I would guess mostly due to filtering. Most girls will not look at any male profiles more than 5-10 years older than themselves. Max. So for me that leaves  only women over 37 who will even see my profile! The over 37 demographic itself is small, and the ones that are over 37 tend to be unattractive, nuts or have full blown baby rabies! For guys like me its a huge waste of time as you will get no matches except bots for porn sites.

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