People That Sell Positive Pregnancy Tests…

[Anonymous 6]

Why are so many people selling positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist?

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Troubling new trend alert: In the last few months, there’s been a preponderance of Craigslist ads selling positive pregnancy tests. In May, a woman in Buffalo offered hers for $25, apparently as a response to heightened demand:

The ads continue to appear across the country, all with the same no-questions-asked, I’m-always-by-my-phone language. Might there also be a market for negative pregnancy tests? Sort of torn on this issue. I’m all for women with a business plan, and the concept of a ratchet network intrigues me, but this might be taking the idea of “lean in” a little too far.

Beware the woman that tries to trick you with this bulls~~~. I’ve seen and heard about chicks doing this s~~~ before. If you’re with a woman who may be pregnant, make her take that test right in front of you.

Thoughts??

[ghostParticipant]

These bitches need to be arrested for this. How is this NOT a f~~~ing crime?

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

So cruel. Even doing a prank is a sign of how immature women, who do this, are . The time and money wasted on this stupid s~~~ can be put towards doing housework. Oh, I forgot, housework is oppression for women.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22503]

Yeah, these are really funny /sarc

They list them on ebay as “novelty/trick” pregnancy tests. You know, for “fun”.

Yeah what guy won’t bust a gut over one of these.

Surprise her back with a fake positive AIDS test. See how well she takes that one. You know, just for fun.

I seriously do not see how they market this crap as a legitimate “fun” product. This is a blackmail item pure and simple. That is what women use this for. Why do I know that?

How many times have you ever had a guy tell you “hey my girlfriend really got a joke on me last night. She pulled out a positive pregnancy test, and after my eyes bugged out, she told me relax, it’s fake!”

How many times have you ever heard a guy say this? ZERO DAMN TIMES. They use this fake crap for blackmail.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

ghost wrote:

These bitches need to be arrested for this. How is this NOT a f~~~ing crime?

Women can get away with ANYTHING, in this sick system.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[ghostParticipant]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

Oh, I forgot, housework is oppression for women.

NO modern woman does any housework that I know of. Either their parents do it or the maids come and take care of it.

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

Women can get away with ANYTHING, in this sick system.

The system will fall under it’s own weight at some point. I wish I could do more to help tip it over.

[Anonymous 7]

They need to get the stuff that plugs the little swimmer tubes on the market and FAST!

I have my doubts if it will be allowed but how sweet would that be?

Her: I’m pregnant. OMG! Let’s get married and buy a house.
Him: Congradulations who is the father you skank-ass, cum guzzling, gutter whore?

[ObserverParticipant 209]

Morality has gone down the drain. I am speechless.

[X11Spectator 4520]

Its wonder they haven’t filmed the guy’s response to the “prank” to get YouTube views

[Fr JackParticipant 926]

A man who has had a vasectomy should sell zero sperm count reports. then when cupcake pulls out the fake preggers test, he can say, ‘I see your positive pregnancy test, and raise you a zero sperm count”, then see the look on her face.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

Seriously… Are men now-a-days that stupid? I know I had some preg. scares with my ex-wife and a subsequent FCD. I picked up the tests myself and stood outside the door while both peed. I may be a bit slow at times, but I am not stupid.

[ForeverDoneParticipant 2928]

NO modern woman does any housework that I know of. Either their parents do it or the maids come and take care of it.

That’s for s~~~ sure. Prior to my ex moving in, cleaned everything myself, no need for a housekeeper. After she moved in, place was a mess in every room she was in. Had to hire a housekeeper to help tidy the place up. Threw the ex out, no more housekeeper and the place is spotless.

Who would had thought one woman could make such a f~~~in mess.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

: I have some news honey.
: What is it?
: I p~~~ed on this stick, and you’re pregnant!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

This is old news, they’ve been doing this for two years.

[ViciouscunningtreacherousParticipant 823]

Yet another reason to engage the unavoidable revolution. Men fighting for men and law. Real law. This will get worse. It’s just not funny anymore. At some point the jokes need to stop and action needs to take place. We men are quickly getting to the point of nothing left to lose.

For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow.

[TwistParticipant]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Surprise her back with a fake positive AIDS test.

Now THAT would be f~~~ing hilarious!

well played.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Fr Jack wrote:

then when cupcake pulls out the fake preggers test, he can say, ‘I see your positive pregnancy test, and raise you a zero sperm count”, then see the look on her face.

Then dump her ass immediately for “cheating”.

Or better yet, get an actual vasectomy so you know she’s trying to cheat you. And you have something to stand on in court. It’s the best $400 you’ll ever spend.

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