Pegnant Women Ask Me Out

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 343]

At least three times, there have been pregnant women who have asked me out.  I say “at least” because there could have been more pregnant women, but their pregnancies just weren’t apparent.

It was 7 years ago at my old job when it first happened to me.  One of my female co-workers had sent me an invitation to a baby shower party the she was about to have.  I didn’t go.  A few weeks later, she was on paid leave because she was soon to have her very first baby.  While she was on leave, she contacted one of my male co-workers and tried to have him hook me up with her.  I was shocked and I asked him, “Isn’t she pregnant?”  He said yes, and he looked just as shocked as I was.  I asked him, “Then where is her baby’s daddy?  Why is she asking ME out?”  He didn’t have an answer.  She had the baby, used up her maternity leave, then quit the job.  Honestly, if she wouldn’t have been pregnant, I still would have avoided her at all costs because she was a 2 out of 10.

At least a couple of other women have tried something like that with me; the most recent happening on November 28, 2014.  These women either think I’m stupid or desperate.  Has anyone else on here been asked out or proposed to by pregnant women?

[flamesabersParticipant 55]

<cite>@slesperado said:</cite>
At least a couple of other women have tried something like that with me; the most recent happening on November 28, 2014.  These women either think I’m stupid or desperate.  Has anyone else on here been asked out or proposed to by pregnant women?

No, can’t say that I have.

On a slightly different note, isn’t there an unwritten rule that typically only women get invited to baby showers? I don’t care to hold other people’s babies, much less go to a baby shower. If I ever got invited to one, I would suspect the mother-to-be is either super desperate (or greedy) for baby gifts or someone is trying to convince me to want to have children. Regardless, I’m not interested.

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 343]

I don’t even know, to tell you the truth.  That was the first time in my life that I was ever invited to a baby shower.  The second time was when my sister got pregnant a little over a year ago, and I even told her no.  I was invited to a baby shower for the third time a few weeks ago.  It’s from one of my old high school female friends who lives 4 hours west of me.  She expects me to drive all the way out there for a baby shower.  She said, “You could spend the night here with my fiance and I and drive back to next morning.”  I haven’t said no yet, but I definitely won’t be going.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Oh Hell Yeah!   I have had a few Pregnant Women scenarios…and Not One of those Babies are Mine.   Sorry Billie Jean. 🙂

True Not Hollywood Story.

Back in the day, during my Swingers Club Days…I went to my regular Swingers Club one Friday Night to hang out and see what FunShiet I could get into.  As a single guy who did not want a serious relationship, Swingers Clubs can be good fodder for Fruckin’ single and married women with their husband’s consent.

Well…One night, I was hanging out and about to head back to a sex room with a hot brunette married woman I knew who wanted me B~~~~ Deep in her again until a very attractive voluptuous Blonde woman I’ll call “Leslie” pulled my suit jacket and expressed interest.  I told the other woman “Later” and went on the dance floor with her.

We started dancing and then kissing…headed to a room and smashed it up.

The Day After….(LOL)…She called me and I went over and smashed her about 15 times that weekend.  During one of our sex breaks, she told me that she was 5 months Pregnant.  I couldn’t tell initially until she directed my hand to her belly….OH F~~~in’ Shiet!  Shawty is Pregnant!

She told me a bizarre story how she got Pregnant when a maintenance man came over to fix her furnace.  Not F~~~in’ Kidding.  Sounds like a weak plot line to a 70s Porn Film.

Apparently, she got Preggers when the Maintenance Man’s condom broke.  As a matter of course, the Maintenance Man found out later that she was Preggers, denied it was his and bounced out Forever.  How Cliche.

I Smashed Leslie from her 5th Month to about her 8.5 Month when she moved away to live with her mother in another city.  We occasionally keep in touch.  Kid is half-grown now.

Pregnant Prussy is Oh So Gusshy. 🙂

But you have to be careful.  Some Pregnant women may have an agenda and try to game you into declaring you as the father on a Birth Certificate.  Child Support Ching-Ching for her.

 

[Aroused By Her AnguishParticipant 343]

WOW!  You were that close to her and couldn’t tell that she was pregnant.  Now I’m really wondering if the number of pregnant women who asked me out is closer to the double digits.  I actually didn’t know that the one on November 28th was pregnant until her female friends started asking her, “How many months are you?”.  One good thing about a pregnant woman is that it’s impossible to get her pregnant while she’s already pregnant 😀

I’m 100% safe though because out of the three cases I mentioned in the original post, I’m definitely not the father because I never had sex with either of those women.

I’m still in contact with the first one who tried this.  I just looked on her Facebook page just for an update.  I found out that since her first proposition to me 7 years ago, she’s had TWO sets of twins!  TWO!  That brings her total number of children up to 5!  She’s says that they’re a “blessing” and that she’s “blessed” to have them.  And guess what.  She’s still single and I still wouldn’t touch her with a 10-foot pole.  I’m sure if I asked her out right now, she’d drop whatever she’s doing without hesitation to take a chance with me.  She’d probably leave her kids alone at home just to spend time with me.  That’s how women are these days.

[TheNinjaUWannaH8Participant 386]

Yep…Hard to tell when a Woman is pregnant unlss you are a walking Test Strip.  Some women don’t show the ‘baby bump’ for a grip (i.e. for a period of time).

I had another situation where one Chica was living with a boyfriend and was trying to get me to Hit It too.   I turned it down because she was too much drama and was getting Smashed by her Boss and her Boss’ Boss.  No kidding.

Chica turned out to had been Pregnant fro several months, wasn’t showing….and wasn’t sure who the Pops was…The Boyfriend, The Boss and the Boss’ Boss.

Whew!  Glad I didn’t Smash.

She ended up convincing a young Army recruit to marry her, got the benefits and then left his Ass to move to a City where her Boss’ Boss moved to after he got fired for f~~~in’ lots of women at the office.   WTF!

True Not Hollywood Part II.

 

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